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RE: Bad Jokes Thread
Why are math teachers such good dancers?

Because they have algorithm.
08-12-2018 07:51 AM
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RE: Bad Jokes Thread
A guy is sitting at home alone when
he hears a knock on the front door.
There are two sheriff's deputies there;
he asks if there is a problem.
One of the deputies asks if he is
married, and if so, can he see a picture of his wife.
The guy says "sure " and shows him a
picture of his wife. The sheriff says,
"I'm very sorry sir, but it looks like your
wife's been hit by a truck."
The guy says, " I know, but she has a
great personality and she's an excellent cook. "
08-12-2018 09:15 PM
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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?







Zero
08-12-2018 09:21 PM
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Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?



Because the pee is silent.
08-14-2018 02:18 PM
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Do you know why gorillas have big nostrils ?







Because they have big fingers.
08-14-2018 03:09 PM
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What do you get when you combine a rhetorical question and a joke?
08-15-2018 01:09 PM
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RE: Bad Jokes Thread
How many ants do you need to fill an apartment complex?


Tenants

What kind of ant gets on your nerves and is forgetful?


Ignore Ants

Where do ants go to cool off?


Antarctica

What kind of ant loves you?


Your aunt (look again)

What kind of ant slithers and goes sideways?


A slant

What kind of ants are hostile?


Vile ants

What's the chances of me making any good ant jokes?


I can't
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08-18-2018 10:25 PM
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^ LOL
08-19-2018 06:06 PM
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(08-18-2018 10:25 PM)_C2_ Wrote:  What's the chances of me making any good ant jokes?


I can't

reminded me of:

"I ain't gonna say ain't three times
because it ain't nice."
08-19-2018 06:51 PM
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What ant always brings suffering?

An antagonist
08-20-2018 05:08 PM
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