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Heck, even John Cooper could beat Michigan occasionally.

It appears that Rayner's time at Rice has obviously gone to his head and clouded his judgement. Sure, all of us coogs envy Rice's superior academic programs and lust after their hairy women, but Coach Noble has taken it too far. He needs to go.

And since this is Clemens last season as an Astro, we could bring him in to coach the baseball team next year! Imagine bringing back a local boy who made it big in the pros, comes back to finish his career with his home town team, and wears #22 retiring to coach our own beloved Coogs. Nothing could possibly go wrong with that arrangement!

Cooger_Scarlett Wrote:
Sure, all of us coogs envy Rice's superior academic programs and lust after their hairy women...

...unlike Rice boys, who can't handle Rice women.

After all, we're almost as smart as men. <a href='http://www.ncaabbs.com/forums/confusa/invision/index.php?act=ST&f=22&t=22332&hl=&view=findpost&p=196793' target='_blank'>OTC said so</a>. :laugh:

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lauramac Wrote:
...unlike Rice boys, who can't handle Rice women.

Sure we can handle Rice women. Just give us a weed whacker, some ear plugs, and a can of lysol and we're golden...

Give a Rice guy that stuff, and arguably he won't even need the woman. 03-razz

(PS. Your avatar has gone AWOL, my dear...)

lauramac Wrote:
Give a Rice guy that stuff, and arguably he won't even need the woman. 03-razz

Yeah he would probably build one. Might still be cuter than those Rice dancers I saw 03-puke

uhmump95 Wrote:

lauramac Wrote:
Give a Rice guy that stuff, and arguably he won't even need the woman.&nbsp; 03-razz

Yeah he would probably build one.

...and she might look a little <a href='http://home19.inet.tele.dk/j-ravn/personer/MrTwig.jpg' target='_blank'>something like this</a>:


:D

uhmump95 Wrote:
Might still be cuter than those Rice dancers I saw 03-puke


Damn, y'all are cold. :frown:

:laugh:

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