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cccj wrote:
Memphis Blazer wrote:
MC Blazer wrote:
Could one of you gurus post a complete list of who UAB has coming in next year? I heard of the 6 2ft9 guys at Greenville? and the PG from Ramsey, but no real details. Thanks!
2 6'9 guys is better than 6 2'9 guys. Although that would be entertaining to watch on a basketball court.

UAB would be the fastest forty midgets in basketball
(cccj)

BTR Posted: 30 Jan 2006 03:33 pm

I continue to be amazed how we can average about 20,000 people to come out and see a pathetically coached football team and we can't sell out every home game with Mike Anderson coaching our basketball team.


Band Dad
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Hats off to Smaug's Birthday and the prospect of PG-13 Kittenporn!


There you have it. My BlazerSax-free nominations. (MemphisBlazer)

I should be used to this crap....I'm a Cubs fan. What would it take for Dr. Garrison to do something, maybe a riot, mass hysteria, babies crying, puppies and kittens being kicked. I'm so mad I want to spit.
(By cccj after the MSU loss)


You can't run up and down the floor at full speed trapping every chance you get with 7-8 players, no matter who the coach is.
(SSUABFAN)

I have this for the BOT...
" (BlazerSax)


Dude, if I ever decide to call you out and flame you, you won't have any doubt about it. I have enough years on internet chatboards and a good enough grasp of invective and trash talk that I'll rip you a red raw and dripping new one if I choose to do so.
(UAB Band Dad)

After reading this, let me make sure I have this all together. You are really a Bama supporter that is violent and gay who did not get along with bullies in high school and that uses logic (i.e. common sense) to support your arguments. Okay, I think I got it now. (BlazerSax)

Go Watson. . .Go! (parenthetically speaking, go to the house, you're killing peoples cocks for crying out loud) (blazersyx)

"+1" (Blzer4life)

Memphis Blazer wrote:
blazr wrote:
Enough with the Propst nonsense!!! Don't make me go all Seuss on your asses!!


If you can find something that rhymes with Propst, go at it.
Smaug had a good one back in February, but it's not eligible since it was posted on the conference board:

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eaglefan2999 wrote:
Considering that our defensive line couldn't rush the QB or stop the run, and our DBs got burnt all year, I'll take that as a good sign for us.


Smaug wrote:
Given that opposing QB's last year had time to do each of the following against us:

1. Drop back

2. Play fake to the fullback.

3. Make his first read.

4. Make his second read.

5. Make his third read.

6. Outline his Masters' thesis.

7. Apply for a car loan.

8. Knock up a cheerleader.

9. Deliver said child.

10. See the child get redshirted on same team.

11. Go back to his first read and complete a long pass, because our defensive backs (and don't get me started about them) are tired from running around so long.

I'd say this is bound to be an improvement.

Quote of the Year

Go Watson. . .Go! (parenthetically speaking, go to the house, you're killing peoples cocks for crying out loud) 26% [ 14 ] (blazersyx)

Total Votes : 52
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