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Meeting your new head football coach at the Tuscaloosa airport at 3:47pm and kissing him on the cheek, $0.00






Bottle of peach schnapps, $9.95




Getting arrested for DUI three hours after the arrival, still wearing your team jersey and smiling... Priceless!


18:23 - Connell, Colette. Bond $ 500.00 Driving under the influence {32-5A-191} {Class: VI}

Gee, that isn't petty at all.

I hate that damn houndstooth hat. My brother-in-law got one for Christmas. Makes me want to put my fist through a wall.

What mug shot is pretty? She's really not that bad looking.

pruitt11 Wrote:Gee, that isn't petty at all.

HiddenDragon Wrote:What mug shot is pretty? She's really not that bad looking.

But yeah, since we're discussing her looks now, I'd definitely hit that with the quickness.

http://www.deepsouthsports.net

Funny, funny stuff. A sample:

Quote:Imagine for a second that you said a little something like this to your wife/girlfriend/owner:

"Baby... You know I like you, and that I'm legally/morally committed to you... and the last few years have been pretty neat...but...well, OK, this other chick just got done with a nasty divorce...She's really in a bad place right now...also, she's got tons of money and she's all up on my jock! I don't know what to do!

What?

Does she look better than you?

Well...she's a little used up, high maintenance, and well she's kinda got that former-prom-queen mentality, oh and her Family is insane...but...like I said, she's got money, and I just thought I should talk to her...you know, see what she thinks about our future together.

She really wants me bad, and I just think it would be poor taste to just turn her away!

Yeah, I told her 'No!' several times but she keeps throwing herself at me...It's crazy!

I know, she's, like, REALLY desperate, right?

I hope this won't effect our relationship if I have dinner with her.

Baby...Baby?!"

I could have sworn that she was wearing #69.

She may be a Bammer fan, but she is definitely a cutie!

Her arrest is truly, truly priceless lmfao

Can't see the pictures.

BlazerSax Wrote:She may be a Bammer fan, but she is definitely a cutie!

Her arrest is truly, truly priceless lmfao

Sure, if you go for washed up former Sammy's strippers cute.

dfarr Wrote:

BlazerSax Wrote:She may be a Bammer fan, but she is definitely a cutie!

Her arrest is truly, truly priceless lmfao

Sure, if you go for washed up former Sammy's strippers cute.

Sax goes for "is it breathing" cute.

dfarr Wrote:Sure, if you go for washed up former Sammy's strippers cute.

Not bad. I was thinking "The bar is closing and I'm drunk" kind of cute.

How about a

"Its Wednesday afternoon, so I should get hammered, go to the airport and go throw myself at the NEW Bammer savior" cutie. lmfao lmfao lmfao

dfarr Wrote:

BlazerSax Wrote:She may be a Bammer fan, but she is definitely a cutie!

Her arrest is truly, truly priceless lmfao

Sure, if you go for washed up former Sammy's strippers cute.

I find it interesting that three people posted references to her attractiveness before I did, but you waited until I posted something about it to dog me about how you think she is ugly.



Please get a life and lay off me, we had gone almost two weeks without a single Sax insult until MB insulted me yesterday, and now you today.

BlazerSax Wrote:

dfarr Wrote:

BlazerSax Wrote:She may be a Bammer fan, but she is definitely a cutie!

Her arrest is truly, truly priceless lmfao

Sure, if you go for washed up former Sammy's strippers cute.

I find it interesting that three people posted references to her attractiveness before I did, but you waited until I posted something about it to dog me about how you think she is ugly.



Please get a life and lay off me, we had gone almost two weeks without a single Sax insult until MB insulted me yesterday, and now you today.

Did I insult you yesterday. If so, I am sorry....






















that I let two weeks go by without giving you the attention you thrive for.

Thats hilarious, only at uat

Made my day.