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Why BTR cannot do surveilance.


CZG enters office only to find giant orange and yellow Rooster standing in corner.

CZG: (calling out to Secretary) Susan, who delivered this chicken to the office.

Mufffled voice : mmer roofer goos dawrnit.

Susan : I don't know they delivered the Chicken this morning. The said it was a stuffed copy of UAB's old Mascot! I didn't know we used to be the Chickens?

Muffled Voice: Ay sad immmmer Rooofer daymmmit.

CZG: Susan was that you?

Susan: Ma'am?

CZG: Susan please call whomever delivered this chicken and have the knappy thing taken back to storage whereever it came from.

Susan: Yes Ma'am.

Muffled voice: (grumbling) @#$#! Roufser! grma#$%gkldd %%^&@#

CZG: Susan, was that you or did the Chicken make a sound?

Susan: Ma'am?

CZG: Oh nothing, I guess it is just the stress I have around here lately. I thought I heard the chicken make a sound.

Muffled Voice: (Screaming) Howwwe Manny Tims Doo I harve tweo teall you! I yam aye @#$%$#@%^& ROOSTER!

CZG: Susan call security. The Chicken is talking.