NCAAbbs

Here's a look back at our initial vows (I only included those where the bettor actually had something to lose):

UABKirksville Wrote:If we finish the season .500 or better, I will personally shave my head and mail my hair to a "Locks of Love" campaign.

UAB Band Dad Wrote:We go 9-4 I'll drink green swampwater, let alone koolaid.

AA Blazer and still sober Wrote:If we win 9 games I will become a monk.

MemphisBlazer Wrote:I will add - if we go winless this year, I'll give everyone on the board a dollar.

BlazerUnit Wrote:10 wins or better, and I'll donate $1000 to the Republican candidate of dfarr's choosing. With that sort of luck, Ed McMahon will likely have visited my house.

When you look back at it, I was the only person who realistically had something to lose in this mess. Technically, I'm still the only person with something to lose. And, if UAB can find some way to win its final three games, I'll gladly keep my promise. I'll even let Attalla shave my head at the WKU-UAB basketball game. However, then I'm afraid I won't get to keep the last half of my vow. Attalla will probably have a wig made for his bald self from my hair, and it'll never make it to those poor cancer victims in the Locks of Love program. lmfao

If Watson is retained as head foorball coach I will literally eat crow.......


GN. You will be sitting next to me at WKU and I will eat everything I can that will create massive amounts of gas during the game............. ;-)

ATTALLABLAZE Wrote:If Watson is retained as head foorball coach I will literally eat crow.......

Save a wing for me....good riddance...

ATTALLABLAZE Wrote:If Watson is retained as head foorball coach I will literally eat crow.......


GN. You will be sitting next to me at WKU and I will eat everything I can that will create massive amounts of gas during the game............. ;-)

I think Attalla actually wants to eat crow and is merely looking for an excuse to do so.

TMcCarty Wrote:

ATTALLABLAZE Wrote:If Watson is retained as head foorball coach I will literally eat crow.......


GN. You will be sitting next to me at WKU and I will eat everything I can that will create massive amounts of gas during the game............. ;-)

I think Attalla actually wants to eat crow and is merely looking for an excuse to do so.

He's from Attalla. It's probably a staple in his diet. ;-)

hardy har har.......... We do have a butt load of crows around the farm....... ;-)

He probably has it as a side item with his o'possum dinner.

Memphis Blazer Wrote:

TMcCarty Wrote:

ATTALLABLAZE Wrote:If Watson is retained as head foorball coach I will literally eat crow.......


GN. You will be sitting next to me at WKU and I will eat everything I can that will create massive amounts of gas during the game............. ;-)

I think Attalla actually wants to eat crow and is merely looking for an excuse to do so.

He's from Attalla. It's probably a staple in his diet. ;-)

Ok let the record state that I am NOT from Attalla, I just live there...


Ok at the risk of taking a multitude of shots from you guys......

I am from Southeast Texas with most of my relatives being Cajuns..... :shhh: I am a half breed Cajun from Texas........... No I am not a registered coon azz before someone asks but my mama is....... lmfao

road kill for desert lmfao

Hey, You killem we grill em..........

You're from Texas and theres no armadillo on that menu? How can you run a roadkill diner without 'possum on the half shell?

I ain't sharing...........

"If you can guess what it is, you eat it for FREE!"

lmfao

ATTALLABLAZE Wrote:GN. You will be sitting next to me at WKU and I will eat everything I can that will create massive amounts of gas during the game............. ;-)

I plan to eat a gallon of Krystal chili before the game. That should ensure an even playing field.

Hey buddy, It's on like Donkey Kong.........

Do not challenge a fat man who considers a pot of chili, raw habanero peppers and drinks a case of beer a "snack." You will lose. ;-)

Grammar-Nazi Wrote:Do not challenge a fat man who considers a pot of chili, raw habanero peppers and drinks a case of beer a "snack." You will lose. ;-)

Careful, you are going to get Sax to start imaging what you look like again.