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10) His idea of fine dining is McDonalds.

9) He thinks the terms "conservative" and "democrat" are not mutually exclusive.

8) His idea of a fun night out is a visit to Wal*Mart.

7) He is missing teeth... lots of them.

6) The ones he isn't are stained with tobacco juice.

5) He is the one kissing his sister... on the mouth... with tongue! ewwwwe

4) Things like traffic signals, automatic doors, and air conditioning fascinate him.

3) Things like airplanes frighten him.

2) More than 20,000 fans in a stadium surprise him.

And the number one way to identify a Troy State Graduate in Birmingham...(drumroll)....

1) You can't miss him! He's the one that looks exactly like a Jack's A$$!

I was passing through Troy a while back. I stopped at a gas station to get some directions from a local and he introduced me to his wife and his sister. What terrified me was that there was only one woman standing next to him.... lmfao

I stopped for gas in Troy once. When I came back to my car after paying, there was a degree on my windshield.

Smaug Wrote:I stopped for gas in Troy once. When I came back to my car after paying, there was a degree on my windshield.

lmfao that never gets old lmfao

Must have been a long drive back to Pike county....



Look on the bright side, Troy $taters, you scored 3 points on us this year. Add that to the 7 you scored on us last year and that's 10 whole points!!

Scoring like that on a CUSA team should translate into pretty big numbers once you start playing those jokers from the SunBelt.

lmfao lmfao lmfao lmfao

I work in a bar on the weekends. Last night you could definately tell who the people from Troy were. It was as if they'd never been in a relatively nice bar. You could always tell who to Troy fans were when they were ordering because it took them 20 minutes to ask for a Bud Light.

BlazingGoat Wrote:10) His idea of fine dining is McDonalds.

9) He thinks the terms "conservative" and "democrat" are not mutually exclusive.

8) His idea of a fun night out is a visit to Wal*Mart.

7) He is missing teeth... lots of them.

6) The ones he isn't are stained with tobacco juice.

5) He is the one kissing his sister... on the mouth... with tongue! ewwwwe

4) Things like traffic signals, automatic doors, and air conditioning fascinate him.

3) Things like airplanes frighten him.

2) More than 20,000 fans in a stadium surprise him.

And the number one way to identify a Troy State Graduate in Birmingham...(drumroll)....

1) You can't miss him! He's the one that looks exactly like a Jack's A$$!

This applies to bammer grads also

StunnerJR Wrote:

BlazingGoat Wrote:10) His idea of fine dining is McDonalds.

9) He thinks the terms "conservative" and "democrat" are not mutually exclusive.

8) His idea of a fun night out is a visit to Wal*Mart.

7) He is missing teeth... lots of them.

6) The ones he isn't are stained with tobacco juice.

5) He is the one kissing his sister... on the mouth... with tongue! ewwwwe

4) Things like traffic signals, automatic doors, and air conditioning fascinate him.

3) Things like airplanes frighten him.

2) More than 20,000 fans in a stadium surprise him.

And the number one way to identify a Troy State Graduate in Birmingham...(drumroll)....

1) You can't miss him! He's the one that looks exactly like a Jack's A$$!

This applies to bammer grads also

With but one exception....#2. Otherwise I think you are spot-on. ;-)