Blazersyx
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PostPosted: 18 Sep 2006 01:51 pm Post subject: Reply with quote Edit/Delete this post Delete this post View IP address of poster
My COCK no longer works!
No really, I woke up this morning and he was dead. I was wondering why at 6am I wasn't awakened by his noise. Anyway, he fell ill after the Georgia loss and died last night. I will miss my COCK! It was a good cock, very special to me, my mother and father gave him to me.
Go Watson. . .Go! (parenthetically speaking, go to the house, you're killing peoples cocks for crying out loud)
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:-) Smiling makes things look alright until they actually are!
I should be used to this crap....I'm a Cubs fan. What would it take for Dr. Garrison to do something, maybe a roit, mass hystaria, babies crying, puppies and kittens being kicked. I'm so mad I want to spit.
By cccj after the MSU loss
Blazersyx
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PostPosted: 09 Nov 2006 03:48 pm Post subject: Reply with quote Edit/Delete this post Delete this post View IP address of poster Report Post
As I stare at the bottom of an empty cognac tumbler, I began to realize that perhaps Watson should stay. Appalled by this epiphany I jumped up from my recliner and stumbled four steps before hitting the ground. As I rolled over onto my back, I felt something deep within my bowels. I came to my feet and my senses almost simultaneously and screamed "Go Blazers!" I went to my bathroom and took a seat upon my porcelain throne in my "thinker" position and had yet another epiphany. Boxers dangling by my ankles, I turned around and looked south, and there it was . . . a turd!
This must be an omen, for it was not the usual greenish-blue fecal remnant that usually follows a night of heavy drinking. Yea, this turd was brown, not just any brown . . . Watson brown. This man must not leave our grasp. However, he must not stay too long or he will begin to break down in the commode and leave skid marks when we try to flush him.
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PostPosted: 15 Nov 2006 09:38 am Post subject: Reply with quote Edit/Delete this post Delete this post View IP address of poster Report Post
TMcCarty wrote:
Grammar-Nazi wrote:
I will be the one person in the country watching the game on CSTV.
Nah, I'll be watching it. Watson has still yet to win a game we aren't supposed to win... unless you count the ECU game as that, which I don't think we should, since it's only retrospective that we actually consider that a game we shouldn't have won. This could be the year.
I kinda thought that for a little while myself. But you have to admit he is off pattern this year. 4 straight losses was a new record...
It is entirely possible that our past mind-numbing mediocrity has now drifted into true soul slaying suckage.
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Posted: 19 Nov 2006 12:35 am Post subject: Dear Baby Jesus
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Dear Baby Jesus,
I ask that you bless Watson Brown and find him a new job. A job where he is wanted and where he can be successful. Please take him to a new institution to utilize his talents in a way that we cannot.
Baby Jesus, I ask that you send him to Uzbekistan. They are in need of a football coach. Please make that happen for him.
Amen.
Band Dad
Hats off to Smaug's Birthday and the prospect of PG-13 Kittenporn!