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Quote:Here's Friday's Dear Gary ...

Dear Gary: This year I am going to be John Calipari for Halloween. I have promised my children to go trick-or-treating in their grandparents' neighborhood. But I just got an offer to go to my buddy's neighborhood, and my buddy has a keg of Boulevard Pale Ale. What the hell, I'm John Calipari, right? I am going to my buddy's house and bringing my kids with me. Screw Grandma and Grandpa. I hope I get my ass handed to me by Kansas again, too.

-- Dane