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...and I know it's gonna make you laugh, so I'm gonna share. Who says us sandalwearing DFH's don't have a sense of humor?

http://www.chiaobama.com/
Does it come with a Chia teleprompter? Otherwise, it won't know to grow and will just sit there.
Outside of the hair color, everything else looks pretty much dead on.

If you don't water the thing for a few weeks, it should be a dead ringer for him.
(07-15-2009 10:45 AM)BlazerFan11 Wrote: [ -> ]Does it come with a Chia teleprompter? Otherwise, it won't know to grow and will just sit there.

All it needs is a bunch of "HATERS" to help it grow and thrive.

Thanks BF11
Be careful about putting it around your other plants. It might try to take some of the water and good soil from the greenest, leafiest ones and redistribute it to the brown, sickly looking ones.
(07-17-2009 10:32 AM)BlazerFan11 Wrote: [ -> ]Be careful about putting it around your other plants. It might try to take some of the water and good soil from the greenest, leafiest ones and redistribute it to the brown, sickly looking ones.

All it needs is a bunch of "HATERS" to help it grow and thrive.

Thanks BF11
Maybe you should change your name to Broken Record Blazer.
(07-17-2009 02:39 PM)UAB?IAB Wrote: [ -> ]
(07-17-2009 10:32 AM)BlazerFan11 Wrote: [ -> ]Be careful about putting it around your other plants. It might try to take some of the water and good soil from the greenest, leafiest ones and redistribute it to the brown, sickly looking ones.

All it needs is a bunch of "HATERS" to help it grow and thrive.

Thanks BF11

I don't remember you calling the "haters" out about McCain and Palin this time last year. Because you were one.

It's just certain haters you hate, right.

The only thing I find offensive about offensive jokes are when they aren't funny. Even if I happen to share the same ideology of the subject of the joke, if it is funny and clever, I'm OK with it. However, for those who can't find any humor in any joke directed at your man, you need to develop a sense of humor.
(07-17-2009 03:16 PM)Memphis Blazer Wrote: [ -> ]
(07-17-2009 02:39 PM)UAB?IAB Wrote: [ -> ]
(07-17-2009 10:32 AM)BlazerFan11 Wrote: [ -> ]Be careful about putting it around your other plants. It might try to take some of the water and good soil from the greenest, leafiest ones and redistribute it to the brown, sickly looking ones.

All it needs is a bunch of "HATERS" to help it grow and thrive.

Thanks BF11

I don't remember you calling the "haters" out about McCain and Palin this time last year. Because you were one.

It's just certain haters you hate, right.

The only thing I find offensive about offensive jokes are when they aren't funny. Even if I happen to share the same ideology of the subject of the joke, if it is funny and clever, I'm OK with it. However, for those who can't find any humor in any joke directed at your man, you need to develop a sense of humor.

If McCain wasn't 110 years old, I probably could have voted for him and a more sensable choice for a running mate. Palin, on the other hand, would only get my vote if she ran for employee of the month at burger king, no offense to fast food workers.

HATER

If you didn't find it funny, then I have accomplished one of my life long goals of... not caring about what you think is funny.
(07-17-2009 02:46 PM)BlazerFan11 Wrote: [ -> ]Maybe you should change your name to Broken Record Blazer.

Thought about it but it would be too close to your alias, Broken Rectum Blazer. 05-moon2
(07-17-2009 06:21 PM)UAB?IAB Wrote: [ -> ]
(07-17-2009 03:16 PM)Memphis Blazer Wrote: [ -> ]
(07-17-2009 02:39 PM)UAB?IAB Wrote: [ -> ]
(07-17-2009 10:32 AM)BlazerFan11 Wrote: [ -> ]Be careful about putting it around your other plants. It might try to take some of the water and good soil from the greenest, leafiest ones and redistribute it to the brown, sickly looking ones.

All it needs is a bunch of "HATERS" to help it grow and thrive.

Thanks BF11

I don't remember you calling the "haters" out about McCain and Palin this time last year. Because you were one.

It's just certain haters you hate, right.

The only thing I find offensive about offensive jokes are when they aren't funny. Even if I happen to share the same ideology of the subject of the joke, if it is funny and clever, I'm OK with it. However, for those who can't find any humor in any joke directed at your man, you need to develop a sense of humor.

If McCain wasn't 110 years old, I probably could have voted for him and a more sensable choice for a running mate. Palin, on the other hand, would only get my vote if she ran for employee of the month at burger king, no offense to fast food workers.

HATER

If you didn't find it funny, then I have accomplished one of my life long goals of... not caring about what you think is funny.

For the record, I did find the chiapet funny. But that doesn't make me an Obama hater. And I probably wouldn't vote for Palin even for employee of the month at Burger King. It would depend on her competition that month.

McCain - I liked up until this last election when he got all kinds of bad advice and tried to be someone he isn't - a right wing conservative.

I don't look for candidates who match my ideology exactly. Rather I want someone who will consider all sides and is not afraid to go against his party. Someone who will vote HIS mind even if it goes against his party's line. I respect that person even if I don't agree with him. I thought McCain was that person up until this election when the label "maverick" was slapped on him. He was anything but a maverick in the election and pandered to the right of the republican party. He appeared weak as a result. If he had showed up like he did in 2000 as a moderate who was willing to stand up to both parties if he believes himself to be wrong. Everyone was afraid McCain was a hothead. To me it showed he had passion. I didn't like the 2008 watered down McCain.

I voted for him still, but I probably would have voted for Obama had I had a crystal ball and seen that he is willing to buck his party as well. I don't agree with much that Obama has had, but his willingness to put Republicans in his cabinet and other aisle crossing manuevers has impressed me.
(07-17-2009 10:35 PM)Memphis Blazer Wrote: [ -> ]
(07-17-2009 06:21 PM)UAB?IAB Wrote: [ -> ]
(07-17-2009 03:16 PM)Memphis Blazer Wrote: [ -> ]
(07-17-2009 02:39 PM)UAB?IAB Wrote: [ -> ]
(07-17-2009 10:32 AM)BlazerFan11 Wrote: [ -> ]Be careful about putting it around your other plants. It might try to take some of the water and good soil from the greenest, leafiest ones and redistribute it to the brown, sickly looking ones.

All it needs is a bunch of "HATERS" to help it grow and thrive.

Thanks BF11

I don't remember you calling the "haters" out about McCain and Palin this time last year. Because you were one.

It's just certain haters you hate, right.

The only thing I find offensive about offensive jokes are when they aren't funny. Even if I happen to share the same ideology of the subject of the joke, if it is funny and clever, I'm OK with it. However, for those who can't find any humor in any joke directed at your man, you need to develop a sense of humor.

If McCain wasn't 110 years old, I probably could have voted for him and a more sensable choice for a running mate. Palin, on the other hand, would only get my vote if she ran for employee of the month at burger king, no offense to fast food workers.

HATER

If you didn't find it funny, then I have accomplished one of my life long goals of... not caring about what you think is funny.

For the record, I did find the chiapet funny. But that doesn't make me an Obama hater. And I probably wouldn't vote for Palin even for employee of the month at Burger King. It would depend on her competition that month.

McCain - I liked up until this last election when he got all kinds of bad advice and tried to be someone he isn't - a right wing conservative.

I don't look for candidates who match my ideology exactly. Rather I want someone who will consider all sides and is not afraid to go against his party. Someone who will vote HIS mind even if it goes against his party's line. I respect that person even if I don't agree with him. I thought McCain was that person up until this election when the label "maverick" was slapped on him. He was anything but a maverick in the election and pandered to the right of the republican party. He appeared weak as a result. If he had showed up like he did in 2000 as a moderate who was willing to stand up to both parties if he believes himself to be wrong. Everyone was afraid McCain was a hothead. To me it showed he had passion. I didn't like the 2008 watered down McCain.

I voted for him still, but I probably would have voted for Obama had I had a crystal ball and seen that he is willing to buck his party as well. I don't agree with much that Obama has had, but his willingness to put Republicans in his cabinet and other aisle crossing manuevers has impressed me.

I agree 100%
(07-18-2009 08:13 AM)UAB?IAB Wrote: [ -> ]I agree 100%

A Blazertalk first.
Frankly, I'd agree with that as well. I liked McCain when he first ran, would have voted for him. That was GWB's first campaign and Karl Rove screwed McCain by spreading the rumor just before the South Carolina primary that the Bangladeshi girl Cindy McCain had adopted was McCain's half-black love child. McCain had no use for that whole group of Republican advisors and dirty trick artists - until he ran again for president, at which point he not only adopted their tactics but hired many of the same people who had f*cked him over so badly.

McCain the maverick had become as conformist to Republican dogma as an army worm, and in so doing lost the respect of many moderates of both parties who might otherwise have voted for him.
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