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The Mike Davis Basketball Camp
Is your child flunking out of school? Do they enjoy running from police? Have we got the place for you. The all new Mike Davis basketball camp. Here is the first day schedule.
9am be sure to arrive late-oversleeping is encouraged
10am we plan on playing five on five but we usually only end up with enough for four on four or three on three
12 noon break for lunch- included is a drinking binge followed by cursing the police, if you make it back without being arrested you may continue the camp
1pm study hall- just kidding drink another beer and show up whenever
5pm- If you actually graduate from the camp, although we have very few that actually graduate, we sponsor trips back to your home town where we provide free bail money after you get arrested for public intoxication
Bonus: you may sign up to participate but you can always leave whenever you feel like you are being mistreated to go to other camps.
Call today space is limited we may look at a lot of applications but only offer a few the chance to attend.
You forgot to include the disclaimer that says, "If you are tall enough to play power forward or center, please look elsewhere."
what's truly scary is you joke about this kind of stuff, but i have two young sons who are pretty good players that i have to look elsewhere for camp because of the program's current status.... bad that a pastlbaz has to look to samford, auburn, olemiss or vandy to find a head coach or program i would trust with my kids...if coach gene was around - even murry - i wouldn't hesitate to let them go to the old indian springs camps...
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