...Not that they don't have the talent to hang with us, but....if they had the mental toughness to beat us, they would already be about 22-4 and have their bid nearly sewn up.
So if you do have the talent (depth aside)...we all agree your top five plays with ANYBODY. So what has gone wrong?
(02-25-2009 12:17 PM)ADallasTiger Wrote: [ -> ]...Not that they don't have the talent to hang with us, but....if they had the mental toughness to beat us, they would already be about 22-4 and have their bid nearly sewn up.
So if you do have the talent (depth aside)...we all agree your top five plays with ANYBODY. So what has gone wrong?
Tune in tomorrow night, d-bag.
No thread link? Probably your own post from empty.org and you're just blowing your own skin flute over here again.
If yall are so talented maybe yall will win the NIT.
Wow.
The quality of the smack is really suffering. Clearly Memphis' message board bench is as thin as our basketball team's.
Send the starters back in, please. These chumps are just minutes and fouls.
^^^^wtf are you saying you dont even make sense
(02-25-2009 06:41 PM)Smaug Wrote: [ -> ]Wow.
The quality of the smack is really suffering. Clearly Memphis' message board bench is as thin as our basketball team's.
Send the starters back in, please. These chumps are just minutes and fouls.
save it smaug. the mental midgets are in the house
Minutes and fouls, ob. Minutes and fouls.
(02-25-2009 06:37 PM)Tiger Tyler Wrote: [ -> ]uab can lick my nuts
Your only nuts come in a jar labeled "Planter's"
(02-25-2009 06:43 PM)Tiger Tyler Wrote: [ -> ]^^^^wtf are you saying you dont even make sense
Okay so English isn't your strong suit. It's okay. If "you can lick my nutz" the only thing you know your Dad hands-on training taught you well.
what is with all these uab fans taking shots at peoples grammar who gives a $hit i mean seriously
I guess ignorance REALLY IS bliss
you truely are the worst smack talker i have ever come across
Waiting for Smaug to pounce in 5...4...3...2...1...
(02-25-2009 11:10 PM)Tiger Tyler Wrote: [ -> ]you truely are the worst smack talker i have ever come across
living proof my signature is true. your parents DO
have living children, don't they tiny tiger?
Tyler, the reason they're picking on your poor English usage is that the language used conveys a sense of the person. Some people possess the ability to flay someone with words, surgically removing strips of skin in a most painful fashion, while retaining style and grace. Discussing your intellectual shortcomings, the lack of any originality or sting in your "smack", is unrewarding. Slapping you down verbally is like an MMA fight with a six year old. There is no challenge in it, no sense of accomplishment after winning.
Your parents, assuming you've met them, must be disappointed that their child is a cretin, a drooling, slackjawed, low-grade idiot studying to be a moron. You are living proof of the shallow end of the gene pool, indeed, you are a walking advertisement for chlorine in the pool. It is to be devoutly hoped that you don't reproduce and contaminate later generations of humanity.
In short, sir, you are a waste of bandwidth on our smack board. You're not funny, you have no sense of style, and you can't even insult people above the tenth grade level. I'd dissect you in some difficult verse form, say the sestina, carving my initials on your forehead with acid and vitriol... were you worth the effort.
Now give me a "your mama" and a "my dad can beat up your dad" and run along back to MT.org and let the big people talk, huh?
(02-26-2009 12:41 AM)UAB Band Dad Wrote: [ -> ]Tyler, the reason they're picking on your poor English usage is that the language used conveys a sense of the person. Some people possess the ability to flay someone with words, surgically removing strips of skin in a most painful fashion, while retaining style and grace. Discussing your intellectual shortcomings, the lack of any originality or sting in your "smack", is unrewarding. Slapping you down verbally is like an MMA fight with a six year old. There is no challenge in it, no sense of accomplishment after winning.
Your parents, assuming you've met them, must be disappointed that their child is a cretin, a drooling, slackjawed, low-grade idiot studying to be a moron. You are living proof of the shallow end of the gene pool, indeed, you are a walking advertisement for chlorine in the pool. It is to be devoutly hoped that you don't reproduce and contaminate later generations of humanity.
In short, sir, you are a waste of bandwidth on our smack board. You're not funny, you have no sense of style, and you can't even insult people above the tenth grade level. I'd dissect you in some difficult verse form, say the sestina, carving my initials on your forehead with acid and vitriol... were you worth the effort.
Now give me a "your mama" and a "my dad can beat up your dad" and run along back to MT.org and let the big people talk, huh?
(02-25-2009 11:26 PM)BlazerPhil Wrote: [ -> ]Waiting for Smaug to pounce in 5...4...3...2...1...
Minutes and fouls, Phil. Minutes and fouls.
(02-26-2009 12:41 AM)UAB Band Dad Wrote: [ -> ]Tyler, the reason they're picking on your poor English usage is that the language used conveys a sense of the person. Some people possess the ability to flay someone with words, surgically removing strips of skin in a most painful fashion, while retaining style and grace. Discussing your intellectual shortcomings, the lack of any originality or sting in your "smack", is unrewarding. Slapping you down verbally is like an MMA fight with a six year old. There is no challenge in it, no sense of accomplishment after winning.
Your parents, assuming you've met them, must be disappointed that their child is a cretin, a drooling, slackjawed, low-grade idiot studying to be a moron. You are living proof of the shallow end of the gene pool, indeed, you are a walking advertisement for chlorine in the pool. It is to be devoutly hoped that you don't reproduce and contaminate later generations of humanity.
In short, sir, you are a waste of bandwidth on our smack board. You're not funny, you have no sense of style, and you can't even insult people above the tenth grade level. I'd dissect you in some difficult verse form, say the sestina, carving my initials on your forehead with acid and vitriol... were you worth the effort.
Now give me a "your mama" and a "my dad can beat up your dad" and run along back to MT.org and let the big people talk, huh?
With "Band Dad" bringin it strong like he is I'm just glad it's the B-Ball teams playing and not the fiddles and wash tubs.
What would be worse...being on the UAB B-Ball fan or in the band fan?
When will the nouveau riche crybabies go away and return us to the quality smack which veteran Memphis fans generally bring?
(02-26-2009 09:44 AM)Smaug Wrote: [ -> ]When will the nouveau riche crybabies go away and return us to the quality smack which veteran Memphis fans generally bring?
We bring those guys out when we play a real team like UTEP.
Great. We're stuck with you.
Let's just reduce this to the level we both know we're headed.
Um, let's see..
Oh, yeah. ur mom.
(02-26-2009 09:58 AM)Smaug Wrote: [ -> ]Great. We're stuck with you.
Let's just reduce this to the level we both know we're headed.
Um, let's see..
Oh, yeah. ur mom.
Thats all you got? Quitter.
Gomer, you don't even want to get me started.
Is tiger dildo tiny tigers' dad?
No, Gomer.
I will say your grammar is better than the specimens Memphis has tossed over here in the last 18 hours or so, but that's like being the smartest member of the Memphis city council.
(02-26-2009 10:07 AM)Tiger Deal Wrote: [ -> ]Are you girls crying?
yeah. from
at you and your tiger dildo smack.
someone bring back the first team, please
(02-26-2009 10:11 AM)oldblazer79 Wrote: [ -> ] (02-26-2009 10:07 AM)Tiger Deal Wrote: [ -> ]Are you girls crying?
yeah. from at you and your tiger dildo smack.
someone bring back the first team, please
Seriously girls...is this all you have?
I guess so.
Hey tiger dildo, take out the trash before you leave. the can doesn't empty itself.
(02-26-2009 10:18 AM)Tiger Deal Wrote: [ -> ]Seriously girls...is this all you have?
You bring this weak foolishness and ask that?
I say someone should go Pierre Niles on your ***, but you're not tough enough for that.
Someone should go Robert Dozier on you. That's a little more your speed.
(02-26-2009 10:59 AM)Smaug Wrote: [ -> ] (02-26-2009 10:18 AM)Tiger Deal Wrote: [ -> ]Seriously girls...is this all you have?
You bring this weak foolishness and ask that?
I say someone should go Pierre Niles on your ***, but you're not tough enough for that.
Someone should go Robert Dozier on you. That's a little more your speed.
Now thats clever. Your affinity for men is a bit disconcerting, but hey, who am I to judge.
Heh.
Vague homosexual innuendo. The last resort of a sports message board chump.
Please, someone, send the 1st team back in.
(02-26-2009 12:40 PM)Smaug Wrote: [ -> ]Heh.
Vague homosexual innuendo. The last resort of a sports message board chump.
Please, someone, send the 1st team back in.
could it be tiger dildo
is.......?
if I were you, smaug, I'd stay seated and keep my mouth closed.
tiger dildo seems to be stalking you.
Now children...this is a Smack Talk board. If you guys are getting offended and taking this personally I'll be glad to send in the third string.
No, I just worry my skills will get rusty when dealing with a lightweight like yourself.
I bet with charm like yours you have lightning reflexes.
(02-25-2009 10:43 PM)BlazerRod Wrote: [ -> ] (02-25-2009 06:43 PM)Tiger Tyler Wrote: [ -> ]^^^^wtf are you saying you dont even make sense
Okay so English isn't your strong suit. It's okay. If "you can lick my nutz" the only thing you know your Dad hands-on training taught you well.
seriously, grammar smack is just one step above calling someone a Nazi. I expect better from your fanbase.
p.s.- No offense to Grammar-Nazi who is well known for Third Reich-like control of the English language.
(02-27-2009 02:33 AM)aTxTIGER Wrote: [ -> ] (02-25-2009 10:43 PM)BlazerRod Wrote: [ -> ] (02-25-2009 06:43 PM)Tiger Tyler Wrote: [ -> ]^^^^wtf are you saying you dont even make sense
Okay so English isn't your strong suit. It's okay. If "you can lick my nutz" the only thing you know your Dad hands-on training taught you well.
seriously, grammar smack is just one step above calling someone a Nazi. I expect better from your fanbase.
p.s.- No offense to Grammar-Nazi who is well known for Third Reich-like control of the English language.
Seriously, you need to capitalize the "S" in "seriously". (
he he he )
(02-26-2009 12:40 PM)Smaug Wrote: [ -> ]Please, someone, send the 1st team back in.
Smaug, I'm here. I'm just taking all this in and LMAO. But I'm just here as an observer. Not in the mood for smack. We won and that's good enough for me. Now, carry on.