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Usually not a big fan of his work, but Pat Forde had some good lines this week.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/columns/s...ortCat=ncb

• Press Secretary: Taking applications for someone capable of dissuading Kimber Kennedy (13), wife of Mississippi coach Andy Kennedy, from filing her you-cannot-be-serious lawsuit in Cincinnati last week against the cab driver and valet who alleged that Andy Kennedy struck the cabbie and directed racial slurs at him last month. Andy Kennedy was arrested, and Kimber Kennedy's suit alleged that the trauma resulting from the arrest has led to a "lack of consortium." Or, in plain English, it's damaged the Kennedys' sex life. The Minutes' press secretary would gently try to convince Kimber, "THIS IS NOT HELPING." Call a sex therapist, hon. Do not give even more ammo to every student section in the SEC. (In fact, The Minutes has been apprised of a potential sign when Ole Miss visits rival Mississippi State later this month in Humphrey Coliseum, known as The Hump. "Hey Kennedy, glad you came to Hump. We heard it's been a while.")

He goes on to talk about how to bailout the SEC, good stuff!

(01-21-2009 10:52 AM)LTLeisure Wrote: [ -> ]Usually not a big fan of his work, but Pat Forde had some good lines this week.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/columns/s...ortCat=ncb

• Press Secretary: Taking applications for someone capable of dissuading Kimber Kennedy (13), wife of Mississippi coach Andy Kennedy, from filing her you-cannot-be-serious lawsuit in Cincinnati last week against the cab driver and valet who alleged that Andy Kennedy struck the cabbie and directed racial slurs at him last month. Andy Kennedy was arrested, and Kimber Kennedy's suit alleged that the trauma resulting from the arrest has led to a "lack of consortium." Or, in plain English, it's damaged the Kennedys' sex life. The Minutes' press secretary would gently try to convince Kimber, "THIS IS NOT HELPING." Call a sex therapist, hon. Do not give even more ammo to every student section in the SEC. (In fact, The Minutes has been apprised of a potential sign when Ole Miss visits rival Mississippi State later this month in Humphrey Coliseum, known as The Hump. "Hey Kennedy, glad you came to Hump. We heard it's been a while.")

He goes on to talk about how to bailout the SEC, good stuff!

Yeah I don't read too much of ESPN anything these days, but that's quality...

I really really thought that was a joke and did not even open the thread, Its so funny a bunch of bands were playing Mud Island 96X fest and someone called in a bomb threat- We all had to get up and leave the main building and i was hanging out with Smash Mouth lead singer Steve Harvell and told him i was gonna have my wife sue the event for the same thing ,but a bit ruder sounding ,and we laughed so hard. I still cant believe she it is real sorry Andy thats gonna sting for a while.

Honestly, I think I'd lose interest, too, Andy.

Ouch!!! mphsfan steps back and droped a 3 !!!!

Wow, I had heard this earlier on the radio...and dayum...what is that woman thinking...and Forde is right...talk about ammo for opposing teams fans...lmfao He's NEVER gonna live this down...

(01-21-2009 12:29 PM)mphsfan Wrote: [ -> ]Honestly, I think I'd lose interest, too, Andy.

I take it your wife reads the boards? Valentine's is less than a month away.