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#1.....UAB loses to SOUTHERN MISS....again!

#2....East Carolina gags at the end of the year....again!

#3....UCF petitions NCAA for another 4 years of eligibility for
Kevin Smith after their offense stinks up the place this year.

#4...UCF finds out why N.C. State booted Greco from their squad...

#5...UTEP starts the year on fire, by losing to Buffalo, and Price is
shown the door after the year is over....

#6...Tulane wins the West Division...Toledo voted coach of the year..

#7...UAB breaks even this year........

#8...Houston proves several times why they coined the phrase
"coogin it" this year....

#9...Tulsa massacres Houston 101 - 6, going for two at the end of the
game to have revenge from the past.....

#10..SOUTHERN MISS edges Tulane 38 - 35 to win the C-USA
Championship and a berth in the Liberty Bowl.....The Golden
Eagles then beat the SEC participant 45 - 38 in the bowl.....



There you have it!......Call your bookies immediately.....and book it!......04-cheers:cheers:04-cheers:cheers:04-cheers:cheers:04-cheers
Are you out of your freakin'...

Flight of the Eagle Wrote:
#7...UAB breaks even this year........

Ok, maybe you do have some sense...

Flight of the Eagle Wrote:
#9...Tulsa massacres Houston 101 - 6, going for two at the end of the
game to have revenge from the past.....


Heh. You know that game is in Houston right?

Wow, all those are wrong other than ECU chokes at the end of the year.

1. UCF wins the East again.

2. Tulsa wins the West again.

3. USM beats UAB

4. UAB beats ECU in alabama.

5. ECU chokes away the Championship.

6. UCF still won't lose a home game at the Brighthouse to a C-USA team.

7. Marshall fires coach Snyder.

8. Memphis loses to a sunbelt team.

9. SMU goes Bowling.

10. C-USA gets a big OOC win against a major BCS program.

Flight of the Eagle Wrote:
#6...Tulane wins the West Division...Toledo voted coach of the year..

#7...UAB breaks even this year........

#10..SOUTHERN MISS edges Tulane 38 - 35 to win the C-USA
Championship and a berth in the Liberty Bowl.....The Golden
Eagles then beat the SEC participant 45 - 38 in the bowl.....


Tulane will be lucky to win 6 games

UAB will be lucky to win 4 games

Southern Miss does not have the athletes to run Fedora's offense... new QB etc etc. Southern Miss may or may not go bowling

1. Tulsa wins the West

2. ECU wins the east

3 UCF goes bowling

4. Marshall fires Snyder after another losing season

5. UAB only beats 2 Division 1a teams

6. Tulane has another losing season

7. Southern Miss loses to a Sunbelt team

8 Memphis loses to a sunbelt team.

9 CUSA only gets 4 wins against BCS teams this year

10 CUSA champ loses the liberty bowl this year
(10.5) UTEP- Goes Bowling!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No Bull Wrote:

Flight of the Eagle Wrote:
#6...Tulane wins the West Division...Toledo voted coach of the year..

#7...UAB breaks even this year........

#10..SOUTHERN MISS edges Tulane 38 - 35 to win the C-USA
Championship and a berth in the Liberty Bowl.....The Golden
Eagles then beat the SEC participant 45 - 38 in the bowl.....



Southern Miss does not have the athletes to run Fedora's offense... new QB etc etc. Southern Miss may or may not go bowling


Are you insane???? Shawn Nelson,Fletch, Torris MaGee, Deandre Brown, Desmond Johnson, Freddie Parham!!!!! PaaaLease!!!!

The C-USA championship will be won by a Texas team.

SMU and UAB will double their win totals from last year.

UCF will be a bowl team, but barely.

Rice will win 3 of its four OOC games.

Memphis will beat either Ole Miss or Louisville.

Either UTEP or ECU will beat Southern Miss on the road.

Houston will definitely finish over .500.

Eagle4life05 Wrote:

No Bull Wrote:

Flight of the Eagle Wrote:
#6...Tulane wins the West Division...Toledo voted coach of the year..

#7...UAB breaks even this year........

#10..SOUTHERN MISS edges Tulane 38 - 35 to win the C-USA
Championship and a berth in the Liberty Bowl.....The Golden
Eagles then beat the SEC participant 45 - 38 in the bowl.....



Southern Miss does not have the athletes to run Fedora's offense... new QB etc etc. Southern Miss may or may not go bowling


Are you insane???? Shawn Nelson,Fletch, Torris MaGee, Deandre Brown, Desmond Johnson, Freddie Parham!!!!! PaaaLease!!!!


R these guys freshman? (I know fletcher isn't) because if they were last years team, they are not the guys to run Fedora's offense... too S L O W 03-no

I am just messing with you.... but I still think Fedora needs another recruiting class or too to build a CUSA championship team

Don't sleep on Houston. They may not have as much talent on Defense as UCF did last year, but Coach Skladany is a top notch defensive coordinator and knows how to shut down tulsa (see ucf's two beat downs of tulsa last year). Tulsa has a favorable schedule, but houston in houston is no joke.
Ten Things:

1. UAB gets more than 1 win (barely).

2. Marshall finally fires Snyder when its all said and done.

3. Tulsa doesn't go undefeated in its slate of C-USA games.

4. Memphis loses to another SBC team.

5. SMU gets more media attention before the season starts than they earn on the field (if you catch my drift).

6. Houston coogs it at the least convenient time for them.

7. ECU barely misses winning the East at the the very last minute.

8. One (or more) C-USA team will be or have been ranked by the end of the season.

9. UCF over-achieves thanks to the defense carrying the team.

10. If UCF wins the USF game, Leavitt will literally run across the field and kill O'Leary. Have you seen that guy's face when they lose?

KnightTower Wrote:
Ten Things:

1. UAB gets more than 1 win (barely).

2. Marshall finally fires Snyder when its all said and done.

3. Tulsa doesn't go undefeated in its slate of C-USA games.

4. Memphis loses to another SBC team.

5. SMU gets more media attention before the season starts than they earn on the field (if you catch my drift).

6. Houston coogs it at the least convenient time for them.

7. ECU barely misses winning the East at the the very last minute.

8. One (or more) C-USA team will be or have been ranked by the end of the season.

9. UCF over-achieves thanks to the defense carrying the team.

10. If UCF wins the USF game, Leavitt will literally run across the field and kill O'Leary. Have you seen that guy's face when they lose?


STOUT listing my friend.

Thank you.
SMU and Rice will be the pillow fight of the week this week.
(Barely) more than one win, KnightTower?

Your opinion sounds more like a response.

BlazerUnit Wrote:
(Barely) more than one win, KnightTower?

Your opinion sounds more like a response.


No, it was more like a descriptive after-thought.
Watch: UAB will win the Alabama State game (duh). UAB might win the Tulane game (but it'll be close).

So, UAB will win more than one game (barely).

Get it?

Flight of the Eagle Wrote:
#1.....UAB loses to SOUTHERN MISS....again!

#2....East Carolina gags at the end of the year....again!

#3....UCF petitions NCAA for another 4 years of eligibility for
Kevin Smith after their offense stinks up the place this year.

#4...UCF finds out why N.C. State booted Greco from their squad...

#5...UTEP starts the year on fire, by losing to Buffalo, and Price is
shown the door after the year is over....

#6...Tulane wins the West Division...Toledo voted coach of the year..

#7...UAB breaks even this year........

#8...Houston proves several times why they coined the phrase
"coogin it" this year....

#9...Tulsa massacres Houston 101 - 6, going for two at the end of the
game to have revenge from the past.....

#10..SOUTHERN MISS edges Tulane 38 - 35 to win the C-USA
Championship and a berth in the Liberty Bowl.....The Golden
Eagles then beat the SEC participant 45 - 38 in the bowl.....



There you have it!......Call your bookies immediately.....and book it!......04-cheers:cheers:04-cheers:cheers:04-cheers:cheers:04-cheers


Crack is a terrible drug....

Knights_of_UCF Wrote:
Don't sleep on Houston. They may not have as much talent on Defense as UCF did last year, but Coach Skladany is a top notch defensive coordinator and knows how to shut down tulsa (see ucf's two beat downs of tulsa last year). Tulsa has a favorable schedule, but houston in houston is no joke.


I think this is the one year where more of our talent is on the defensive side of the ball. Hunt, Ash, Fontenette, Lubojasky, and crew ought to be pretty good this year.

Flight of the Eagle Wrote:
#5...UTEP starts the year on fire, by losing to Buffalo, and Price is
shown the door after the year is over....


It's not going to happen. Mike Price is NOT going anywhere!!!

KnightTower Wrote:
No, it was more like a descriptive after-thought.
Watch: UAB will win the Alabama State game (duh). UAB might win the Tulane game (but it'll be close).

So, UAB will win more than one game (barely).

Get it?


Tone notwithstanding, I do. We'll see.

Man. You guys are going to be stunned this year....just stunned.
Southern Miss not having the athletes is the funniest thing ive heard in amonth.We have a lot of questions/problems but athletic ability on offense is not one of them.
1. Houston will only lose because they didn't bring their A-Game

2. UCF Fans will call for O'Leary's head if the team loses. Especially to USF.

3. UCF Fans will call for Coach of the Year for O'Leary if they then win the Conference.

4. Skip Holtz will be discussed for several other jobs.

5. ECU may or may not beat UCF, but their fans will be bitter about it either way.

6. Memphis fans will be suicidal at some point in the season. They will stumble to a bowl anyway.

7. Memphis fans will say "wait for basketball season" each time they lose a football game.

8. C-USA fans will decry any out-of-conference loss (that isn't their team) as the proof of the final death knell for the Conference.

9. Anyone who suggests to a USM fan that 8-4 with a bowl game is a respectable season will be told they "don't get USM football."

10. The demands for a neutral or rotating Championship game will get louder when UCF hosts it's 3rd out of 4.

lowercase Wrote:
1. Houston will only lose because they didn't bring their A-Game

2. UCF Fans will call for O'Leary's head if the team loses. Especially to USF.

3. UCF Fans will call for Coach of the Year for O'Leary if they then win the Conference.

4. Skip Holtz will be discussed for several other jobs.

5. ECU may or may not beat UCF, but their fans will be bitter about it either way.

6. Memphis fans will be suicidal at some point in the season. They will stumble to a bowl anyway.


7. Memphis fans will say "wait for basketball season" each time they lose a football game.

8. C-USA fans will decry any out-of-conference loss (that isn't their team) as the proof of the final death knell for the Conference.

9. Anyone who suggests to a USM fan that 8-4 with a bowl game is a respectable season will be told they "don't get USM football."


10. The demands for a neutral or rotating Championship game will get louder when UCF hosts it's 3rd out of 4.


+1s on #5, #6, #8, and #9

Flight of the Eagle Wrote:
#2....East Carolina gags at the end of the year....again!


03-shhhh 03-muttering

lowercase Wrote:
1. Houston will only lose because they didn't bring their A-Game

2. UCF Fans will call for O'Leary's head if the team loses. Especially to USF.

3. UCF Fans will call for Coach of the Year for O'Leary if they then win the Conference.

4. Skip Holtz will be discussed for several other jobs.

5. ECU may or may not beat UCF, but their fans will be bitter about it either way.

6. Memphis fans will be suicidal at some point in the season. They will stumble to a bowl anyway.

7. Memphis fans will say "wait for basketball season" each time they lose a football game.

8. C-USA fans will decry any out-of-conference loss (that isn't their team) as the proof of the final death knell for the Conference.

9. Anyone who suggests to a USM fan that 8-4 with a bowl game is a respectable season will be told they "don't get USM football."

10. The demands for a neutral or rotating Championship game will get louder when UCF hosts it's 3rd out of 4.




That's one of the most solid top 10 lists I've read.

1) You won't have to suffer through many defensive struggles.

2) Memphis will lose at least one game a year to a team from the Sun Belt.

3) Houston will Coog it™.

4) Pretty girls with skimpy outfits go to UCF.

5) UAB wont sell out its 72,000 seat stadium. And while their attendance, while still in the hunt, will be comparable to many of their peers, they will still get called out by assholes on attendance because, unless you damn near fill it, a 72,000 seat stadium still looks practically empty.

6) A Bower coached USM team will never lose to UAB. Oh wait... he doesn't coach there anymore does he? 02-13-domokun

7) Memphis fans prefer day old Legion field hot dogs to the BBQ they can get back home.

8) ECU will whine about the conference geographic "footprint" until Sasquatch sues them for copyright infringement.

9) Rice will remain perennially above, or is it below, the fray.

10) Ironically, you can't get a decent bean burrito in the Sun Bowl.

BlazingGoat Wrote:
5) UAB wont sell out its 72,000 seat stadium. And while their attendance, while still in the hunt, will be comparable to many of their peers, they will still get called out by assholes on attendance because, unless you damn near fill it, a 72,000 seat stadium still looks practically empty.


could you try for half? or stick everyone across from the cameras and cover the end zones. 03-wink
suggestion, tell everyone its a U.S. soccer match, those draw well

BlazingGoat Wrote:
6) A Bower coached USM team will never lose to UAB. Oh wait... he doesn't coach there anymore does he? 02-13-domokun


I could take the USM Band and coach them to victory over UAB, while drunk and taking bong hits on the sideline.

With a couple more flag girls (or homosexual ones) I could do it while sleeping comfortably at home in the bed.

GoGold Wrote:

BlazingGoat Wrote:
6) A Bower coached USM team will never lose to UAB. Oh wait... he doesn't coach there anymore does he? 02-13-domokun


I could take the USM Band and coach them to victory over UAB, while drunk and taking bong hits on the sideline.

With a couple more flag girls (or homosexual ones) I could do it while sleeping comfortably at home in the bed.


Your Mom! 02-13-domokun

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