NCAAbbs

It's official

any of you UAB fans who still "love and admire" UAB Football are delusional. UAB Football is shameful and then some...if you're still holding on then you have no standards (or you've chosen to sit at home under your roll tide poster with your fingers in your ears). Now I have to go burn my fingers for adding to this waste of a topic.

It's official

That doesn't even make sense. If you are going to post "smack," at least put some effort into it. Don't just change a few words from a previous smack post. Please do us all a favor and don't stop at the fingers.

As USM fans are all too happy to point out, UAB does not have an athletic alumnus of equitable fame and accomplishment. Which is precisely why this spoof thread falls flat and makes little sense.