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From Sports Pickle:

What team is the worst potential fit for Brett Favre?

Patriots -- they already have someone to get their oxycodone from in Nick Kaczur

Vikings -- he loves to mow and they have a synthetic field

Cowboys -- his gunslinging could cause Pacman Jones to return gunfire

Saints -- becoming a Saint would actually be a demotion from his current status as god

Cardinals -- he respects Kurt Warner's stubble too much to take his job

Jaguars -- he once killed an actual jaguar with his bare hands, so he may be unwelcome there

Packers -- they will be loathe to bring in another overrated, egomaniacal, veteran quarterback in light of how their last one dicked them over





I had to go with the Packers myself. It's time for the Aaron Rodgers era to begin. The Packers need a leader, not someone who quits on his team every offseason.

Exactly.

Favre has brought this on himself with his four off seasons of crocodile tears and retirement debate. While Favre may give them the best chance to win THIS year, he doesn't help them build for the future. He had his opportunity and he decided to retire. IMO, I just don't think he can stand the fact that someone else was going to be the QB of the Packers and that Madden & ESPN would no longer be slobbering all over him and talking about his "child like" whatever on the football field.