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Birmingham City Councilman Joel Montgomery sues owner of parking lot where he fell off wall
Posted by Eric Velasco -- Birmingham News July 29, 2008 10:17 AM
Categories: Breaking News

Birmingham City Councilman Joel Montgomery has sued the owner of a parking lot where he said he fell off a wall last year, resulting in a broken nose, fractured vertebra and a public intoxication arrest.

Montgomery's suit said he was injured on April 7, 2007, when he fell 3 feet to the pavement while walking across a wall beside the parking lot.

The lawsuit, filed late Friday afternoon, contends the owners of the parking lot at 13th Avenue South and Richard Arrington Boulevard, failed to maintain it in a reasonably safe condition. The owner, J.H. Berry and Co., also should have warned people about the danger from the dropoff, the suit said.

Birmingham police charged Montgomery, who is chairman of the council's Public Safety Committee, with public intoxication after an officer found him bleeding in the lot near Five Points South about 2:25 a.m. A police incident report said he used abusive language and was jailed that night because he showed he was a danger to himself and others.

The misdemeanor charge was dismissed in Birmingham Municipal Court in August 2007 by a special prosecutor, who said Montgomery had undergone alcohol counseling. Montgomery later denied seeking counseling, and the special prosecutor unsuccessfully tried to reinstate the charge.

Grammar-Nazi Wrote:
Birmingham police charged Montgomery, who is chairman of the council's Public Safety Committee, with public intoxication after an officer found him bleeding in the lot near Five Points South about 2:25 a.m. A police incident report said he used abusive language and was jailed that night because he showed he was a danger to himself and others.


Irony......

I used to live down there and I know where they are talking about. I have have seen countless people come stumbling out of bars and clubs down there and not one of them has ever busted. My advice to Mr. Montgomery is if your gonna get drunk, then walk with your head up or park closer.
I don't know Councilman Montgomery. He may well be as you described, but your statement is meant to throw more heat than light on this story. To describe all B'ham politicians as being proven "dumb as stumps" because of the actions of one (or two), indicates that you have an agenda, not a lesson in mind.
He very well may have an agenda but could just be point out the obvious.

What an idiot! He is suing because he was drunk and fell down. If he had been wearing his stupid sign, perhaps they would not have let him walk that evening.

This is yet another example of rampant stupidity in Birmingham. While we are trying to get the OLYMPICS to come to Birmingham, why not shoot for the Kentucky Derby and petition Walt Disney to open Redneck Riviera Disney in Birmingham.

Birmingham politics is much of what is holding the city back. Could their possibly be a few decent politicians? Maybe but once they get involved in the system... most are not immune from the stupidity virus.

BAMANBLAZERFAN Wrote:
I don't know Councilman Montgomery. He may well be as you described, but your statement is meant to throw more heat than light on this story. To describe all B'ham politicians as being proven "dumb as stumps" because of the actions of one (or two), indicates that you have an agenda, not a lesson in mind.


I believe that the ultimate goal was to be funny. Maybe you should try to get a sense of humor.

BAMANBLAZERFAN Wrote:
I don't know Councilman Montgomery. He may well be as you described, but your statement is meant to throw more heat than light on this story. To describe all B'ham politicians as being proven "dumb as stumps" because of the actions of one (or two), indicates that you have an agenda, not a lesson in mind.


If you have ever sat through a Birmingham City Council meeting, as I have on many occasions, you would agree with me.

BatesUAB Wrote:

BAMANBLAZERFAN Wrote:
I don't know Councilman Montgomery. He may well be as you described, but your statement is meant to throw more heat than light on this story. To describe all B'ham politicians as being proven "dumb as stumps" because of the actions of one (or two), indicates that you have an agenda, not a lesson in mind.


I believe that the ultimate goal was to be funny. Maybe you should try to get a sense of humor.


That may be, but as I recall when a "BAMMER" dismissed all UAB fans as "Crimson Tide Wannabes", it was not met with good humored chuckles. No one suggested he only meant to be "humorous". Humans tend to generalize when they themselves can never be lumped into the suspect group--men will never be "woman drivers", older folks will never again be "young punks", etc. "That guy is a "fool" may be accurate, but to throw a net over all--to paint with the "broad brush" is not instructive, it is a weapon--a WMD if you will, meant to do more harm than good.

A wise man told me one time to avoid replying to your posts, but I guess I didn't listen to him all that well. You know, you go on these long winded diatribes going on and on about god knows what, and you sound like Ole Man River talking lecturing us about the meaning of life. I know you think it makes you seem really intelligent and insightful, but all you are is monotonous. Look, it was a joke. Thats it. Not a cultural statement or an assessment of humanity. Just a one line joke (politicians dumb as stumps) followed by a funny story (councilman gets wasted and gets banged up). So just laugh with us- like a little 2 minute vacation- or just let it go.

BatesUAB Wrote:
A wise man told me one time to avoid replying to your posts, but I guess I didn't listen to him all that well. You know, you go on these long winded diatribes going on and on about god knows what, and you sound like Ole Man River talking lecturing us about the meaning of life. I know you think it makes you seem really intelligent and insightful, but all you are is monotonous. Look, it was a joke. Thats it. Not a cultural statement or an assessment of humanity. Just a one line joke (politicians dumb as stumps) followed by a funny story (councilman gets wasted and gets banged up). So just laugh with us- like a little 2 minute vacation- or just let it go.


Ha, I stopped reading/replying a long time ago. If he learned to separate his posts into paragraphs and make his thoughts concise, then maybe I'd start again.

I am glad you have the humor to see that politicians elected by their constituents can be just as dumb as those in Hoover, Mtn. Brook, Homewood, Vestavia Hills, etc. and laugh at them and their people as well. How about a good humor shot at those Republicans on the JEFFCO Commission? Their current handling of the sewer debt should be good for a number of your type of "one-liners", or does your "humor" have geographical boundaries? I'm looking forward to your future "humorous" political zingers.
Sewer debt = not funny
Councilman and chairman of public safety committee getting wasted, falling off a wall causing a broken nose and bones, getting public intox arrest, then filing lawsuit = funny
Maybe not dumb as stumps. Me, I'd go with "dumb as a box of rocks".

BatesUAB Wrote:
Sewer debt = not funny
Councilman and chairman of public safety committee getting wasted, falling off a wall causing a broken nose and bones, getting public intox arrest, then filing lawsuit = funny


AGREED!!! My point was the attack that was made on ALL B'ham political leaders, not just the one who is possibly making a fool of himself. You properly isolated on the foolish one, not on all.

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