06-27-2008, 12:07 AM
Perform the following instructions to see if you qualify to be a general manager for an NBA team:
1. Strip off all clothes below the waist including your underwear.
2. Bend over and find the hole that is on the underside of your hiney.
3. Place hands on both cheeks and spread as wide as you can.
4. Attempt to place your head in the hole.
5. If you are too smart to attempt to do this, unfortunately, I have to inform you that you do not qualify to fill this position.
6. If you attempted to do this and failed, your head is too big and you have a bb for a brain. Apparently you are a fan of one of the following schools: UTK, Mississippi, Louisville, or possibly Kentucky.
7. If you succeeded in placing your head all the way inside, congratulations you passed all of the requirements to be a general manager for an NBA team!
Now you too can show the world how smart you are by passing on a first team All-American player like CDR in the first round, especially if he is a leader on a team that played for the national championship and was the player of the year in his conference.
1. Strip off all clothes below the waist including your underwear.
2. Bend over and find the hole that is on the underside of your hiney.
3. Place hands on both cheeks and spread as wide as you can.
4. Attempt to place your head in the hole.
5. If you are too smart to attempt to do this, unfortunately, I have to inform you that you do not qualify to fill this position.
6. If you attempted to do this and failed, your head is too big and you have a bb for a brain. Apparently you are a fan of one of the following schools: UTK, Mississippi, Louisville, or possibly Kentucky.
7. If you succeeded in placing your head all the way inside, congratulations you passed all of the requirements to be a general manager for an NBA team!
Now you too can show the world how smart you are by passing on a first team All-American player like CDR in the first round, especially if he is a leader on a team that played for the national championship and was the player of the year in his conference.