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Now we be jamming.

Did GT read the unibomber manifesto recently?

First amendment change in the Kingdom.

Free drink (or beer) on all days of the week that end in "y".

Second: Office slut needs to validate her resume weekly.

Pretender to the throne?!!? That's it. I'm outta here. I think I will now go join the Garcia -simpkins thread.

Kitten don't leave too soon. The top cat is gone so we mice have a chance to play.

The off season is long enough. Besides You could be in line for NO. 3 guess emperor.

Think about it.

(06-18-2009 03:33 PM)MemphisKitten Wrote: [ -> ]Pretender to the throne?!!? That's it. I'm outta here. I think I will now go join the Garcia -simpkins thread.

All kittens welcome!

Well, this new position sucks big time. It's like house sitting. You have the run of the place with out the perks.

You know that big framed picture of GT in the living room is a little much and is starting to freak me out a little.

Maybe these shoe are too big to fill even on a temp basic.

GT, I want my life back.

(06-19-2009 08:17 AM)TigerRichard Wrote: [ -> ]Well, this new position sucks big time. It's like house sitting. You have the run of the place with out the perks.

You know that big framed picture of GT in the living room is a little much and is starting to freak me out a little.

Maybe these shoe are too big to fill even on a temp basic.

GT, I want my life back.

The emperor should never show any signs of weakness or indecision in front of his followers. I suggest you PM the spiritual advisor GreatCaesarsGhost. But first you should probably chop off someones head just to prove that you still mean business.

(06-18-2009 08:18 AM)georgiatiger Wrote: [ -> ]

(06-17-2009 02:52 PM)TigerRichard Wrote: [ -> ]Folks,

It's a new day. This place is going to change.


Emperor - georgiatiger (subitute Emperor) TigerRichard

1st Lieutenant and Heir Apparent - mphsfan

etc., etc.

Feel free to fill where needed. Most of these folks have disappeared. so until they come back we need positions filled.

Do make me send that big guy after you with the knee bat!

You f'ing idiot. Do your research.

The emperor has decided to venture outdoors and enjoy the summer. I will leave you with an updated org chart. I may have forgotten a few and left them off. If so, too bad. I likely did it on purpose.

In my absence, we will have a series of guest emperors. I'll check in from time to time to humiliate the current guest emperor and name his/her successor. There is no way in hell you guys will be able to handle this.


Emperor - georgiatiger

Guest Emperor 001 - TigerRichard

1st Lieutenant and Heir Apparent - mphsfan

Double-Naught Spy/Guest Emperor 002 – poppaslaw (shhh)

Queen Mutha/Office Slut - tigergirljenn

Rep Ho/Dog Lady/Secretary of Agriculture- missjtiger

Senior Vice President - PeoplesForum.com - Chi-Town[/color][/b]

Prime Minister - TigerBlue4Ever

Master Bator - OneShiningMoment

F'in New Guy - TJT

Pretender to the Throne - MemphisKitten

Stifler - cbhstiger

Rebel W/O a Cause - Jenkz

WWW - memphisgangsta

Sportswriter - TripleA

Office Chick That'll Go And Get Stuff - princessbuttercup1963

Ripe for Corrupting - Tanyaskees

Grand Duke - KRB

Cha-Cha Girl - staciemontero

Sunday School Teacher - MemphisTigerPawr

Food Taster - U of M/ND fan

Director of Newbies - tigers311

VICE President and Sex Advice Columnist - oldmangrizz

Photographer - MemTigerFan

French Soldier - eltigre

VP of Shady Recruiting - Mairving

Treasurer - TIPWAL

Supreme Commander of West Coast Ops - mempho_to_diego

Secretary of State/Flounder - Big Ed

Zoo Curator - SouthavenTiger

MILF - Tigerlicious

VP Public Relations - tigertiger

Concierge - alterego2

Spiritual Advisor - GreatCaesarsGhost

Sanitation Director - tigerengineer

Office Ne’er-Do-Well – TiggerFan

Pit Master/Culinary Expert/Quintianus the Backstabber – kpigout

Suburbian-Centurion – Germantown Tiger

Forum Historian - TigerBill

Music Director - tigertommy

Eb Dawson - Wilbur

Rush Chairman - calfan1 - FIRED


TigerRichard, feel free to do anything you want (you can evn add positions for all the crybabies you'' be hearing from. Just know that I'll likely undo everything you did upon my return. DO NOT piss me off and DO NOT contact me. I reserve the right to have your head chopped off if you do either. Poppaslaw, be on standby because he'll likely screw this up before the week is out. EDIT: We appear to have a number of new and genial posters in the PeoplesForum. They appear to be wholesome beings with general topics that interest many. They've contributed in making this a "Happy Place". Either convert them to bitter and angry people, or get rid of them.

The emperor will be on a "I Don't Want Anymore New F'ing Technology" crusade throughout the summer. No cell phone, computer limited to business and survival, no cable TV. I will also forgo the Walmart's, Home Depots, chain restaurants, chain grocery stores and the like. I will trade with locally owned businesses and farmer's markets only. I was perfectly happy this way before the country went to $hit and I want to prove I can be happy with it now. I also plan to meet those neighbors I'm always waving to. Maybe even share a beer or two.

Enjoy your summer.

FYI - There will be a full report at the end of my guess appearance. For those of you who want real positions in the PF now is your time to show your support. The GS tread is not the place to retreat.

We have an open house, please enjoy the perks.

At this Open House, are we gonna have those little finger sandwhiches. I love those.

I'll make the punch. I have an awesome recipe.

fifth of pure grain alcohol
fifth of vodka
2 large jugs hawaiian punch
chopped orange, lime, and pineapple pieces

Wow, who would have guessed you would have a recipe for punch?

(06-23-2009 11:23 PM)TJT Wrote: [ -> ]I'll make the punch. I have an awesome recipe.

fifth of pure grain alcohol
fifth of vodka
2 large jugs hawaiian punch
chopped orange, lime, and pineapple pieces

Now we're cooking!

Gt is going to be happy we all made the best of his generosity.

(06-24-2009 09:49 AM)TigerRichard Wrote: [ -> ]

(06-23-2009 11:23 PM)TJT Wrote: [ -> ]I'll make the punch. I have an awesome recipe.

fifth of pure grain alcohol
fifth of vodka
2 large jugs hawaiian punch
chopped orange, lime, and pineapple pieces

Now we're cooking!

Gt is going to be happy we all made the best of his generosity.

You suck so far.

(06-24-2009 12:06 PM)georgiatiger Wrote: [ -> ]

(06-24-2009 09:49 AM)TigerRichard Wrote: [ -> ]

(06-23-2009 11:23 PM)TJT Wrote: [ -> ]I'll make the punch. I have an awesome recipe.

fifth of pure grain alcohol
fifth of vodka
2 large jugs hawaiian punch
chopped orange, lime, and pineapple pieces

Now we're cooking!

Gt is going to be happy we all made the best of his generosity.

You suck so far.

The shoes are too big to fill.

I need help

Dear Abby Dear Abby my feet are too small
My hair's falling out and my rights are all wrong.
Every side I get up on is the wrong side of bed
If it weren't so expensive I wish GT would fire me and
get another sucker in here and get the place rockin again!

Signed unhappy.

Signed Bewildered.

(06-24-2009 01:10 PM)KRB Wrote: [ -> ]Signed Bewildered.

I'm glad it's not just married.

(06-24-2009 01:17 PM)TigerRichard Wrote: [ -> ]

(06-24-2009 01:10 PM)KRB Wrote: [ -> ]Signed Bewildered.

I'm glad it's not just married.

Considered Noisemaker. Bewildered just had a better ring to it.

(06-24-2009 12:06 PM)georgiatiger Wrote: [ -> ]

(06-24-2009 09:49 AM)TigerRichard Wrote: [ -> ]

(06-23-2009 11:23 PM)TJT Wrote: [ -> ]I'll make the punch. I have an awesome recipe.

fifth of pure grain alcohol
fifth of vodka
2 large jugs hawaiian punch
chopped orange, lime, and pineapple pieces

Now we're cooking!

Gt is going to be happy we all made the best of his generosity.

You suck so far.

You might want to rethink that statement big boy.

Your flock is scattered and playin' over in the GS thread. Just saying...

The PF is open and chillin out with some John Prine tunes. I'm "Willin" to change but the players of the PF need to realize this is the only thread that matters.

You will have my full report when my time at the top is over.

I want to make KRB my 1st lieutenant.

Now that TigerRichard has humiliated himself, it's time to move on. Apparently, poppaslaw has gone into hiding due to the looming pressure of his "fifteen minutes of shame". Since it has become apparent to everyone that KRB isn't going to go away, I've decided to name him Guest Emperor 002. It should be fun to watch him fall apart like the NY Yankees and end up a shadow of the man he once thought he was.

Carry on.

Hey I've been a shadow of the man I was for years.

I hope you're given a little bit more rope to hang yourself.

Don't worry.

The "jerk" at the end is harmless.

"Ask not what the PEOPLESFORUM.COM can do for you, but what You can do for the peoples forum." We need to refocus our efforts. No Slippage, there are plenty of good posters out there. We just have to find them. It's time to Rock N' Roll.

I am setting off now, to visit other contacts. Maybe we can lure some transfers from other forums. We have posting time to offer. I will be attending a meeting at the PFCAA. I will be working behind the scenes to change some rules. I will also be looking for some crackerjack recruiters. I cannot maintain the level of excellence of The only Thread that matters without talent.

Wheels up from Wilson Air, on my way to Luxembourg, France, and Belgium to have an official visit with some posters, who are currently on international boards. I will post later on my progress.

Mein Fuhrer...



I am sorry I mean my Emperor, I suggest we move operations to a deep mine shaft with a 10:1 female to male ratio. We will have to sacrifice monogamous relationships. But it is a sacrifice required for the future of the people's forum. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.

I like the way you are thinking there young man. Sacrifices will need to be made. I think Scarlett would be a great first sacrifice. Hypothetically speaking.

(06-25-2009 06:42 PM)TJT Wrote: [ -> ]Mein Fuhrer...



I am sorry I mean my Emperor, I suggest we move operations to a deep mine shaft with a 10:1 female to male ratio. We will have to sacrifice monogamous relationships. But it is a sacrifice required for the future of the people's forum. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.

I was trying to save you for Guest Emperor 007, but I may have to bump you up. KRB saved himself with the Scarlett comment.

It's my Dream job.

I was expecting the "Sucking up" to begin much more quickly. Regardless, "I have spoken to Scarlett's people. She is in, for the new Remote "Secret" Location. She's tired of Hollywood. In the process of taking bids from Ingersoll Rand, and Bechtel for the Remote Location. I have selected a site.

In order to avoid any disputes, we will clone Scarlett, and each of us shall have 3 of her.

Next we need someone who can brew beer, and someone who can distill Scotch. They'll cost us 6 Scarletts but they'll be worth it.

I'm not that much of a beer guy. The Scotch is important. I have a Kennedy in charge of that now. Three is too few Scarlett's for me. I need six. You are delegated to run the cloning program.

If I am in charge of cloning then Scarletts will be our currency. You can make all the rules as long as I control the money.

That's seemed to have worked pretty well for most empires. I think that is a direct Rothschild quote. A good portion of the money. Not all the money. No.

(06-25-2009 11:36 PM)KRB Wrote: [ -> ]That;s seemed to have worked pretty well for most empires. I think that is a direct Rothschild quote. A good portion of the money. Not all the money. No.

Agreed not all, but a good portion. I have also created a smaller denomination called Megan Foxes and since they are clones they won't have the bad tattoos.

I think you should start planning a war. Those are good for business.

There are only four businesses, Oil, Drugs, War, and the Peoples Forum .com.

There will be a temporary freeze on positions in the PF.com. A new financial plan is soon to be in place. The amount of your stimulus package, and added vacation days, are still being tabulated. Also shopping new health insurance plans. Your bonus' are rated on a per post plan.

(06-25-2009 11:24 PM)KRB Wrote: [ -> ]I'm not that much of a beer guy. The Scotch is important. I have a Kennedy in charge of that now. Three is too few Scarlett's for me. I need six. You are delegated to run the cloning program.

I assume Kentucky Bourbon is not allowed.

(06-26-2009 01:16 PM)TigerRichard Wrote: [ -> ]

(06-25-2009 11:24 PM)KRB Wrote: [ -> ]I'm not that much of a beer guy. The Scotch is important. I have a Kennedy in charge of that now. Three is too few Scarlett's for me. I need six. You are delegated to run the cloning program.

I assume Kentucky Bourbon is not allowed.

Kentucky Bourbon is encouraged. I just tried to get off the Bourbon so much, because it was sweeter. Scotch has a saltier, brinier, nose and finish. Beer is encouraged, Me personally, I'm a hard liquor drinker, when I drink.

Love my Bourbon not a scotch drinker, but I'll drink to almost anything, Cheers!

(06-26-2009 12:58 PM)KRB Wrote: [ -> ]There will be a temporary freeze on positions in the PF.com. A new financial plan is soon to be in place. The amount of your stimulus package, and added vacation days, are still being tabulated. Also shopping new health insurance plans. Your bonus' are rated on a per post plan.

Im back
Wow this place has changed! Now we are getting paid and we have finger sandwhiches.

(06-26-2009 02:16 PM)tigergirljenn Wrote: [ -> ]

(06-26-2009 12:58 PM)KRB Wrote: [ -> ]There will be a temporary freeze on positions in the PF.com. A new financial plan is soon to be in place. The amount of your stimulus package, and added vacation days, are still being tabulated. Also shopping new health insurance plans. Your bonus' are rated on a per post plan.

Im back
Wow this place has changed! Now we are getting paid and we have finger sandwhiches.

WOW! glad you came back my lady!

FYI - Temp change only - GT is bored. He letting others take the PF out for a spin. Although I crashed and burned it was fun having one more cheap thrill in my life during the off season.

(06-26-2009 02:16 PM)tigergirljenn Wrote: [ -> ]

(06-26-2009 12:58 PM)KRB Wrote: [ -> ]There will be a temporary freeze on positions in the PF.com. A new financial plan is soon to be in place. The amount of your stimulus package, and added vacation days, are still being tabulated. Also shopping new health insurance plans. Your bonus' are rated on a per post plan.

Im back
Wow this place has changed! Now we are getting paid and we have finger sandwhiches.

Yes , finger sammiches. Just like those Ivy League schools. Now it will take some bureaucratic red tape, to achieve these raises and bailouts. I gave the info about it to TIPWAL for safeguarding. He told me he had a special place.

(06-26-2009 01:16 PM)TigerRichard Wrote: [ -> ]

(06-25-2009 11:24 PM)KRB Wrote: [ -> ]I'm not that much of a beer guy. The Scotch is important. I have a Kennedy in charge of that now. Three is too few Scarlett's for me. I need six. You are delegated to run the cloning program.

I assume Kentucky Bourbon is not allowed.

I was born in Kentucky, their Bourbon is most definitely allowed, encouraged, along with Tennessee Whisky. Any amber liquid, that has alcohol is on the list. Even Absinthe. And it's green.

(06-26-2009 02:22 PM)TigerRichard Wrote: [ -> ]

(06-26-2009 02:16 PM)tigergirljenn Wrote: [ -> ]

(06-26-2009 12:58 PM)KRB Wrote: [ -> ]There will be a temporary freeze on positions in the PF.com. A new financial plan is soon to be in place. The amount of your stimulus package, and added vacation days, are still being tabulated. Also shopping new health insurance plans. Your bonus' are rated on a per post plan.

Im back
Wow this place has changed! Now we are getting paid and we have finger sandwhiches.

WOW! glad you came back my lady!

FYI - Temp change only - GT is bored. He letting others take the PF out for a spin. Although I crashed and burned it was fun having one more cheap thrill in my life during the off season.

Thanks I have not read every page yet but I think you did a good job. Now on to more important things...... how in the world did GT get bored? I thought that was what his alter egos were for!?

We're just about to start the Empire "Proper".

T-G-J maybe GT got bored because you took a holiday form the PF.

Why don't you do what you do best and get the place rockin' again!

Post one of your signature photos.

Who knows maybe oldmangrizz might visit knowing you're back.

All Forum members are charged to form a pm or email campaign to communicate with the Forum Faithful. No defections. No Slippage. Off Season or not. Campaign or Perish. Bailout checks and Stimulus packages will only be mailed to active Peoplesforum.com posters.

Just wasted two hours of my life that I can't get back...

I just watched the movie Sideways. Really stupid...

(06-26-2009 03:06 PM)KRB Wrote: [ -> ]All Forum members are charged to form a pm or email campaign to communicate with the Forum Faithful. No defections. No Slippage. Off Season or not. Campaign or Perish. Bailout checks and Stimulus packages will only be mailed to active Peoplesforum.com posters.

Hold on now....Thats WAY to much work!!!

(06-26-2009 03:22 PM)MemphisKitten Wrote: [ -> ]Just wasted two hours of my life that I can't get back...

I just watched the movie Sideways. Really stupid...

Have not seen it. Sounds like I dont want to either!

Whats this I hear about you going to the dark side

(06-26-2009 07:36 PM)tigergirljenn Wrote: [ -> ]

(06-26-2009 03:22 PM)MemphisKitten Wrote: [ -> ]Just wasted two hours of my life that I can't get back...

I just watched the movie Sideways. Really stupid...

Have not seen it. Sounds like I dont want to either!

Whats this I hear about you going to the dark side

There are only two things that can be. Hmmm. No wonder she has been MIA lately.