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mphsfan Wrote:I don't know about him, but If my large a$$ tried to hang from a ceiling fan, that ceiling had better be reinforced.

cbhstiger Wrote:Pinto, eh?

Like the bean?

You tell me....

J-villeTiger Wrote:That's what props like ceiling fans are for, he doesnt even have to move.

I'm not too sure about oldmangrizz, but If I try to hang from a fan that ceiling had better be reinforced.

cbhstiger Wrote:Pinto, eh?

You were fired.

I Know I'm the F'ing New Guy and obviously I'm taking a risk here, but I would like to present my case for up-grading my position to Double-Naught Spy.

After all, I'm a man of many disguises.








Yes, I was a Fabulous One.

My time in the Special Forces should be enough to qualify me as well. Just ask this guy...

georgiatiger Wrote:

cbhstiger Wrote:Pinto, eh?

You were fired.

I quit.

cbhstiger Wrote:

georgiatiger Wrote:

cbhstiger Wrote:Pinto, eh?

You were fired.

I quit.

smart kid

missjtiger Wrote:

cbhstiger Wrote:

georgiatiger Wrote:

cbhstiger Wrote:Pinto, eh?

You were fired.

I quit.

smart kid

Hey here's an idea. cbhstiger can be Heir Apparent to the formenr Queen Muther.

mphsfan Wrote:

J-villeTiger Wrote:That's what props like ceiling fans are for, he doesnt even have to move.

I'm not too sure about oldmangrizz, but If I try to hang from a fan that ceiling had better be reinforced.

No no, SHE hangs from the ceiling fan.

J-villeTiger Wrote:

mphsfan Wrote:

J-villeTiger Wrote:That's what props like ceiling fans are for, he doesnt even have to move.

I'm not too sure about oldmangrizz, but If I try to hang from a fan that ceiling had better be reinforced.

No no, SHE hangs from the ceiling fan.

mphsfan Wrote:

J-villeTiger Wrote:

mphsfan Wrote:

J-villeTiger Wrote:That's what props like ceiling fans are for, he doesnt even have to move.

I'm not too sure about oldmangrizz, but If I try to hang from a fan that ceiling had better be reinforced.

No no, SHE hangs from the ceiling fan.

You're laughing, but you're embarrassed for not only realizing that, but for never having tried it.

georgiatiger Wrote:

mphsfan Wrote:

J-villeTiger Wrote:

mphsfan Wrote:

J-villeTiger Wrote:That's what props like ceiling fans are for, he doesnt even have to move.

I'm not too sure about oldmangrizz, but If I try to hang from a fan that ceiling had better be reinforced.

No no, SHE hangs from the ceiling fan.

You're laughing, but you're embarrassed for not only realizing that, but for never having tried it.

Velocity, yes, but not enough leverage . . . .did none of you EVER take physics in high school??????

Angles rule the world . . . .

We need some reports/updates. We also need some recommendations for a job for uofmwalton. He/we can't come up with any discernable talents.


Emperor - georgiatiger

1st Lieutenant and Heir Apparent - mphsfan

Consigliore - oldtiger

Office Slut - tigergirljenn

MILF - Tigerlicious

Queen Mutha - Open

Village Idiot - Mairving

Treasurer - TIPWAL

Jr. VP for Video/Technology Needs - mempho_to_diego

Double-Naught Spy – poppaslaw (shhh)

Sr. VP Social Activities - Chi-Town

Flounder/Secretary of State - Big Ed

Catering Director - BIGGESTTIGERJLB

Political Advisor - tigertom

Jr. VP Public Relations - tigertiger

NTR Booster Club Liaison/Fundraiser - BNagursky

Chief Negotiator - MemphisTigerpawr

Spiritual Advisor/Homo - GreatCaesarsGhost

Token White Male - marktheapostle

VICE President and Sex Advice Columnist - oldmangrizz

Nurse Ratched – tigerloyal

Master Bator - OneShiningMoment

Sanitation Director - tigerengineer

Executive Chef - tigergreen

F'ing New Guy - OPEN

Operations Manager - tigerpikapp

Rabble Rouser – tigerjeb

Editor in Chief – geosnooker2000

Office Ne’er-Do-Well – TiggerFan

Pit Master and Culinary Expert – kpigout

Attorney General – gwade56

Suburbian-Centurion – Germantown Tiger

Forum Historian - TigerBill

Music Director - tigertommy

High Captain of the Road - TigerBlue4Ever

Photographer - MemTigerFan

georgiatiger Wrote:He/we can't come up with any discernable talents.

We're all out of a job if that's required.

How bout "Owner of Unathletic White Guy's Stats"??? Or is that solely reserved for BIGGESTTIGERJLB????

Regime members, I need to get some administrative things in order. Could everyone send in their vacation dates and whether or not they'll have access to a computer?

georgiatiger Wrote:Regime members, I need to get some administrative things in order. Could everyone send in their vacation dates and whether or not they'll have access to a computer?

missjtiger Wrote:

georgiatiger Wrote:Regime members, I need to get some administrative things in order. Could everyone send in their vacation dates and whether or not they'll have access to a computer?

Excuse me, but I believe you were voted out of the regime. We're not interested in your comments re official business.

georgiatiger Wrote:

missjtiger Wrote:

georgiatiger Wrote:Regime members, I need to get some administrative things in order. Could everyone send in their vacation dates and whether or not they'll have access to a computer?

Excuse me, but I believe you were voted out of the regime. We're not interested in your comments re official business.

missjtiger Wrote:

georgiatiger Wrote:

missjtiger Wrote:

georgiatiger Wrote:Regime members, I need to get some administrative things in order. Could everyone send in their vacation dates and whether or not they'll have access to a computer?

Excuse me, but I believe you were voted out of the regime. We're not interested in your comments re official business.

I kinda like you, simply because I find you amusing. You can apply to be reinstated, but it has to be voted on by all current members.

georgiatiger Wrote:

missjtiger Wrote:

georgiatiger Wrote:

missjtiger Wrote:

georgiatiger Wrote:Regime members, I need to get some administrative things in order. Could everyone send in their vacation dates and whether or not they'll have access to a computer?

Excuse me, but I believe you were voted out of the regime. We're not interested in your comments re official business.

I kinda like you, simply because I find you amusing. You can apply to be reinstated, but it has to be voted on by all current members.

I relinquished my crown to BigGayTiger....remember ? I will not be applying for reinstatement.

missjtiger Wrote:

georgiatiger Wrote:

missjtiger Wrote:

georgiatiger Wrote:

missjtiger Wrote:

georgiatiger Wrote:Regime members, I need to get some administrative things in order. Could everyone send in their vacation dates and whether or not they'll have access to a computer?

Excuse me, but I believe you were voted out of the regime. We're not interested in your comments re official business.

I kinda like you, simply because I find you amusing. You can apply to be reinstated, but it has to be voted on by all current members.

I relinquished my crown to BigGayTiger....remember ? I will not be applying for reinstatement.

You can't "relinquish" your crown here, dumba$$. We're a nice group and willing to let you back if you'll stop pouting.

georgiatiger Wrote:

missjtiger Wrote:

georgiatiger Wrote:

missjtiger Wrote:

georgiatiger Wrote:

missjtiger Wrote:

georgiatiger Wrote:Regime members, I need to get some administrative things in order. Could everyone send in their vacation dates and whether or not they'll have access to a computer?

Excuse me, but I believe you were voted out of the regime. We're not interested in your comments re official business.

I kinda like you, simply because I find you amusing. You can apply to be reinstated, but it has to be voted on by all current members.

I relinquished my crown to BigGayTiger....remember ? I will not be applying for reinstatement.

You can't "relinquish" your crown here, dumba$$. We're a nice group and willing to let you back if you'll stop pouting.

Well, you may think I couldn't relinquish it but I did it anyway because I did whatever I wanted to, including rule over you. I was the queen, never forget that.

missjtiger Wrote:

georgiatiger Wrote:

missjtiger Wrote:

georgiatiger Wrote:

missjtiger Wrote:

georgiatiger Wrote:

missjtiger Wrote:

georgiatiger Wrote:Regime members, I need to get some administrative things in order. Could everyone send in their vacation dates and whether or not they'll have access to a computer?

Excuse me, but I believe you were voted out of the regime. We're not interested in your comments re official business.

I kinda like you, simply because I find you amusing. You can apply to be reinstated, but it has to be voted on by all current members.

I relinquished my crown to BigGayTiger....remember ? I will not be applying for reinstatement.

You can't "relinquish" your crown here, dumba$$. We're a nice group and willing to let you back if you'll stop pouting.

Well, you may think I couldn't relinquish it but I did it anyway because I did whatever I wanted to, including rule over you. I was the queen, never forget that.

Right. I picture you passed out drunk and crying in an alley right now. Come home. Don't be so proud. We're all you have left and we're willing to accept you back at a ground level position.

georgiatiger Wrote:...Come home... we're willing to accept you back...

Kinda brings a tear to your eye doesn't it missj?

mphsfan Wrote:

georgiatiger Wrote:...Come home... we're willing to accept you back...

Kinda brings a tear to your eye doesn't it missj?

Sarcasm? Enough. I'm trying to help the poor woman. I mean, c'mon. She thinks tomato plants are eating her house.

She must be willing to accept the help. The first step is to admit that there is a problem. missj?

bump this thread back to the front page. This is the only thread that matters.

mphsfan Wrote:bump this thread back to the front page. This is the only thread that matters.

LOL my husband was just asking me when I was going to post some more of my dirty slut pics. But yall are not giving me anything to work with. Maybe now that this thread is back Ill have something to do!

tigergirljenn Wrote:

mphsfan Wrote:bump this thread back to the front page. This is the only thread that matters.

LOL my husband was just asking me when I was going to post some more of my dirty slut pics. But yall are not giving me anything to work with. Maybe now that this thread is back Ill have something to do!

you're all talk. ya big tease. This post was worthless without the pics!

tigergirljenn Wrote:

mphsfan Wrote:bump this thread back to the front page. This is the only thread that matters.

LOL my husband was just asking me when I was going to post some more of my dirty slut pics. But yall are not giving me anything to work with. Maybe now that this thread is back Ill have something to do!

Stop telling your husband about this crap. I don't want my a$$ kicked.

georgiatiger Wrote:

tigergirljenn Wrote:

mphsfan Wrote:bump this thread back to the front page. This is the only thread that matters.

LOL my husband was just asking me when I was going to post some more of my dirty slut pics. But yall are not giving me anything to work with. Maybe now that this thread is back Ill have something to do!

Stop telling your husband about this crap. I don't want my a$$ kicked.

He is always on the boards. He thinks its funny as hell! Dont worry!

tigergirljenn Wrote:

georgiatiger Wrote:

tigergirljenn Wrote:

mphsfan Wrote:bump this thread back to the front page. This is the only thread that matters.

LOL my husband was just asking me when I was going to post some more of my dirty slut pics. But yall are not giving me anything to work with. Maybe now that this thread is back Ill have something to do!

Stop telling your husband about this crap. I don't want my a$$ kicked.

He is always on the boards. He thinks its funny as hell! Dont worry!

Must be that prison dude. He's the only one that can't get to me.

Hey mphsfan I could use your help with my car, as you can see Im having some problems...

I've been putting this off for quite a while now, but I can't hold out any longer. I got babies to feed.

I want a job over here. Conway doesn't pay the way a star of my caliber should be paid.

HLT 2011 Wrote:I've been putting this off for quite a while now, but I can't hold out any longer. I got babies to feed.

I want a job over here. Conway doesn't pay the way a star of my caliber should be paid.

That's all you needed to finally say. I knew you'd weaken. You are now..... Well, look for yourself. You'd better bring it. I'm sticking my neck out on this one.

Emperor - georgiatiger

1st Lieutenant and Heir Apparent - mphsfan

Consigliore - oldtiger

Office Slut - tigergirljenn

MILF - Tigerlicious

Queen Mutha - HLT 2011

Village Idiot - Mairving

Treasurer - TIPWAL

Jr. VP for Video/Technology Needs - mempho_to_diego

Double-Naught Spy – poppaslaw (shhh)

Sr. VP Social Activities - Chi-Town

Flounder/Secretary of State - Big Ed

Catering Director - BIGGESTTIGERJLB

Political Advisor - tigertom

Jr. VP Public Relations - tigertiger

NTR Booster Club Liaison/Fundraiser - BNagursky

Chief Negotiator - MemphisTigerpawr

Spiritual Advisor/Homo - GreatCaesarsGhost

Token White Male - marktheapostle

VICE President and Sex Advice Columnist - oldmangrizz

Nurse Ratched – tigerloyal

Master Bator - OneShiningMoment

Sanitation Director - tigerengineer

Executive Chef - tigergreen

F'ing New Guy - OPEN

Operations Manager - tigerpikapp

Rabble Rouser – tigerjeb

Editor in Chief – geosnooker2000

Office Ne’er-Do-Well – TiggerFan

Pit Master and Culinary Expert – kpigout

Attorney General – gwade56

Suburbian-Centurion – Germantown Tiger

Forum Historian - TigerBill

Music Director - tigertommy

High Captain of the Road - TigerBlue4Ever

Photographer - MemTigerFan

You're giving me missj's job?????

Dude...........

You know I was thinking I could use a bodyguard...HLT 2011 want the job?

tigergirljenn Wrote:You know I was thinking I could use a bodyguard...HLT 2011 want the job?

Yes ma'am, ol' HLT is the right man for that job.

By the way, georgiatiger may be drunk with power now, but if you ever catch him alone, you ask him who it was that gave him his first break around here.

HLT 2011 Wrote:You're giving me missj's job?????

Dude...........

missj decided to go to Japan and when she came back things just weren't the same. I'm homeless and passed out drunk and crying in an alley right now. I can't come home. I'm just too proud. I know ya'll are all I have left and you're willing to accept me back at a ground level position but I'm just not ready....maybe someday. Being a baglady isn't so bad sometimes.

missjtiger Wrote:Being a baglady isn't so bad sometimes.

Brown paper bag

HLT 2011 Wrote:You're giving me missj's job?????

Dude...........

That was just a test, which you didn't pass. You're obviously not ready to step into such a demanding responsibility.

missj went through one of her pouting fits and repeatedly abdicated the throne. We finally had to accept and move on. The office of Queen Mutha will remain open until someone steps up.

You are officially F'ing New Guy until you earn your stripes. If you become a regular poster here, you can advance rapidly. The number one rule that you must always remember is to NEVER ask me any freakin' questions.

The Emperor will be away for a while on important Emperor stuff business. mphsfan will lead in my absence. I hope everyone shows him the same disrespect you've shown me.

Emperor - georgiatiger

1st Lieutenant and Heir Apparent - mphsfan

Consigliore - oldtiger

Office Slut - tigergirljenn

MILF - Tigerlicious

Queen Mutha - OPEN

Village Idiot - Mairving

Treasurer - TIPWAL

Jr. VP for Video/Technology Needs - mempho_to_diego

Double-Naught Spy – poppaslaw (shhh)

Sr. VP Social Activities - Chi-Town

Flounder/Secretary of State - Big Ed

Catering Director - BIGGESTTIGERJLB

Political Advisor - tigertom

Jr. VP Public Relations - tigertiger

NTR Booster Club Liaison/Fundraiser - BNagursky

Chief Negotiator - MemphisTigerpawr

Spiritual Advisor/Homo - GreatCaesarsGhost

Token White Male - marktheapostle

VICE President and Sex Advice Columnist - oldmangrizz

Nurse Ratched – tigerloyal

Master Bator - OneShiningMoment

Sanitation Director - tigerengineer

Executive Chef - tigergreen

F'ing New Guy - HLT 2011

Operations Manager - tigerpikapp

Rabble Rouser – tigerjeb

Editor in Chief – geosnooker2000

Office Ne’er-Do-Well – TiggerFan

Pit Master and Culinary Expert – kpigout

Attorney General – gwade56

Suburbian-Centurion – Germantown Tiger

Forum Historian - TigerBill

Music Director - tigertommy

High Captain of the Road - TigerBlue4Ever

Photographer - MemTigerFan

georgiatiger Wrote:The Emperor will be away for a while on important Emperor stuff business.

I would have paid alot of money for this info.

HLT 2011 Wrote:

tigergirljenn Wrote:You know I was thinking I could use a bodyguard...HLT 2011 want the job?

Yes ma'am, ol' HLT is the right man for that job.

Since when do sluts have bodyguards?

Here is a pic of HLT now that you've "hired" him. Sorry to "out" you HLT, I just couldn't resist.

Big Ed Wrote:

georgiatiger Wrote:The Emperor will be away for a while on important Emperor stuff business.

I would have paid alot of money for this info.

From where did you get that quote?

mphsfan Wrote:

Big Ed Wrote:

georgiatiger Wrote:The Emperor will be away for a while on important Emperor stuff business.

I would have paid alot of money for this info.

From where did you get that quote?

Look at GT last job posting and read his travel plans and putting you in charge

Big Ed Wrote:

mphsfan Wrote:

Big Ed Wrote:

georgiatiger Wrote:The Emperor will be away for a while on important Emperor stuff business.

I would have paid alot of money for this info.

From where did you get that quote?

Look at GT last job posting and read his travel plans and putting you in charge

Freakin' guy. He tells me he is gonna slip away quietly while he is on his World wide tour to build a coalition of support for The People's Forum. Thus leaving the illusion that he was still here and still in charge. He's always making my job harder. You understand that he really is just the figure head and that I am really the brains in this operation.

mphsfan Wrote:Freakin' guy. He tells me he is gonna slip away quietly while he is on his World wide tour to build a coalition of support for The People's Forum. Thus leaving the illusion that he was still here and still in charge.

He will be missed but not forgotten............

Big Ed Wrote:He will be missed

Only because we aren't all good shots.