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Well I guess I should be happy I wasn't nominated and elected Office Fluffer.

I nominate tommy for our SUPREME HAPPY CLAPPER

missjtiger Wrote:I nominate tommy for our SUPREME HAPPY CLAPPER

Seconded.

missjtiger Wrote:I nominate tommy for our SUPREME HAPPY CLAPPER

Don't pick on Tommy. You said you weren't going to start anything with him anymore.

He should be our director of music.

mphsfan Wrote:

missjtiger Wrote:I nominate tommy for our SUPREME HAPPY CLAPPER

Don't pick on Tommy. You said you weren't going to start anything with him anymore.

He should be our director of music.

pick on ?? uh, ok

mphsfan Wrote:

missjtiger Wrote:I nominate tommy for our SUPREME HAPPY CLAPPER

Don't pick on Tommy. You said you weren't going to start anything with him anymore.

He should be our director of music.

I'll second that, too.

missjtiger Wrote:

mphsfan Wrote:

missjtiger Wrote:I nominate tommy for our SUPREME HAPPY CLAPPER

Don't pick on Tommy. You said you weren't going to start anything with him anymore.

He should be our director of music.

pick on ?? uh, ok

See? You pick on everyone. That's why you're always fighting.

TigerBill Wrote:

mphsfan Wrote:

missjtiger Wrote:I nominate tommy for our SUPREME HAPPY CLAPPER

Don't pick on Tommy. You said you weren't going to start anything with him anymore.

He should be our director of music.

I'll second that, too.

What the hell. We need the dues. Updated roster:

Emperor - georgiatiger

1st Lieutenant and Heir Apparent - mphsfan

Consigliore - oldtiger

Queen Mutha (MT.org function and convention rep) - missjtiger

Village Idiot - Mairving

Treasurer - TIPWAL

Jr. VP for Video/Technology Needs - mempho_to_diego

Double-Naught Spy – OPEN

Sr. VP Social Activities - Chi-Town

Flounder/Secretary of State - Big Ed

Pinto - cbhstiger

Catering Director - BIGGESTTIGERJLB

Political Advisor - tigertom

Jr. VP Public Relations - tigertiger

NTR Booster Club Liaison/Fundraiser - BNagursky

Office Slut - tigergirljenn, dragracegirl, Tigerlicious, memphisalltheway, TIPWAL, Conjugal Visitor, uofmwalton, MemphisMike

Chief Negotiator - MemphisTigerpawr

Spiritual Advisor/Homo - GreatCaesarsGhost

Token White Male - marktheapostle

VICE President and Sex Advice Columnist - oldmangriz

Nurse Ratched – tigerloyal

Master Bator - OneShiningMoment

Sanitation Director - tigerengineer

Executive Chef - tigergreen

F'ing New Guy - poppaslaw

Operations Manager - tigerpikapp

Rabble Rouser – tigerjeb

Editor in Chief – geosnooker2000

Office Ne’er-Do-Well – TiggerFan

Pit Master and Culinary Expert – kpigout

Attorney General – gwade56

Suburbian-Centurion – Germantown Tiger

Forum Historian - TigerBill

Music Director - tigertommy

Director of Tattooism and High Captain of the Road - TigerBlue4Ever

Perhaps that's missj's way of showing "love"?

TigerInPrisonWithALaptop Wrote:

missjtiger Wrote:

mphsfan Wrote:

missjtiger Wrote:I nominate tommy for our SUPREME HAPPY CLAPPER

Don't pick on Tommy. You said you weren't going to start anything with him anymore.

He should be our director of music.

pick on ?? uh, ok

See? You pick on everyone. That's why you're always fighting.

ya'll are just a bunch of weenies.............I'm not holding the hose now...so there ! Ya'll are too mean to me. I'm going somewhere where I'm appreciated.

missjtiger Wrote:

TigerInPrisonWithALaptop Wrote:

missjtiger Wrote:

mphsfan Wrote:

missjtiger Wrote:I nominate tommy for our SUPREME HAPPY CLAPPER

Don't pick on Tommy. You said you weren't going to start anything with him anymore.

He should be our director of music.

pick on ?? uh, ok

See? You pick on everyone. That's why you're always fighting.

ya'll are just a bunch of weenies.............I'm not holding the hose now...so there !

How 'bout the weenie?

What do I get if I lose my race for office slut?

Can I be Communications Director? I'm good at telling people to go eff themselves.

uofmwalton Wrote:What do I get if I lose my race for office slut?

I was thinking "shampoo boy", but can probably do better.

TigerBlue4Ever Wrote:Can I be Communications Director? I'm good at telling people to go eff themselves.

No. F off.

uofmwalton Wrote:What do I get if I lose my race for office slut?

Office Sluts slut, maybe?

missj, don't go away mad.

mphsfan Wrote:missj, don't go away mad.

missj, just go away............
Oh, sorry. I had to use the Crue reference.
Well I just rocked out to Have a Drink on Me which since it is now noon I might oblige Mr. Johnson. Putting together a pool table in our new "ADULT" rec room and I haven't seen this many screws since that college orgy I attended. lol

mphsfan Wrote:missj, don't go away mad.

I'm not mad but I am going away...far far away (start your celebration). I'm tired of being accused of starting fights with everyone so I'll just go somewhere where elders are respected. Ya'll can find someone else to pick on now. I still think ya'll are a bunch of weenies. The queen mutha is BigGayTiger now anyway. I don't like ya'll anymore.

I might rather have BGT hold my hose anyway. lol

missjtiger Wrote:

mphsfan Wrote:missj, don't go away mad.

I'm not mad but I am going away...far far away (start your celebration). I'm tired of being accused of starting fights with everyone so I'll just go somewhere where elders are respected. Ya'll can find someone else to pick on now. I still think ya'll are a bunch of weenies. The queen mutha is BigGayTiger now anyway. I don't like ya'll anymore.

Shut up. You're not going anywhere.

georgiatiger Wrote:

TigerBlue4Ever Wrote:Can I be Communications Director? I'm good at telling people to go eff themselves.

No. F off.

Don't make me call in the Goon Squad, by the way people, the Emporor isn't wearing any clothes...

We have an opening for a Queen Muther. Male or female can apply,
but either must qualify as a queen. Position is strictly a do nothing job, you
have no power and no authority, since we don't trust you to do anything important.
You will make no money and only get to pretend that you are important.
Cooking, cleaning, and nurturing are valuable qualities. Must have internet access
and a thick skin. Luxury bus for tail-gaiting is a plus. Must be entertaining. Tiger fan required.

mphsfan Wrote:We have an opening for a Queen Muther. Male or female can apply,
but either must qualify as a queen. Position is strictly a do nothing job, you
have no power and no authority, since we don't trust you to do anything important.
You will make no money and only get to pretend that you are important.
Cooking, cleaning, and nurturing are valuable qualities. Must have internet access
and a thick skin. Luxury bus for tail-gaiting is a plus. Must be entertaining. Tiger fan required.

I think that's 'mutha'.

oldmangrizz Wrote:

mphsfan Wrote:We have an opening for a Queen Muther. Male or female can apply,
but either must qualify as a queen. Position is strictly a do nothing job, you
have no power and no authority, since we don't trust you to do anything important.
You will make no money and only get to pretend that you are important.
Cooking, cleaning, and nurturing are valuable qualities. Must have internet access
and a thick skin. Luxury bus for tail-gaiting is a plus. Must be entertaining. Tiger fan required.

I think that's 'mutha'.

Let Jesse rob this train.

Damn, I've been in Little Rock all day. Appears you guys have have way too much fun today. Security is back on line. Mphsfan we have people in place to monitor the mud wresting event. Just give us the word.

I'll be yer double naught spy CHIEF, I have a transistor radio that fits in my heel and a steel derby sitting in my closet gathering dust.

Big Ed Wrote:Damn, I've been in Little Rock all day. Appears you guys have have way too much fun today. Security is back on line. Mphsfan we have people in place to monitor the mud wresting event. Just give us the word.

We had to call off the mud rasslin' because the planning committee sat up all night watching the Gene Simmons Family Jewels marathon and neglected to set up the activities.

Instead we're all just going to sit around and drink the free beer.

ANNOUNCEMENT

Everyone please join me in welcoming TigerBlue4Ever as our new Director of Tattooism and High Captain of the Road. Yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada yada. Yada yada yada yada, yada yada. He's full of crap and will blend in nicely.

Welcome Tattoo!

De Plane, Boss, de Plane!

mphsfan Wrote:

Welcome Tattoo!

De Plane, Boss, de Plane!

HAHA, Tanks Boss and Tanks Emp. now please put on some clothes or at least get a tattoo to cover up your um, never mind.

BTW I kind of look like Tattoo sans the 70's do with my freshly shaven upper lip, chin and pate. Who knew I had such a long upper lip? It aint purty but ugliness is befitting of a Road Captain.

Just putting this back where it belongs. Carry on.

Being that this IS the only thread that matters, I felt the need to post in it.

Here's a question, being that there is no pig gate this summer. Should we still have a party/get-together?

After reading CovingtonTiger's thread yesterday, I would like to be appointed to a new position (not in place of my old one..I can handle two) : Tick Checker - Female Only. It is a very important and needed position. There are health and cosmetic issues involved. Since I'm outside by the pit anyway, it would be no problem for me.

kpigout Wrote:After reading CovingtonTiger's thread yesterday, I would like to be appointed to a new position (not in place of my old one..I can handle two) : Tick Checker - Female Only. It is a very important and needed position. There are health and cosmetic issues involved. Since I'm outside by the pit anyway, it would be no problem for me.

I would rather be the chick chigger digger, can I add that to my business card?

kpigout Wrote:After reading CovingtonTiger's thread yesterday, I would like to be appointed to a new position (not in place of my old one..I can handle two) : Tick Checker - Female Only. It is a very important and needed position. There are health and cosmetic issues involved. Since I'm outside by the pit anyway, it would be no problem for me.

This is one big chigger...

Just wanted to make the additions of tigergirljenn and Tigerlicious official with an updated list. They will both be direct reports. nyuck, nyuck, nyuck. Their is still an opening for double-naught spy.

Competition details for uofmwalton and TIPWAL have yet to be determined.

Emperor - georgiatiger

1st Lieutenant and Heir Apparent - mphsfan

Consigliore - oldtiger

Office Slut - tigergirljenn

MILF - Tigerlicious

Queen Mutha - Open

Village Idiot - Mairving

Treasurer - TIPWAL

Jr. VP for Video/Technology Needs - mempho_to_diego

Double-Naught Spy – poppaslaw (shhh)

Sr. VP Social Activities - Chi-Town

Flounder/Secretary of State - Big Ed

Catering Director - BIGGESTTIGERJLB

Political Advisor - tigertom

Jr. VP Public Relations - tigertiger

NTR Booster Club Liaison/Fundraiser - BNagursky

Chief Negotiator - MemphisTigerpawr

Spiritual Advisor/Homo - GreatCaesarsGhost

Token White Male - marktheapostle

VICE President and Sex Advice Columnist - oldmangrizz

Nurse Ratched – tigerloyal

Master Bator - OneShiningMoment

Sanitation Director - tigerengineer

Executive Chef - tigergreen

F'ing New Guy - OPEN

Operations Manager - tigerpikapp

Rabble Rouser – tigerjeb

Editor in Chief – geosnooker2000

Office Ne’er-Do-Well – TiggerFan

Pit Master and Culinary Expert – kpigout

Attorney General – gwade56

Suburbian-Centurion – Germantown Tiger

Forum Historian - TigerBill

Music Director - tigertommy

High Captain of the Road - TigerBlue4Ever

Valerie Plane needs a position

mphsfan Wrote:Valerie Plane needs a position

(I know you're setting me up, but I'll bite anyway.)

It's Valerie Plame, but that's another subject. I've seen pictures of her. Not too bad. I can think of many positions for her.

oldmangrizz Wrote:

mphsfan Wrote:Valerie Plane needs a position

(I know you're setting me up, but I'll bite anyway.)

It's Valerie Plame, but that's another subject. I've seen pictures of her. Not too bad. I can think of many positions for her.

I was referring to the open 00spy spot. What good is a spy who everyone knows?

All those positions won't do you any good, Mr. Karma Sutra. You're too old, your flexibility left you long ago. Memory is a wonderful thing. As is imagination, oh and internet porn, huh?

Whats an AARP?
Type of widget? lol

mphsfan Wrote:

oldmangrizz Wrote:

mphsfan Wrote:Valerie Plane needs a position

(I know you're setting me up, but I'll bite anyway.)

It's Valerie Plame, but that's another subject. I've seen pictures of her. Not too bad. I can think of many positions for her.

I was referring to the open 00spy spot. What good is a spy who everyone knows?

All those positions won't do you any good, Mr. Karma Sutra. You're too old, your flexibility left you long ago. Memory is a wonderful thing. As is imagination, oh and internet porn, huh?

I SAID I can think of many positions. I didn't claim to be able to demonstrate them. Geez, you don't even want me to enjoy what limited pleasures I have without a beatdown. I may not be able to 'please the masses' anymore, but I do have the experience to hold my present title. (jealous yet?)

That's true you can hold your own.

mphsfan Wrote:That's true you can hold your own.

tigerloyal Wrote:Whats an AARP?
Type of widget? lol

I can't believe you lost your AARP Rep title.

mphsfan Wrote:

oldmangrizz Wrote:

mphsfan Wrote:Valerie Plane needs a position

(I know you're setting me up, but I'll bite anyway.)

It's Valerie Plame, but that's another subject. I've seen pictures of her. Not too bad. I can think of many positions for her.

I was referring to the open 00spy spot. What good is a spy who everyone knows?

All those positions won't do you any good, Mr. Karma Sutra. You're too old, your flexibility left you long ago. Memory is a wonderful thing. As is imagination, oh and internet porn, huh?

That's what props like ceiling fans are for, he doesnt even have to move.

Pinto, eh?

I don't know about him, but If my large a$$ tried to hang from a ceiling fan, that ceiling had better be reinforced.

cbhstiger Wrote:Pinto, eh?

Like the bean?