08-23-2005, 07:25 PM
08-23-2005, 08:05 PM
BlazerSax Wrote:I will go with whatever choice wins.A new Troy t-shirt says you dont.
08-23-2005, 09:10 PM
Looks like #2 is winning by quite a margin!
08-23-2005, 11:47 PM
I can't believe that I just voted...
In any case Blazersax, I don't know you or the situation that you are in, but it sounds like you need some help. I am absolutely serious when I ask this...have you thought about going to the counseling center at UAB? As a student, the services are free and the counselors are really great people. They will listen to your concerns, talk you through some of the tough times, and can just be there for you when you need someone to listen. Some people feel that you have to be 'crazy' to go to counseling, but I am a strong advocate that counselors are some of the greatest people in the world. They really can prove to be helpful in many situations. Their services are confidential, so no one would have to know whether you are going or not (unless you tell people), and you call the shots.
I'm not all about psycho babble, but I am a strong believer that everyone at some point in their life could benefit from counseling (not that everyone seeks it...some people can make it on their own). Please strongly consider this. As I said, I don't know you, but as a fellow Blazer fan, I do want you to be happy so that those around you can share in your life and your experiences.
One last thing, as stupid as it probably sounds to you at this point in your life, don't worry about not having a girlfriend (Keep reading...I'm not trying to be silly). It may sound corny, but make the most of those around you at this point in your life...the more you enjoy life, the more attractive you will be to those girls that you like. I know that it probably sounds like a Catch 22, but try it out for a month or two. I would almost guarantee that you will see more positive interaction with those around you if you yourself are positive.
Take my advice, don't take my advice, or do whatever. However, don't forget that you are a member of the Blazer family, so there will always be someone who cares what happens to you.
Have fun in Knoxville! GO BLAZERS!!!
In any case Blazersax, I don't know you or the situation that you are in, but it sounds like you need some help. I am absolutely serious when I ask this...have you thought about going to the counseling center at UAB? As a student, the services are free and the counselors are really great people. They will listen to your concerns, talk you through some of the tough times, and can just be there for you when you need someone to listen. Some people feel that you have to be 'crazy' to go to counseling, but I am a strong advocate that counselors are some of the greatest people in the world. They really can prove to be helpful in many situations. Their services are confidential, so no one would have to know whether you are going or not (unless you tell people), and you call the shots.
I'm not all about psycho babble, but I am a strong believer that everyone at some point in their life could benefit from counseling (not that everyone seeks it...some people can make it on their own). Please strongly consider this. As I said, I don't know you, but as a fellow Blazer fan, I do want you to be happy so that those around you can share in your life and your experiences.
One last thing, as stupid as it probably sounds to you at this point in your life, don't worry about not having a girlfriend (Keep reading...I'm not trying to be silly). It may sound corny, but make the most of those around you at this point in your life...the more you enjoy life, the more attractive you will be to those girls that you like. I know that it probably sounds like a Catch 22, but try it out for a month or two. I would almost guarantee that you will see more positive interaction with those around you if you yourself are positive.
Take my advice, don't take my advice, or do whatever. However, don't forget that you are a member of the Blazer family, so there will always be someone who cares what happens to you.
Have fun in Knoxville! GO BLAZERS!!!
08-24-2005, 02:17 AM
Thank you, LDB. I appreciate that.
08-24-2005, 07:55 AM
I think he needs a cold beer and to get laid. Then he needs to join the army or marines. THEN he can come back and finish school and he will be much better for it with money in his pocket and a girl on each shoulder kicking butt and taking names. Otherwise, what you see is what you get.
08-24-2005, 10:22 AM
he doenst drink beer. he drinks smirnoff ice
08-24-2005, 10:32 AM
He needs to do the following:
1. Grow up
2. Stop complaining about not having a girlfriend
3. Stop wasting money on drugs and cigarettes
4. Grow up
5. Stay in school and graduate
6. Grow up
7. Get a job...Starbucks has a really good tuition reimbursement program and Sax would probably fit in there well
8. Grow up
9. Stop thinking "woe is me"
10.Stop asking questions like this because there will be a response that he doesn't like and he'll end up telling them not to question him, not to judge him, not to tell him what to do, to stop being insensitive, to go to hell, to not criticize him, etc. After that he will delete this entire thread.
This thread serves as Sax's attention for the day. I'm guilty of giving in because responding to him keeps my witty and smart asz skills sharp.
1. Grow up
2. Stop complaining about not having a girlfriend
3. Stop wasting money on drugs and cigarettes
4. Grow up
5. Stay in school and graduate
6. Grow up
7. Get a job...Starbucks has a really good tuition reimbursement program and Sax would probably fit in there well
8. Grow up
9. Stop thinking "woe is me"
10.Stop asking questions like this because there will be a response that he doesn't like and he'll end up telling them not to question him, not to judge him, not to tell him what to do, to stop being insensitive, to go to hell, to not criticize him, etc. After that he will delete this entire thread.
This thread serves as Sax's attention for the day. I'm guilty of giving in because responding to him keeps my witty and smart asz skills sharp.
08-24-2005, 12:40 PM
dfarr Wrote:he doenst drink beer. he drinks smirnoff iceI don't drink beer? I always thought I did.
08-24-2005, 01:01 PM
BlazerSax Wrote:that's not what sarah told me. she said you specifically requested smirnoff black cherry twist.dfarr Wrote:he doenst drink beer. he drinks smirnoff iceI don't drink beer? I always thought I did.
08-24-2005, 01:05 PM
dfarr Wrote:Well, first off, Smirnoff is beer. It just uses malt liquor rather than aged barley/hop processing.BlazerSax Wrote:that's not what sarah told me. she said you specifically requested smirnoff black cherry twist.dfarr Wrote:he doenst drink beer. he drinks smirnoff iceI don't drink beer? I always thought I did.
Secondly, Black Cherry kicks ***.
Thirdly, I drink beer all the time. Ask Sarah's hubby, Blake. He's seen me drink Killian's Red before (my favorite beer).
08-24-2005, 01:06 PM
Are you old enough to drink?
08-24-2005, 01:07 PM
it's geared towards women and tastes like a wine cooler. i dont care what its made out of. 99% of alcoholic beverages are made out of the same stuff.
08-24-2005, 01:09 PM
pikappblazer Wrote:Are you old enough to drink?Is it your business?

08-24-2005, 01:10 PM
IS this a joke?
08-24-2005, 01:10 PM
dfarr Wrote:it's geared towards women and tastes like a wine cooler. i dont care what its made out of. 99% of alcoholic beverages are made out of the same stuff.It gets you drunk just like Bud Light. Quit trying to pick ***** fights, you lameass.
08-24-2005, 01:12 PM
you call me gay, yet you're the one who drinks drinks specifically geared towards people w/ a ******.
no, he's not 21.
no, he's not 21.
08-24-2005, 01:12 PM
dfarr Wrote:you call me gay, yet you're the one who drinks drinks specifically geared towards people w/ a ******.Let's see some evidence.
08-24-2005, 01:12 PM
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA :roflmao:
08-24-2005, 01:21 PM
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08-24-2005, 01:22 PM
BlazerSax Wrote:I will go with whatever choice wins.Three to one, Five Points fountain. No internet posting allowed.
Like a damn soul among us ever believed you'd do it in the first place, heh.
08-24-2005, 01:23 PM
I just wanted to see what people would vote for.
I think it's sad that there's a 3:1 ratio on this forum of people who actually want me to die right now.
I think it's sad that there's a 3:1 ratio on this forum of people who actually want me to die right now.
08-24-2005, 01:24 PM
BlazerSax Wrote:Sax I am sending to you in the mail a six pack of Zima and a lifetime supply of Jolly Ranchersdfarr Wrote:Well, first off, Smirnoff is beer. It just uses malt liquor rather than aged barley/hop processing.BlazerSax Wrote:that's not what sarah told me. she said you specifically requested smirnoff black cherry twist.dfarr Wrote:he doenst drink beer. he drinks smirnoff iceI don't drink beer? I always thought I did.
Secondly, Black Cherry kicks ***.
Thirdly, I drink beer all the time. Ask Sarah's hubby, Blake. He's seen me drink Killian's Red before (my favorite beer).
08-24-2005, 01:25 PM
UABwalker156 Wrote:That's pretty much what Smirnoff tastes likeBlazerSax Wrote:Sax I am sending to you in the mail a six pack of Zima and a lifetime supply of Jolly Ranchersdfarr Wrote:Well, first off, Smirnoff is beer. It just uses malt liquor rather than aged barley/hop processing.BlazerSax Wrote:that's not what sarah told me. she said you specifically requested smirnoff black cherry twist.dfarr Wrote:he doenst drink beer. he drinks smirnoff iceI don't drink beer? I always thought I did.
Secondly, Black Cherry kicks ***.
Thirdly, I drink beer all the time. Ask Sarah's hubby, Blake. He's seen me drink Killian's Red before (my favorite beer).

08-24-2005, 01:27 PM
BlazerSax Wrote:I just wanted to see what people would vote for.Piffle. No one wants to see you die. There's a five page thread a couple of lines away full of people who cared enough to offer advice in an effort to help you, even though it was a Dramaqueen thread initially.
I think it's sad that there's a 3:1 ratio on this forum of people who actually want me to die right now.
Far as that goes, most of the slackers I see sitting around the fountain are pretty lively corpses.
I read the results of this poll more as "STFU already, Jeeze!"
08-24-2005, 01:30 PM
BlazerSax Wrote:Teenage girls targeted for sweet-flavored alcoholic beveragesdfarr Wrote:you call me gay, yet you're the one who drinks drinks specifically geared towards people w/ a ******.Let's see some evidence.
<a href='http://www.ama-assn.org/ama/pub/category/14425.html' target='_blank'>http://www.ama-assn.org/ama/pub/category/14425.html</a>
08-24-2005, 01:31 PM
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08-24-2005, 01:31 PM
BlazerSax Wrote:That's pretty much what Smirnoff tastes likeI will have to take your word on that one
08-24-2005, 01:31 PM
BlazerSax Wrote:evidence of what? that smirnoff ice & twist are geared towards women? you can just look at the commercials and tell. or just taste it. drinking that stuff is just another way to not pick up women. girls either think you're gay or just a douche bag who drinks girlie drinks. my vote is for both.dfarr Wrote:you call me gay, yet you're the one who drinks drinks specifically geared towards people w/ a ******.Let's see some evidence.
08-24-2005, 01:32 PM
Quote: More teen girls have had alcopops in the past six months than teen boys (31 percent versus 19 percent).
Looks like I'm not the only guy drinking Smirnoff.
08-24-2005, 01:34 PM
BlazerSax Wrote:I just wanted to see what people would vote for.The fact that you made a poll on a message board about whether you should committ suicide pretty much skewed the results against you.
I think it's sad that there's a 3:1 ratio on this forum of people who actually want me to die right now.
Now if you actually had a gun to your head in front of us, the vote would be different. Probably 2:1 rather than 3:1 :rofl:
08-24-2005, 01:34 PM
dfarr Wrote:If a girl bases her personal opinion of me solely upon what I am drinking to get a buzz, she is not worth my time.BlazerSax Wrote:evidence of what? that smirnoff ice & twist are geared towards women? you can just look at the commercials and tell. or just taste it. drinking that stuff is just another way to not pick up women. girls either think you're gay or just a douche bag who drinks girlie drinks. my vote is for both.dfarr Wrote:you call me gay, yet you're the one who drinks drinks specifically geared towards people w/ a ******.Let's see some evidence.
08-24-2005, 01:35 PM
BlazerSax Wrote:or Alcopops. :rofl:Quote: More teen girls have had alcopops in the past six months than teen boys (31 percent versus 19 percent).
Looks like I'm not the only guy drinking Smirnoff.
Can you get those with the little drink umbrella in them?
08-24-2005, 01:37 PM
Oh God.
I just hit post 1000. In this godforsaken thread. :tomato:
I just hit post 1000. In this godforsaken thread. :tomato:08-24-2005, 01:37 PM
UAB Band Dad Wrote:Oh God.Welcome to the 1000+ Club.... :DI just hit post 1000. In this godforsaken thread. :tomato:
08-24-2005, 01:39 PM
<a href='http://www.news-medical.net/?id=6910' target='_blank'>here's all you need to read</a>
it proves my earlier statement that these drinks are geared towards women.
whenever u turn 21, go to a bar, order a smirnoff ice, and see how many people laugh at you.
it proves my earlier statement that these drinks are geared towards women.
whenever u turn 21, go to a bar, order a smirnoff ice, and see how many people laugh at you.
08-24-2005, 01:40 PM
dfarr Wrote:<a href='http://www.news-medical.net/?id=6910' target='_blank'>here's all you need to read</a>When I worked at the Cajun Steamer, I had male customers order Smirnoff Ice all the time. I never laughed at them. Oh yeah, I remember why....because I'm not an A$$HOLE.
it proves my earlier statement that these drinks are geared towards women.
whenever u turn 21, go to a bar, order a smirnoff ice, and see how many people laugh at you.
08-24-2005, 01:41 PM
they probably sat in your section because they thought u were cute
08-24-2005, 01:42 PM
dfarr Wrote:they probably sat in your section because they thought u were cuteThe hostess has a system for seating customers. Servers don't do anything.
08-24-2005, 01:43 PM
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08-24-2005, 01:43 PM
Well, I thought this was funny as hell -
" The American Medical Association (AMA) released the results of two nationwide polls today that reveal the extent of underage consumption and marketing exposure to "alcopops" or so-called "girlie drinks." The AMA expressed concern that hard-liquor brands are using these sweet-flavored malt beverages as "gateway" beverages to attract less-experienced drinkers.
Then again, maybe there is hope for Sax yet -
"Nearly one in six teen girls who have drunk alcopops in the past six months have been sexually active after drinking."
" The American Medical Association (AMA) released the results of two nationwide polls today that reveal the extent of underage consumption and marketing exposure to "alcopops" or so-called "girlie drinks." The AMA expressed concern that hard-liquor brands are using these sweet-flavored malt beverages as "gateway" beverages to attract less-experienced drinkers.
Then again, maybe there is hope for Sax yet -
"Nearly one in six teen girls who have drunk alcopops in the past six months have been sexually active after drinking."
08-24-2005, 01:44 PM
UAB Band Dad Wrote:"Nearly one in six teen girls who have drunk alcopops in the past six months have been sexually active after drinking."Just how I like them, plastered and unresponse so I can do my dirty work.
:rolleyes:
08-24-2005, 01:46 PM
i wasnt being serious. those guys were probably fags though.