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http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/...eeds_right

Jimmy Carter's take on the presidentials, via the Onion.

1. It's NSFW for language, multiple f-bombs.
2. It's satire, it's the Onion, don't get your knickers in a twist.
3. I 'bout peed myself laughing.

"See, I got solutions to all your problems—I got 'em right here in my big, hairy ballsack."

Lawd, lawd.
HA!
That is hi-freakin-larious. I tried to imagine him saying that- couldn't do it.
The funny part of this how completely opposite of Carter this is.
That was classic.
Somebody needs to say that... but Ole Jimmy would never be that earthy in his linquistics. Ole Herman Talmadge might have had the balls to, however.
BlazrDawg Wrote:Somebody needs to say that... but Ole Jimmy would never be that earthy in his linquistics. Ole Herman Talmadge might have had the balls to, however.

Don't forget that Carter was a Naval Academy graduate (in Nuclear Engineering) and served in the Navy for many years. He retired just prior to being given command of a "Boomer" submarine. If he doesn't use "salty" language regularly, it's not because he doesn't know "the words to that song".
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