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Purchased at Snoozy's
I see this on my tree soon...
How much?
Oh, sweet Lord, I must have one.
It's not on the Web site. Someone get me one! Or tell Snoozy's to put it online ASAP!
Well, hell. I called Snoozy's. They are already out of stock, and they don't know if they are going to get any more in!

Merde.

Grammar-Nazi Wrote:
Well, hell. I called Snoozy's. They are already out of stock, and they don't know if they are going to get any more in!

Merde.


Damn. I wish I'd have seen that. I'm just sitting back down at my desk from getting one. There were several on their little Christmas tree.

You may try calling again.

BTW, they're $17+tax.

FWIW, I told them to put it on the website. Said they'd get right on it.

They gave these away at one of the basketball games last year (at least I think it was last year).

So, Snoozy's came through. My ornament came in the mail yesterday. My wife opened the box, called me at work, and asked, "What the hell is this?" I asked her what she was talking about. She said, "This God-awful, ugly Christmas ornament that came in the mail today." I said, "What ugly ornament?"

Her reply: "This butt-ugly UAB thing."

I said, "That's not ugly. It's beautiful."

Her reply, "You're blind."

My reply, "It's still going on the tree."

Her reply, "The hell it is."

We fought more about it. End result: It's going on the tree (Yeah, I won!). But I have to wonder about my choice of wife. It's been 15 years. I had no idea her taste was so bad.... 03-melodramatic
Gotta admit. It's not for the faint of heart.

Grammar-Nazi Wrote:
So, Snoozy's came through. My ornament came in the mail yesterday. My wife opened the box, called me at work, and asked, "What the hell is this?" I asked her what she was talking about. She said, "This God-awful, ugly Christmas ornament that came in the mail today." I said, "What ugly ornament?"

Her reply: "This butt-ugly UAB thing."

I said, "That's not ugly. It's beautiful."

Her reply, "You're blind."

My reply, "It's still going on the tree."

Her reply, "The hell it is."

We fought more about it. End result: It's going on the tree (Yeah, I won!). But I have to wonder about my choice of wife. It's been 15 years. I had no idea her taste was so bad.... 03-melodramatic


03-lmfao

Women, can't live with them, can't live with them.

Grammar-Nazi Wrote:
So, Snoozy's came through. My ornament came in the mail yesterday. My wife opened the box, called me at work, and asked, "What the hell is this?" I asked her what she was talking about. She said, "This God-awful, ugly Christmas ornament that came in the mail today." I said, "What ugly ornament?"

Her reply: "This butt-ugly UAB thing."

I said, "That's not ugly. It's beautiful."

Her reply, "You're blind."

My reply, "It's still going on the tree."

Her reply, "The hell it is."

We fought more about it. End result: It's going on the tree (Yeah, I won!). But I have to wonder about my choice of wife. It's been 15 years. I had no idea her taste was so bad.... 03-melodramatic


I about pissed myself from laughing so hard after reading your post. I can imagine the exact same conversation with my wife over that ornament. Although, the end result may be different than yours.03-hissyfit My wife is very particular about decorating her tree.

Well, I guess I should have warned her I was buying it, but hell, she came home with about a dozen Hallmark ornaments on Sunday, and she didn't ask me if I wanted a bunch of freaking gay-looking angels on the tree, so there.

Grammar-Nazi Wrote:
Well, I guess I should have warned her I was buying it, but hell, she came home with about a dozen Hallmark ornaments on Sunday, and she didn't ask me if I wanted a bunch of freaking gay-looking angels on the tree, so there.


03-lmfao

The dragon will set the angels on fire. You should put the UAB ornament up high near the top of the tree so everyone will notice it.

Oh I gotta have one and start such a fight at my house!
I guess I chose well since my wife bought mine.
I was in Snoozy's today, they have a bunch of these in stock. They also have a couple new basketball shirts.
Here is the answer to your ornament woes. Have a Blazer tree. That is what I am doing next year. I am also very picky about what goes on my tree, so next year I will have a tabletop Blazer tree. Oh yeah, instead of a star put a UAB toboggan on the top. Anyone have one of those fuzzy green and gold scarves? Those would look great wrapped around a Blazer tree.

GoUABBlazers Wrote:
Here is the answer to your ornament woes. Have a Blazer tree. That is what I am doing next year. I am also very picky about what goes on my tree, so next year I will have a tabletop Blazer tree. Oh yeah, instead of a star put a UAB toboggan on the top. Anyone have one of those fuzzy green and gold scarves? Those would look great wrapped around a Blazer tree.


Now thats a novel concept!!! I like it!!!

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