Just to kill time, let's make a list of the shortest books of all time, UAB style
I'll Start:
1. The Wit and Wisdom of Watson Brown
2. Team Discipline by Murry Bartow
3. Clock Management by Darryl Hackney
4. Breaking All the Rules by Gene Bartow
Add some more
Sweater Vests, the Summer Collection by Watson Brown & Co.
The UA Board Of Trustees Guide To Impartially Hiring 2 Football Coaches Concurrently at Competing Schools.
The Missouri Mover's Handbook by Mike Anderson
Shoot the Moon by Lee Moon's Wife
You cannot stop me by AKA BAM.
Hats off to Gamecock band by dragonbreath, coedited by Blazertalk.
A BLAZER Fan's Guide to Finding a Seat at Legion Field.
Bathrooms at Legion Field, a Photographic Journey
BCS Conference Basketball teams that want to play the Blazers in Bartow Arena
Bama Fans and BOT Members that Think The Blazers should have Football
A BLAZER Fan's Guide to Finding a Seat at Legion Field.
This is the early frontrunner for my favorite.
1. Uncle Bryant's Cabin by Anonymous
2. Missed it.... by that much... Again, again, and again. W. Brown
3. From here to infirmary: The Collected Stories of the Lame, Limping, and Injured and How "They" Blew it (and not us). by The Blazer Football Coaching Staffs of 2000-2006
1. Uncle Bryant's Cabin by Anonymous
2. Missed it.... by that much... Again, again, and again. W. Brown
3. From here to infirmary: The Collected Stories of the Lame, Limping, and Injured and How "They" Blew it (and not us). by The Blazer Football Coaching Staffs of 2000-2006
Those are not short stories. Those are long books.
1. Uncle Bryant's Cabin by Anonymous
2. Missed it.... by that much... Again, again, and again. W. Brown
3. From here to infirmary: The Collected Stories of the Lame, Limping, and Injured and How "They" Blew it (and not us). by The Blazer Football Coaching Staffs of 2000-2006
Those are not short stories. Those are long books.
Yes, indeed!!! Sorry, I missed the short part
How about this one:
Winning! by W. Brown
Anger by Coach Crowe
^&%#@ by Coach Wayne Bolt
The Right Way to run a Conference by Britton Banowsky
Parking for Idiots by the Legion Field Parking Attendents
Traffic Control for Dummies By BHam Police
Architecture of the Old South and UAB, a Picture History
Bossman's Guide to Gourmet Hot Dogs
Parking for Idiots by the Legion Field Parking Attendents
Followed up by
Parking Control Policies of the Third Reich, by UAB Transportation Services
Bossman's Guide to Gourmet Hot Dogs
GN, right on!
Bossman's Guide to Honesty.
Good things to say about Wimp Sanderson by Gene Bartow.
Business Ethics by Lee Moonpie
Slinkie's guide to Sobriety
My Love for Gene Bartow by Sam Farlow
Wayne Bolt's Guide to Christian Living
Taking The Blame by Michael Vick & Watson Brown
Fair Journalism by Tom Arengergh
I am clean and Sober - Kenny Stabler
I Love Those Memphis Tigers - Memphis Blazer
What it's like to be taller than a Sheep - dfarr
They Call me Dirk Diggler - mdv483
My War Against Porn - Blah
BOOKS NEVER WRITTEN:
Breaking Boundaries, Exceeding Expectations by Murry Bartow
How to Win Friends and Influence People by Blay Zersax
The Truth About Public Relations and the Press by Nicolas L. Saban
Making the Most of Second Chances by Earnest Little
Prosperity and the Kucinich Presidency by Dave Farr
Pick n' Role Models: Recruiting Classy Collegiate Talent by John Calipari (with foreword by Robert Huggins)
If I Did It by Paul Bryant, Jr.
DVDs NEVER PRODUCED:
Sean Salisbury's Quarterbacking Fundamentals
XXXtasy Media Presents: The Clay Aiken-Carrie Underwood Sex Tape
Dorf Coaches Tennessee Tech Football
Ernest Goes to the Oncologist
The 2004 Kentucky Wildcats: Final Four Glory Reborn
The 2004 Kentucky Wildcats: Final Four Glory Reborn
17 Ways to Unlock Gate 13 at Legion Field by Mayor Bernard Kincaid
Atkins Diet for Flag Corp by Dr Atkins
BOOKS NEVER WRITTEN:
The Secret, by Herb Winches
Local Birmingham Media's Guide to UAB Athletics
Fashion Sense - How to look Dapper on the Sidelines
By Gene Bartow and Watson Brown
Effectively Running the Prevent Defense, by Wayne Bolt
The Delayed Linebacker blitz by Wayne bolt
Edible Foods That Don't Call for Tums by Legion Field concessions.
Janitorial Procedures by the City of Birmingham Parks Department
What I wouldn't do for a Dollar! by Paul Bryant Jr.
The Truth by Lee Moon & XCWB
How winning the Powerball jackpot changed my life by mdv483
and a couple of years after...
The Story Behind Blazer Stadium
UAB Coaching Chronology, The Pat Sullivan Years by Paul Bryant Jr
This thread needs more
and maybe some of you need a shot of
milk...............
Recruiting Ethics in College Basketball by John Calipari
Recruiting Ethics in College Basketball by John Calipari
And the fall edition,
Recruiting Ethics in College Football by Mike DuBose, Mal More, Paul Bryant Jr., et. al.
Boy, I'm glad we don't like to offend ANYONE here on Blazertalk...
All we need now is a Jew joke or two and we'll have offended EVERYONE...
Long Haired Hippies of Talk Radio by Paul Finebaum
Masculine Mascots by the Gay Viking
Blazertalk Guide to Financial Independence by [fill in the blank]
Boy, I'm glad we don't like to offend ANYONE here on Blazertalk...
All we need now is a Jew joke or two and we'll have offended EVERYONE...
+1 by Blzer4Life
Oh, wait... that is a 12 volume boxed set.
My Qualifications as an Alabama Distinguished Sportsman by Mal Moore
Ethics in Journalism by the Editorial Staff of the Tuscaloos News
Message Board Etiquette by ****** ******
Edited for Safety by B4L
Babes, Boobs, and Blazer Ballgames I've Attended by BlazerSax
(OK, I couldn't resist)
Boy, I'm glad we don't like to offend ANYONE here on Blazertalk...
All we need now is a Jew joke or two and we'll have offended EVERYONE...
+1 by Blzer4Life
Oh, wait... that is a 12 volume boxed set.
Here's a new 12 volume set from the University of Alabama at Tuscaloosa press:
The Art of Lying by Nick Saban
Boy, I'm glad we don't like to offend ANYONE here on Blazertalk...
All we need now is a Jew joke or two and we'll have offended EVERYONE...
+1 by Blzer4Life
Oh, wait... that is a 12 volume boxed set.
Look, even Shrub says +1!
The Media and Neil Callaway
Alternate title: Nick Saban is Home in Bed with the Flu