12-10-2006, 05:08 PM
WASHINGTON, DC (AP) - President Bush, in the search for better protection for troops on the front lines, found what he was looking for. Dockers presented President Bush with a sheet of MaMa fabric. This new space age composite fabric is three times stronger than titanium and fifteen times lighter, making it ideal for application in bulletproof vests.
Skeptical of Dockers' claims, Bush demanded a demonstration. Dockers explained that the namesake of MaMa fabric is Mark Mangino. Dockers uses the fabric to make the stride of Mangino's pants. Bush was immediately blown away and ordered vests for 200,000 military personnel.
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Mark Mangino, breaking in a new pair of Dockers featuring MaMa fabric in the stride.
This new wonder material is not without its drawbacks, however. Dockers has said up front that the fabric does not stop the wearer from losing to a bottom feeder MAC team, or from playing in the worst BCS division in the nation. Spokesmen for Dockers said they were working on addressing this problem in later versions, but expressed concern in how difficult the problem is to solve.
Skeptical of Dockers' claims, Bush demanded a demonstration. Dockers explained that the namesake of MaMa fabric is Mark Mangino. Dockers uses the fabric to make the stride of Mangino's pants. Bush was immediately blown away and ordered vests for 200,000 military personnel.
Mark Mangino, breaking in a new pair of Dockers featuring MaMa fabric in the stride.
This new wonder material is not without its drawbacks, however. Dockers has said up front that the fabric does not stop the wearer from losing to a bottom feeder MAC team, or from playing in the worst BCS division in the nation. Spokesmen for Dockers said they were working on addressing this problem in later versions, but expressed concern in how difficult the problem is to solve.