I promise to respect people from both sides of the aisle. Let's get a true blue D as a mod. I humbly ask for your vote. Hey BR or GB could you guys put a poll together or something.
Machiavelli for Mod in 06'
Machiavelli Wrote:I promise to respect people from both sides of the aisle. Let's get a true blue D as a mod. I humbly ask for your vote. Hey BR or GB could you guys put a poll together or something.
Machiavelli for Mod in 06'
I like that you're back, Lib Doggy Dog, but I don't like it that much. ;-)
lmfao
"I" can't even fairly mod this board, Doggie. No way in hell my polar opposite is qualified.
Check the
AUP:
Quote:To become a mod in the spin room, the user must have two words in their user name, or use a hyphen. Also requesting mod status immediately disqualifies the user from becoming a mod for the next ten minutes.
It is not mentioned in the AUP, but mods have the power to make up rules on the fly.
If we have to have a leftist mod, how about Hugo Chavez? ;-)
OptimisticOwl Wrote:If we have to have a leftist mod, how about Hugo Chavez? ;-)
That appears to be what you would get with Doggie.
Machiavelli Wrote:By the way....... how do I become a moderator. I want to put my name in the mix, so I can shut down a thread. I want to wave my finger at you.
well if hes running i nominate myself. ( you know i'm being sarcastic)
OptimisticOwl Wrote:If we have to have a leftist mod, how about Hugo Chavez? ;-)
Hmm, new rule, the mods in the spin room have to change their names to extremists wackos one for each end of the spectrum. We can have Hitler, Mussolini, Chavez and Joe Liebermann. I claim the Joementum!
Bourgeois_Rage Wrote:Hmm, new rule, the mods in the spin room have to change their names to extremists wackos one for each end of the spectrum. We can have Hitler, Mussolini, Chavez and Joe Liebermann. I claim the Joementum!
lmfao
Seriously, I don't want to see moderators on the far end of any political spectrum. Politics is too volatile a subject. 'Tis why I've opted out of moderating this section. I know damn well I couldn't be unbiased, which is part of moderating. Neither can Dogger. You were a good choice. Hell, to be honest, Tulsaman would be a good choice, but we're full right now. Neither of you guys seem to be reactionaries, and I know what a reactionary is because I am one. lmfao
Couple of things...
About Mach becoming a mod....
1. What?
2. Who?
3. Are you kidding?
About other random things...
1. BR's new AUP is lmfao lmfao
2. Hitler, Mussolini, and Chavez are not the polar opposite of Candidate Joe (to steal a Rush term from 2000).
3. Anyone can "put a poll together" so you don't have to ask a mod.
Now, back to cleaning up my golf clubs.
I AM the very definition of MODERATE. It's just so many of you are in right field playing left handed pull hitters it's pathetic. It's like the Thome shift for you baseball afficiandos. There isn't one guy on third and the SS is over the second base. This place needs a visionary and someone who can see BOTH sides of an issue. I think there is truly only one man for the job...................................... and that's me.
Mach for Mod in 06'
Machiavelli Wrote:I AM the very definition of MODERATE.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....deep breath.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Yeah, and I'm John Kerry.
You being a moderator isn't going to happen, Dogger. I put moderators in that are not only fair, IMO, but can keep people in line, like me AND you.
You are by FAR moderate. I know I can't be, why you won't admit you can't be is beyond me. Your statement I quoted above is a damn good example.
Machiavelli Wrote:I AM the very definition of MODERATE. It's just so many of you are in right field playing left handed pull hitters it's pathetic. It's like the Thome shift for you baseball afficiandos. There isn't one guy on third and the SS is over the second base. This place needs a visionary and someone who can see BOTH sides of an issue. I think there is truly only one man for the job...................................... and that's me.
Mach for Mod in 06'
Gotta quote it....as this is some of the most delusional **** I've seen.
Did you at least appreciate the baseball analogy? I was going to google all the notable right fielders in MLB and then the Thome shift came to mind.
Machiavelli Wrote:I AM the very definition of MODERATE. It's just so many of you are in right field playing left handed pull hitters it's pathetic. It's like the Thome shift for you baseball afficiandos. There isn't one guy on third and the SS is over the second base. This place needs a visionary and someone who can see BOTH sides of an issue. I think there is truly only one man for the job...................................... and that's me.
Mach for Mod in 06'
wait wait.
The SS is on second but whos on first?
Tulsaman Wrote:Machiavelli Wrote:I AM the very definition of MODERATE. It's just so many of you are in right field playing left handed pull hitters it's pathetic. It's like the Thome shift for you baseball afficiandos. There isn't one guy on third and the SS is over the second base. This place needs a visionary and someone who can see BOTH sides of an issue. I think there is truly only one man for the job...................................... and that's me.
Mach for Mod in 06'
wait wait.
The SS is on second but whos on first?
No, What is on second.
T-Monay820 Wrote:Tulsaman Wrote:Machiavelli Wrote:I AM the very definition of MODERATE. It's just so many of you are in right field playing left handed pull hitters it's pathetic. It's like the Thome shift for you baseball afficiandos. There isn't one guy on third and the SS is over the second base. This place needs a visionary and someone who can see BOTH sides of an issue. I think there is truly only one man for the job...................................... and that's me.
Mach for Mod in 06'
wait wait.
The SS is on second but whos on first?
No, What is on second.
but who's on first?
Tulsaman Wrote:T-Monay820 Wrote:Tulsaman Wrote:Machiavelli Wrote:I AM the very definition of MODERATE. It's just so many of you are in right field playing left handed pull hitters it's pathetic. It's like the Thome shift for you baseball afficiandos. There isn't one guy on third and the SS is over the second base. This place needs a visionary and someone who can see BOTH sides of an issue. I think there is truly only one man for the job...................................... and that's me.
Mach for Mod in 06'
wait wait.
The SS is on second but whos on first?
No, What is on second.
but who's on first?
I don't know.
SouthGAEagle Wrote:Tulsaman Wrote:T-Monay820 Wrote:Tulsaman Wrote:Machiavelli Wrote:I AM the very definition of MODERATE. It's just so many of you are in right field playing left handed pull hitters it's pathetic. It's like the Thome shift for you baseball afficiandos. There isn't one guy on third and the SS is over the second base. This place needs a visionary and someone who can see BOTH sides of an issue. I think there is truly only one man for the job...................................... and that's me.
Mach for Mod in 06'
wait wait.
The SS is on second but whos on first?
No, What is on second.
but who's on first?
I don't know.
no hes the third baseman.
Tulsaman Wrote:SouthGAEagle Wrote:Tulsaman Wrote:T-Monay820 Wrote:Tulsaman Wrote:Machiavelli Wrote:I AM the very definition of MODERATE. It's just so many of you are in right field playing left handed pull hitters it's pathetic. It's like the Thome shift for you baseball afficiandos. There isn't one guy on third and the SS is over the second base. This place needs a visionary and someone who can see BOTH sides of an issue. I think there is truly only one man for the job...................................... and that's me.
Mach for Mod in 06'
wait wait.
The SS is on second but whos on first?
No, What is on second.
but who's on first?
I don't know.
no hes the third baseman.
How did I get to third base? All I'm asking is what is the guy's name on first?
No, What is on second base!
blah Wrote:No, What is on second base!
I'm not asking you who's on second!
Dang it, I told you Who's on first!!!
Yeah... Rain man. Definitely Rain Man.
blah Wrote:Tulsaman Wrote:no what is on second.
(for those of you that haven't a clue: http://www.baseball-almanac.com/humor4.shtml)
Who doesn't know what this is?
It is obviously a scene from Rain Man.... :shhh:
rain man was made before i was born.
i know it from seeing the original (or bits and pieces) on history channel stuff.
GrayBeard Wrote:2. Hitler, Mussolini, and Chavez are not the polar opposite of Candidate Joe (to steal a Rush term from 2000).
I just threw Joe's name in there for kicks. ;-)
After considerable thought.........................
I still think I'm the best man for the job. I'll continue campaigning and working hard for the moderator primaries this spring.
Machiavelli in 06' now officially 07'
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