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Today we salute you, Mr. Delusional Notre Dame Fan. (Mr. Delusional
Notre Dame Faaaaaan!)

Season after season, year after year, you try to justify your absurdly
high preseason ranking. (Clutching at straws!)

You scramble to make futile attempts at damage control when the Irish
lose to a grossly inferior opponent (How'd Navy score fifty fouuuuuur?)

Inevitably, you'll bring up the past, and boast of National
Championships won 40 years before you were born. (Those were the
daaaaaays!)

You will point out that you have more wins than any other program as
though that is relevant to the current season. (Been playing since the
1870s!)

Go on, ignore that home loss to your archrivals in the regular season
finale and continue to believe that you'll defeat your bowl opponent
with striking ease. (We'll win by thirteeeeeeey!)

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Emperor of Excuses, and take
comfort knowing that when you don't finish in the top 25, you'll be
back to number three when the preseason polls come out next year. (Mr.
Delusional Notre Dame Fan!)

Cajunman02 Wrote:You will point out that you have more wins than any other program as
though that is relevant to the current season. (Been playing since the
1870s!)

They don't even have that anymore.

Cajunman02 Wrote:Today we salute you, Mr. Delusional Notre Dame Fan. (Mr. Delusional
Notre Dame Faaaaaan!)

Season after season, year after year, you try to justify your absurdly
high preseason ranking. (Clutching at straws!)

You scramble to make futile attempts at damage control when the Irish
lose to a grossly inferior opponent (How'd Navy score fifty fouuuuuur?)

Inevitably, you'll bring up the past, and boast of National
Championships won 40 years before you were born. (Those were the
daaaaaays!)

You will point out that you have more wins than any other program as
though that is relevant to the current season. (Been playing since the
1870s!)

Go on, ignore that home loss to your archrivals in the regular season
finale and continue to believe that you'll defeat your bowl opponent
with striking ease. (We'll win by thirteeeeeeey!)

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Emperor of Excuses, and take
comfort knowing that when you don't finish in the top 25, you'll be
back to number three when the preseason polls come out next year. (Mr.
Delusional Notre Dame Fan!)

Instant Classic!!!!!

LOVE IT!

You forgot havent won a bowl game since the early to mid 90's. lmfao lmfao lmfao

lmfao

I thought Michigan was the all-time winningest program? I remember the Michigan-Nebraska game where they were saying the #1 and #4 were playing.

RebelKev Wrote:I thought Michigan was the all-time winningest program? I remember the Michigan-Nebraska game where they were saying the #1 and #4 were playing.

Notre Dame fans will tell you that they are the winningest program in I-A history.

Yes, UM is #1 all-time in wins.