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I love this show on MTV... they have some pretty good material.


So this thread is deciated to the best moma jokes.

Here are a few to start:


Your moma is SO BLACK that the pot calls her.

Your moma is SO POOR that you asked what was for dinner and she said wish beans and wonder bread--wish for the beans and wonder where the bread is at.

Your moma's armpits are so harry it looks like she has Buckwheat in a head lock.


"Let's bully" lol

Yo momma has more chins than a Hong Kong phone book.

My question is what the hell is this doing on MUSIC Television. All the more reason MTV needs to go.

I was going to write my sociology paper on the ills of MTV, because there are many, but I chose a different topic instead.

Its a Chineese phone book ;-)

Your moma is SO OLD her Social Security Number is 1.

Your moma is SO OLD that when she farts dust comes out.

Your moma is SO WHITE that they use her in light houses to guide ships in at night.

Most everything I hear on that show ive heard before, and its been years since Ive busted some momma jokes. Didn't the whole momma joke fad pass about 8 years ago anyways? This show has come a little late IMO.

MTV was running out of ideas about how to make the world dumber.

I heard they named New Orleans after Treasure's mom. "The Big Easy."

Ziggy's mom's ass is SO BIG that it is now a Cheesecake Factory franchisee.

Yo momma is more stupid then MTV

lmfao

If that is all well then at least she is still smarter than you ;-)

Yo Momma is so old she remembers when MTV played videos

Yo momma is so old she remembers when Duke was a football school!

Yo momma is so old she remembers when Duke hosted the Rose Bowl

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DAMN that's OLDE lmfao

Yo momoa is SO FAT that when she backs up beepers go off!

Yo momma is bigger then Dean Smith's nose!

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

Yo momma is SOOOO FAT she has her own gravitational pull.

Yo momma so fat when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time

Your momma is SO BLACK that she has to eat Tootsie Rolls with white gloves on so she doesn't eat her fingers

Yo mama armpits so hairy looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock!

That joke is OLDER than yo' moma lmfao

Buckwheat never gets old!!!


Yo Mamma!!

I saw your mom walking down the street with a pig under her arm and asked, where did you get that? The pig said, I won her at the fair.

SEASON 2 FROM NEW YORK starts in 2 weeks... I wanna say 11/23.

Can't wait..definaltey some of the funniest stuff on tv.

One I liked from the commercial for the new season


Your momma is SO FAT that when she went to Mc Donalds she tripped over Burger King and fell on Wendy's.

Well two episodes into the new season and so far there has been some pretty good stuff--not a lot of repeated jokes from season one or rehash's of old "known/used" mother jokes.

THe show appears to be airing M-F 11p EST.

Man.... if you guys have watched Season 2 at all that kid Cutlas was killin' people.

What is up w/ all the white kids throwing down on this show? That kid Harp from Season 1 in LA was killin' folks too.

Yo Momma is so black that when she goes to night school they mark her absent.

YO Mama is so large that smaller women orbit her

Yo mama's mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound

Wow, in 2years it has generated 2 new posts in 5 days :(

yo mama like a daycare, i shot it in her eyes so she could watch my kids.

YO Mama so ugly blind people won't even look at her!!!

Yo Mama so slow, GTS' Survivor Game out ran her.