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note: JD your cool, nothin against you. just using this for the survivor challenge!
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JD Heel, you make me fu**ing sick you know that. Your personal hygeine leaves much to be desired. Your so greasy, texaco buys oil from you. My god, you could go into a haunted house and come out with a job application. You're so nasty you made right guard turn left. The stork must have thrown rocks at your mother when you were born. You're just that dumb. In fact, you're so stupid you could get locked in a McDonals and starve to death. You probably drive to your car every morning. Your significant other is so ****ty that she's like a lemonade stand, 10 cents a squeeze. YOu're probably poor too. Try not to put out another mortgage on your cardboard box.

I have a significant other???

-JD

I was referring to your neighbor's pet, who even turned you down for a second night

Hey SS - what I want to know is are you the type of guy who gives his dog a reach around while you are reaming his poopchute?

Shoulda said that my significant other is like a hardware store: 5 cents a screw and 2 cents a nut.

That one's a little funnier!

-JD

Shut up JD. We all know that the only time of the year you even have a significant other is when the watermelons are ripe enough to cut a hole out of for you to play with.

You don't need me to live out your own fantasies, LK. It's a big world out there, go for it! <img border="0" alt="[pooh]" title="" src="graemlins/pooh.gif" />