08-27-2002, 08:48 AM
It's the first day of school and the teacher thought she'd get to know the kids by asking them their name and what their father does for a
living.
The first little girl says: "My name is Mary and my daddy is a postman."
The next little boy says: "I'm Andy and my dad is a mechanic."
Then one little boy says: "My name is Little Thomas and my father is a striptease dancer in a bar."
The teacher gasps and quickly changes the subject, but later in the school yard the teacher approaches Little Thomas privately and asks if
it was really true that his dad dances nude in a bar.
He blushed and said, "I'm sorry but my dad coaches football for the University of Alabama
and I was just too embarrassed to say so."
note: i cleaned it up as best i could
living.
The first little girl says: "My name is Mary and my daddy is a postman."
The next little boy says: "I'm Andy and my dad is a mechanic."
Then one little boy says: "My name is Little Thomas and my father is a striptease dancer in a bar."
The teacher gasps and quickly changes the subject, but later in the school yard the teacher approaches Little Thomas privately and asks if
it was really true that his dad dances nude in a bar.
He blushed and said, "I'm sorry but my dad coaches football for the University of Alabama
and I was just too embarrassed to say so."
note: i cleaned it up as best i could