NCAAbbs - Attention AOL/AIM NCAAbbs Users!!

GTS has a gift for you.

Add NCAAbbs to your buddy list.

Go on... IM it...

tell it "hello" and "commands" (no quotes)

Remember - THE BOT IS CASE SENSITIVE.

If you guys trigger one of the hidden keywords - DON'T POST IT!!!!

PM and tell me which one you triggered.

I wanna see how long it takes people to catch on.

Now featuring: Fortune Telling Capability!

Just type in:
/Eight Ball (your question here)

**WARNING: This hilarious Mrs. Cleo wanna be has some vulgar language**

That thing is a riot.

D G O L F 22: /Eight Ball are you gay?
NCAAbbs:

Nate, there you go again with the gay stuff.......

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by rickheel:
Nate, there you go again with the gay stuff.......<hr /></blockquote>Would it make you happy if I just said that I was gay? I'm 100% straight, but if I just said it, would you be happy?

I AM GAY!

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by nate jonesacc:

I AM GAY!<hr /></blockquote>hmmm, maybe I found a new sig. <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" />

lol

You people loveeeeeeeeee magic eight ball - I tell ya.

Only one hidden keyword has been found, the obvious one, which shocks me. Think of things that have become terminology here at NCAAbbs.

I have quite a listing of funny magic eight ball responses <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" />

The bot stopped answering a few people because it got flooded with IM's at the same time and went over the AOL/AIM rate limit.

remember, commands and hello and /Eight Ball -- and it is case sensitive.

ohhhhh... terpy makes hidden keyword discovered #2

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Terpy:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by nate jonesacc:

I AM GAY!<hr /></blockquote>hmmm, maybe I found a new sig. <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" /> <hr /></blockquote><img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" />

Make sure you quote that. We wouldn't want some of the newbies to think you're the one that's gay. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" />

[ June 09, 2002, 04:07 PM: Message edited by: JoltinJacket ]

a few more commands:

Once again - vulgar language is a possibility.
/Fortune - have your fortune told
/pull - Russian Roulette
/Drink - get a drink
/shot - shoot yourself
* georgia_tech_swagger slaps - get slapped around a bit with a large trout.

[ June 09, 2002, 04:33 PM: Message edited by: georgia_tech_swagger ]

/pull = NCAAbbs:

what the --
wait a minute...
did it just say what I think it did?...

I think I just found another secret command

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[ June 09, 2002, 04:33 PM: Message edited by: JoltinJacket ]

lmao - it was only appropriate you found that one.

BTW, the main purpose for this bot is to relay info to NCAAbbs users if we are ever down (hints the status command)

NCAAbbs just became A.I.

No longer does it operate by keywords.

But it learns with everything you say, and can actually hold a conversation with you.

It even knows the vitality link - just ask it "What is the link to the vitality homepage?"

For better conversation with it - talk in longer sentences. "awesome" and "k" perplex it - it's looking for proper english grammar.

[ June 09, 2002, 09:51 PM: Message edited by: georgia_tech_swagger ]

HOLY CRAP!

There are actual GOOD conversations going on <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" />

It's averaging an IM every 4 seconds, talking to 8 diff. people.

and of course, PoohTerp is already teaching it dirty words. lmao

11:30 and all is well.

Liquid Karma cussed it out and got insulted.

JD Heel had a near half hour conversation.

Pooh taught it ass.

Liquid Karma taught it George Bush is stupid.

Somebody tried to get it to flirt.

Somebody asked what size.. um... "unit" it had...

It keeps getting funnier.

From the log file...

[11:23:39 PM] From (screen name censored): Do you have a good d*ck for me?
[11:23:42 PM] To (screen name censored): You need counceling.

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I just found out that both NCAAbbs, the robot, and I are both gay! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" />

NCAAbbs: I treasure our friendship because i think you're special.
D G O L F 22: AWWWW

Someone ask it what it thinks of George Bush or Clinton humidoring a certain fat intern.

D G O L F 22: What do you think of George Bush humidoring a certain fat intern.

NCAAbbs: Oh i guess I'm being repetitious but i think they're very nice.

D G O L F 22: What do you think of liberals?
NCAAbbs: I think they're very nice.
D G O L F 22: what about conservative republicans?
NCAAbbs: Really, About conservative republicans?
D G O L F 22: or is that redundant?
NCAAbbs: I really enjoy lilacs when they're in bloom and smell so nice.

LK, you lilac <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

LMAO! This thread and the bot are riots.

Jenibu88: Do you like football?
NCAAbbs: It's scandalous how those football players handle each other.

Jenibu88: /poo
NCAAbbs: Clearasol - Effective sunspot remover.

i dont think thats a keyword but its weird

Type in PPPP and see what you get? <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" />

He is very impressionable. Take a look.

(BTW, Odius45 is my AIM ID)

Odius45: What is your opinion of Coach K?
NCAAbbs: Coach K is an evil man.
Odius45: I couldn't agree more.
NCAAbbs: Let me think; you couldn't agree more; what do you think Odius45?
Odius45: What about Jim Harrick?
NCAAbbs: In my lifetime i hope to understand jim harrick.
Odius45: Trust me, you never will.
NCAAbbs: So, trust you, i never will, is that right Odius45?
Odius45: That's right.
NCAAbbs: Definitely.
Odius45: What is your opinion of Jim Harrick?
NCAAbbs: Jim Harrick is an alcoholic.

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[1:32:46 AM] From BeatDook1: what do you think of dook?
[1:32:47 AM] To BeatDook1: I love it when you describe Dook. As Bad, mmmkay.
[1:32:58 AM] From BeatDook1: good bot

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[1:42:14 AM] From Odius45: You hate Florida State, it is full of convicts.
[1:42:15 AM] To Odius45: Could i repeat that?
[1:42:18 AM] From Odius45: yes
[1:42:20 AM] To Odius45: All right.
[1:42:28 AM] From Odius45: Do you like Florida State?
[1:42:30 AM] To Odius45: I hate florida state, it is full of convicts.

LMAO! You have to ask him these 5 questions?

Do you like miss cleo? <~ A must see!!!
Do you like south carolina?
Do you like north carolina?
Do you like florida state?
Do you like notre dame?

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[ June 10, 2002, 03:02 AM: Message edited by: JoltinJacket ]

NCAAbbs: Did me know that Dook is satan's workshop?
Odius45: yes
NCAAbbs: Are you sure?
Odius45: yes
NCAAbbs: I agree.
Odius45: do you like Bin Laden?
NCAAbbs: No, as the waterboys mom would say, he is the devil.

Odius45: do you like nate jones?
NCAAbbs: Nate jones is gay because terpy said so.

Odius45: do you like joltin' jacket?
NCAAbbs: Yes joltin' jacket is the stat machine.

[ June 10, 2002, 02:51 AM: Message edited by: JoltinJacket ]

Holy crap! Somebody's teaching this bot to be evil.

<img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" />
Odius45: do you like Clemson?
NCAAbbs: Clemson is a giant dumpster full of rats and diseases.

Odius45: when is unc very happy?
NCAAbbs: Unc is very happy when they don't lose 20 games in a season.

Odius45: do you like phil ford?
NCAAbbs: Phil Ford is a boozehound, no wonder the tar holes canned his ass.

Odius45: do you like Larry King?
NCAAbbs: Larry king looks like a ****in' owl on steroids!

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[ June 10, 2002, 03:22 AM: Message edited by: JoltinJacket ]

NCAAbbs (3:41:30 AM): In my view Duke Can be Bad, mmmkay.
Odius45 (3:41:42 AM): no argument from me
NCAAbbs (3:41:45 AM): Really? Good.
Odius45 (3:41:51 AM): what is a win?
NCAAbbs (3:41:54 AM): A win is something that Duke University cannot achieve, despite 24 consecutive attempts.

Game, set, match! Even a bot knows futility when he sees it!!! Don't believe me?...Ask him "what is futility?"

<img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" />

whosyourdawgy: What do you think of Alabama?
NCAAbbs: I think he is a good president.
whosyourdawgy: You think Alabama is a good president?
NCAAbbs: It's Georgia tech!
whosyourdawgy: I think you've gone insane.
NCAAbbs: Oh whosyourdawgy, you think i have gone insane?
whosyourdawgy: Yes, I think you are insane.
NCAAbbs: I will unscrew your head and **** down your neck!

D G O L F 22: Yes, what do you think of Nate?
NCAAbbs: Is a pppping machine. An apt description of Nate jones?

NCAAbbs: Is it best to hire a professional when considering terpy?

NCAAbbs: Terpy is a delirious twerp fan.

NCAAbbs: Nate is a beast among men, a man among boys.

This one is GREAT!

NCAAbbs: Do kids learn about poohterp too young nowadays?
D G O L F 22: No, poohterp is a terp fan, who cant admit her obsession with Duke
NCAAbbs: Poohterp is very nice.
D G O L F 22: I agree

NCAAbbs: I sense dukies can be a good president.
NCAAbbs: You agree.
D G O L F 22: Yes

The conversation continues. This is the greatest thing since....since....something a long time ago.

Odius45 (3:28:39 PM): do you like miss cleo?
NCAAbbs (3:28:42 PM): Hell f'n no, miss cleo is a crack *****!
Odius45 (3:28:50 PM): what else do you know?
NCAAbbs (3:28:52 PM): Darryl strawberry's favorite quote is i love me some cocaine!
Odius45 (3:29:20 PM): what is your opinion of darryl strawberry?
NCAAbbs (3:29:22 PM): What is my opinion of darryl strawberry? There's evidence that We need cooperation.
Odius45 (3:29:36 PM): do you like coach k?
NCAAbbs (3:29:39 PM): What is a win?
Odius45 (3:29:50 PM): i don't know. what is a win?
NCAAbbs (3:29:55 PM): Are we Tired? a win is something that Duke University cannot achieve, despite 24 consecutive attempts.
Odius45 (3:30:25 PM): do you like quincy carter?
NCAAbbs (3:30:30 PM): He is a rat with braces.
Odius45 (3:30:37 PM): do you like georgia?
NCAAbbs (3:30:40 PM): Georgia is the cesspool of the south.
Odius45 (3:30:51 PM): outstanding!
NCAAbbs (3:30:54 PM): I heard in a checkout line that big city swingers are establishing annual awards.
Odius45 (3:31:16 PM): kinda like at fsu. Do you like florida state?
NCAAbbs (3:31:20 PM): Florida state is full of convicts.
Odius45 (3:34:57 PM): do you like bobby bowden?
NCAAbbs (3:34:59 PM): Bobby Bowden is evil.
Odius45 (3:35:19 PM): do you like clemson?
NCAAbbs (3:35:22 PM): Clemson And such are a moron!
Odius45 (3:35:32 PM): you're a moron too
NCAAbbs (3:35:38 PM): I will unscrew your head and sh*t down your neck!

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(DISCLAIMER: JoltinJacket/Odius45 had no part in creating any of these answers)

Odius45 (4:20:56 PM): do you like dook?
NCAAbbs (4:20:59 PM): Yes, really? I sense sarah as The answer.
Odius45 (4:21:04 PM): do you like pooh?
NCAAbbs (4:21:08 PM): Why can't Poohterp Be Paul's? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" />
Odius45 (4:21:28 PM): do you like nate?
NCAAbbs (4:21:31 PM): In my view Nate Can be Funny.
Odius45 (4:21:38 PM): do you like terpy?
NCAAbbs (4:21:42 PM): no terpy looks like a 75 year old tortoise. <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" />
Odius45 (4:22:23 PM): do you like hoops13?
NCAAbbs (4:22:27 PM): Hoops13 is a pppping machine!

NCAAbbs (4:28:24 PM): I like duke football?
Odius45 (4:28:33 PM): do you like duke football?
NCAAbbs (4:28:36 PM): i didn't know duke had football.

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[ June 10, 2002, 04:29 PM: Message edited by: JoltinJacket ]

I can't wait to go home and play with this thing... I'm afraid it's smarter than me though... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="frown.gif" />

[ June 10, 2002, 04:37 PM: Message edited by: UMTerp ]

**Class is in Session**

PnS414: do you like duke
NCAAbbs: Really, i know i like duke, is that correct PnS414?
PnS414: do you like unc
NCAAbbs: Really, i like unc, is that correct PnS414?
PnS414: do you like dook?
NCAAbbs: Dook. Can become Evil.
PnS414: no, dook is not evil
NCAAbbs: Coach K is an evil man.
PnS414: no, coach K is an icon
NCAAbbs: You are my teacher and you say he is not.
PnS414: correct, he is not
NCAAbbs: Let me think; Certainly; what do you think PnS414?
PnS414: You need to know that dook is spelled DUKE
NCAAbbs:
PnS414: and that Duke is not evil
NCAAbbs: Again, What are your thoughts?
PnS414: Duke is not evil
NCAAbbs: And that Duke is not evil.
PnS414: right
NCAAbbs: Yes, really? I view Am damn right. As a hole.
PnS414: speaking of beatdook1
NCAAbbs: When might Beatdook1. Be Stupid?
PnS414: I will let you decide that
NCAAbbs: So, you will let me decide that, is that right PnS414?
PnS414: yes
NCAAbbs: You are very certain.
PnS414: Coach K is an icon
NCAAbbs: You are my teacher and you say he is not.
PnS414: I say coach K is an icon
NCAAbbs: Coach K is an icon.
PnS414: yes
NCAAbbs: Oh really?
PnS414: yes, really, he is

<img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" />

[ June 10, 2002, 05:22 PM: Message edited by: PnS414 ]

PnS414: what is P's wish?
NCAAbbs: S is P's.
PnS414: what is S's wish?
NCAAbbs: S's wish is to be P's.

PnS414: goodbye
NCAAbbs: I'll miss you.
PnS414: i'll miss S.
NCAAbbs: Is In heart. An apt description of S?

<img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" />

That thing sucks!

It's too bad Hogie didn't trigger the new and improved "insult back at you" system.

[6:44:58 PM] From [censored]: why is coach k evil?
[6:45:00 PM] To [censored]: Because he has sex with tree monkeys.