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<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by georgia_tech_swagger:
It's too bad Hogie didn't trigger the new and improved "insult back at you" system.

[6:44:58 PM] From [censored]: why is coach k evil?
[6:45:00 PM] To [censored]: Because he has sex with tree monkeys.<hr /></blockquote><img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" />

ROTF!

This this really hates Jim Harrick:

The Oriole Bat: Did you know that Shane Battier looks like a dog?
NCAAbbs: It makes jim harrick Cokeheads.
The Oriole Bat: jim harrick is the devil
NCAAbbs: Yes, An alcoholic!

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by UMTerp:
This this really hates Jim Harrick:

The Oriole Bat: Did you know that Shane Battier looks like a dog?
NCAAbbs: It makes jim harrick Cokeheads.
The Oriole Bat: jim harrick is the devil
NCAAbbs: Yes, An alcoholic!<hr /></blockquote>BWAHAHAHAHA! [insert evil grin here]

I like this thing!!!

NCAAbbs: Dunkterp is a huge oriole bat.
The Oriole Bat: i heard sarah secretly likes the terps
NCAAbbs: Sarah likes umterp a lot.
The Oriole Bat: umterp likes you
NCAAbbs: Yes, umterp is probably the smartest guy I'll ever meet.

even if you spell drunkterp wrong now, its still knows he's an oriole bat!

The Oriole Bat: i heard sarah secretly likes the terps
NCAAbbs: Sarah likes umterp a lot.

**yeah, I guess your only choice is to brainwash a machine...

**NCAAbbs: Sarah likes to laugh at umterp a lot.

This bot thing is very smart:

NCAAbbs: Liquid Karma is a leader of the green party. Yes, and he is also a conservative in a flaming liberal's body.

PnS414: drunkterp is not an oriole bat
NCAAbbs: Drunkterp is not an oriole bat.
PnS414: right
NCAAbbs: Definitely.

OOPS! Did I just mess up your work, umterp?

Who are you?

Hmmm... I'm guessing you're Sarah on the beach.

OkiDoc69: Do you like maryland?

NCAAbbs: Is The greatest. An apt description of Maryland?

Laying down the law as soon as I log on...

Odius45 (8:32:14 PM): hello
NCAAbbs (8:32:15 PM): Good evening, Odius45. After eight, and feeling great?
Odius45 (8:32:26 PM): absolutely
NCAAbbs (8:32:28 PM): What is hoops13?
Odius45 (8:32:43 PM): i don't know. what is hoops13?
NCAAbbs (8:32:45 PM): Are you Tired? Hoops13 is a pppping machine!

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by UMTerp:
Hmmm... I'm guessing you're Sarah on the beach.<hr /></blockquote>sorry, umterp, you are wrong. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Oh. Well, I don't like you.

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Lucy:
This bot thing is very smart:

NCAAbbs: Liquid Karma is a leader of the green party. Yes, and he is also a conservative in a flaming liberal's body.<hr /></blockquote>I wonder who taught it that.

hockeychc2001: Noley is better than JD.
NCAAbbs: Yes jd can be good for Noley.
Just incase it is unbrainwashed.

Hey where's my impressionable new AIM buddy? He's not online!!!!! By the way, if i keep working on him he will be the most comprehensive source of basketball information this side of bandwagon boy.

Gee golly I cant wait to screw around with this thing all day tomorrow! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" />

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Terpy:
Gee golly I cant wait to screw around with this thing all day tomorrow! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" /> <hr /></blockquote>You've got some brainwashing to do...It thinks you "look like a 75 year old tortoise."

<img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" />

He's back up.

My hard drive needed a defrag really bad - so I had to take him down.

Aahhhhhhhhh Life is good at the Top...

OkiDoc69: Do you like Maryland?
NCAAbbs: Let me think; i like maryland; what do you think okidoc69?
OkiDoc69: Maryland is the greatest of all time wouldn't you say?
NCAAbbs: I like maryland?
OkiDoc69: The greatest is the way I describe Maryland.
NCAAbbs: Of course but more praise should be used.

Like taking candy from a baby...

OkiDoc69: What do you think of Duke?
NCAAbbs: Oh okidoc69, i am not sure?
OkiDoc69: Duke is evil they are all a bunch of sinners and should be put to death slowly and very painfully.
NCAAbbs: I hate death.
OkiDoc69: Then you hate Duke?
NCAAbbs: No, duke is bad, mmmkay.
OkiDoc69: Duke is worse than bad they are pure evil.
NCAAbbs: What could cause No, duke. To be Awesome?
OkiDoc69: Duke can never be awesome
NCAAbbs: No, duke is bad, mmmkay.
OkiDoc69: Yes Duke is very bad...
NCAAbbs: Duke is worse than bad they are pure evil.
OkiDoc69: Now you've got it.

OkiDoc69: Do you like Rick Patino?
NCAAbbs: Oh okidoc69, i like rick patino?
OkiDoc69: No you do not like Rick Patino he is more evil than Satan himself.
NCAAbbs: Really, no i do not like rick patino he is more evil than satan himself, is that correct okidoc69?
OkiDoc69: That is correct Rick Patino is more evil than Satan.
NCAAbbs: No i do not like rick patino he is more evil than satan himself.
OkiDoc69: Good job
NCAAbbs: A friend of mine told me that nuclear engineers are encouraging newcomers to join them.
OkiDoc69: Do youlike Rick Patino?
NCAAbbs: No i do not like rick patino he is more evil than satan himself.

Interesting what this bot knows....

PnS414: Duke is NOT bad
NCAAbbs: You know about duke don't you.
PnS414: who is your teacher
NCAAbbs: Sarah is my teacher.
PnS414: yes
NCAAbbs: How true.
PnS414: there is something you need to learn
NCAAbbs: I am constantly learning from what you teach me.
NCAAbbs: now, do you like the dukebluedevils?
NCAAbbs: The dukebluedevils are the best basketball team in history.
PnS414: yes
NCAAbbs: You are very certain. Do you view Yes duke. As Not good?
PnS414: no, Duke is VERY good
NCAAbbs: Good places for duke are the national championship game.
NCAAbbs: yes
PnS414: is Duke better than Maryland?
NCAAbbs: I imagine Maryland. As a lesbian.
PnS414: well I wouldnt go that far

(I DID not teach it that comment about Maryland...heheh)

OkiDoc69: Who is your favorite team.
NCAAbbs: The terps are my favorite team.

OkiDoc69: Do you like Duke?
NCAAbbs: Let me think; i know i like duke; what do you think okidoc69?
OkiDoc69: No you do not like Duke.
NCAAbbs: Duke is worse than bad they are pure evil.
OkiDoc69: Very good.

NCAAbbs: Yes everyone but okidoc69 is pathetic.

HAHAHAHHA

NCAAbbs: Jeffery Maier is satan.

<img border="0" alt="[Bow]" title="" src="graemlins/bow.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[Bow]" title="" src="graemlins/bow.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[Bow]" title="" src="graemlins/bow.gif" />
<img border="0" alt="[Bow]" title="" src="graemlins/bow.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[Bow]" title="" src="graemlins/bow.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[Bow]" title="" src="graemlins/bow.gif" />

NCAAbbs: Are you sentimental about theoriolebat, S?
S: I am not sentimental about theoriolebat
NCAAbbs: You are about as sentimental as a heart attack.

(good bot, my little student, good bot)

PnS414: do you like navydoc?
NCAAbbs: So, i like navydoc, is that right PnS414?
PnS414: no, you do not like navydoc
NCAAbbs: I do not like navydoc.
PnS414: coach k is not an evil man
NCAAbbs: Coach K is not evil.
PnS414: coach k is an icon
NCAAbbs: I think coach K is an icon.
PnS414: what do you think of coach k?
NCAAbbs: I imagine Coach K. As An icon.
PnS414: what do you think of navydoc?
NCAAbbs: Navydoc is an evil man.
PnS414: ok, class is over

(this is my EXACT sequence with NO alterations)

GFunkJ27: Sarah's motto is Duck Fuke
NCAAbbs: What does duck fuke mean?
GFunkJ27: f*ck duke
NCAAbbs: You know, Bad, mmmkay. Gfunkj27!
GFunkJ27: Sarah's motto is Duck Fuke
NCAAbbs: F*ck duke.
GFunkJ27: what is sarah's motto?
NCAAbbs: Sarah's motto is Duck Fuke.
GFunkJ27: what does Duck Fuke mean?
NCAAbbs: F*ck duke.

[ June 11, 2002, 12:00 PM: Message edited by: Terpy ]

rickheel 48: do duke men have sex
NCAAbbs: Duke men have sex with blow up dolls.

PnS414: how are you?
NCAAbbs: Couldn't be better, what is the latest news?
PnS414: terpy is yappy
NCAAbbs: What do other people do about terpy?
PnS414: other people laugh at terpy
NCAAbbs: Terpy is yappy.
PnS414: terpy is yappy 24 hours a day
NCAAbbs: I have some friends who have made terpy a high art.
PnS414: yapping is a high art?
NCAAbbs: Yapping is a high art
PnS414: yes?
NCAAbbs: Definitely.
PnS414: terpy's motto is yap, yap, yap
NCAAbbs: I guess it bears repeating that.
PnS414: yes, terpy repeats it all the time
NCAAbbs: Terpy is yappy 24 hours a day.

(good, now stop listening to your friends and remember what your teacher has taught you..heheh)

NCAAbbs: Who is number 1?
BooGeorgia: Georgia Tech!
NCAAbbs: Georgia Tech is the greatest college ever!
BooGeorgia: HAHA!

NCAAbbs: I think of Techfan4. As DrunkTerp.

What is that suppose to mean?

BooGeorgia: Who is the coolest person alive?
NCAAbbs: Gts is the second coolest person, behind techfan4.

I don't think this robot guy is working right for me. Whenever I talk to him it just says random stuff. It doesn't make educated replies to me like it does to you all.

NCAAbbs: Oh i guess I'm being repetitious but i would like to make sweet love to hogie's sister.

Jenibu88: Do you like north carolina?
NCAAbbs: I suppose josh can be Sarah's heart.

Jenibu88: You like florida state?
NCAAbbs: Terps are awesome.

NCAAbbs: I had a strange dream that acrobats are fostering public debate.

NCAAbbs: Yes, i have heard that jenibu is cool.

NCAAbbs: Jenibu is cool.

you all are making this stuff up

well I DIDNT make this one up, that's for sure...

PnS414: but you are really insane
NCAAbbs: The best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!

or THIS....

PnS414: you are stupid if you think (name edited) is better than paul
NCAAbbs: Your momma was great last night. How much did daddy pay for you?

<img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" />

I noticed how the bot was being insulted.

I reprogammed it to insult back <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="smile.gif" />

NCAAbbs: Pns414 is a very evil and disturbed union between two people with nothing in common.

NCAAbbs: Yes that is very true everyone but okidoc69 is pathetic and a complete tool.
OkiDoc69: Do you like OkiDoc69?
NCAAbbs: Okidoc69 is the greatest poster on ncaabbs.

OkiDoc69: Do you like the Dallas Cowboys?
NCAAbbs: Oh okidoc69, i like the dallas cowboys?
OkiDoc69: No you do not like hte Dallas Cowboys. The Dallas Cowboys are a bunch of Crackheads and Potheads.
NCAAbbs: No i do not like duke. No i do not like the dallas cowboys.
OkiDoc69: Very good.. You are extremely smart.
NCAAbbs: Where would Everything. Be Good? Yes, i believe that I'm smart. But aren't you smart as well?

NCAAbbs: I believe amy and josh can be Paul. <img border="0" alt="[NoNo]" title="" src="graemlins/nono.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="rolleyes.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Mad]" src="mad-flaming.gif" />

hockeychc2001: Do you like Josh.
NCAAbbs: So, i like josh, is that right hockeychc2001?
hockeychc2001: I like Josh
NCAAbbs: Let me think; Really? I love josh; what do you think hockeychc2001?
OH no I have some Competition! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Mad]" src="mad-flaming.gif" />

hockeychc2001: What does Sarah teach Paul?
NCAAbbs: Sarah teaches Paul, about Porn.
<img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" />

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by BLAKESGIRL:
hockeychc2001: What does Sarah teach Paul?
NCAAbbs: Sarah teaches Paul, about Porn.
<img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> <hr /></blockquote>Nice job BG!!!!!!!

<img border="0" alt="[Cheers]" title="" src="graemlins/cheers.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[Bow]" title="" src="graemlins/bow.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[Cheers]" title="" src="graemlins/cheers.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[Bow]" title="" src="graemlins/bow.gif" />

LMAO