NCAAbbs

This should be interesting. The challenge: be the biggest smack talking ******* of all time.

All smack MUST be posted in the Verbal Assault Area.

You may link to your posts in the VAA outside of that forum. For example... if you're smack talking Duke, you can post a link to that thread in the Duke forum. However, don't go overboard and start doing that for ever team in a conference etc. Pick your targets well. Quality, not quanitity, is what we are looking for.

Unbias Judges:
- DrTorch
- Oddball
- SSJT
- georgia_tech_swagger
- (questionable) OHIO FOOTBALL

The judges will score you based on the following:

Judges will score these on a scale of 1 to 5, five being high, one being low.
- Comedy
(5 = hilarious / 1 = snoozefest)
- Response of other fans
(5 = furious / 1 = laughed you off)
- How others "shot down" your smack / made YOU look stupid
(5 = untouched / 1 = you got trashed)
- How concise you were. We don't need any Deep Blue clones.
(5 = real short / 1 = Crime and Punishment length)

Your avg. score on each of these criteria from all judges will be totalled, then averaged across the board. Then they will be averaged with your team. Highest team average wins.

In the event of a tie, the individual with the highest average on either team will win it for their team. If by some fluke those are tied, it will then be the 2nd highest and so on and so forth.

By a roll of the dice, Liquid Karma of Team Linux is ineligible for this challenge so that the teams will be equal. (Note: lmao!)

Edited posts are allowed for this challenge.

Deadline for all smack: Noon, EST on Monday

Judges, your scores are due in by 7 PM EST Monday to gts@ncaabbs.com

Judges, here is a list of all those who are in on this:
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Team Windows
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- Laettner's Legacy
- cant_think_of_a_witty_name
- emme3334
- rickheel
- NavyDoc69
- Tasha

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Team Linux
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- NCTrafficMan
- whos_your_dawgy
- Rebel_Rx
- JoltinJacket
- calling_the_hogs
- 10MAN
(LK is ruled ineligible for this one by dice roll)

FAILURE TO POST ANY SMACK RESULTS IN A SCORE OF ZERO.



<!--EDIT|georgia_tech_swagger|Nov 9 2002, 11:23 PM-->

"By a roll of the dice, Liquid Karma of Team Linux is ineligible for this challenge so that the teams will be equal. (Note: lmao!)"

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
20 bucks says he still talks to most , though.



<!--EDIT|rickheel|Nov 10 2002, 05:24 AM-->

Understandable. I would have dominated the competition like Shelden Williams would the student body of an all-girls school.

it's hard to talk smack when your team sucks

When does the contest officially start?

What's the first "smack post" I should consider.

Good think LK is out, it gets fatiguing reading thru lots of posts that look like they were written by a 4th grader.

DrTorch Wrote:When does the contest officially start?

What's the first "smack post" I should consider.

Good think LK is out, it gets fatiguing reading thru lots of posts that look like they were written by a 4th grader.

the contest officially started when I posted this thread.

I don't have time for this! Oh good lord. Consider me the one to be voted out this time. I have schoolwork to do people and lots of it.

Tasha

rick.... we need to have a chat.



<!--EDIT|georgia_tech_swagger|Nov 11 2002, 11:30 PM-->

I would like to point out that this challenge would have been so much more entertaining if I were allowed to participate. :mad:

georgia_tech_swagger Wrote:Edited posts are allowed for this challenge.

This may be so, but edited posts tend to mean you looked stupid at one point or another. I stand by my retardation.

:rolleyes:

rick... we need to have a chat.

What I asked was valid. Why did she commit in the first place.
GTS, I dont care if someone is doing you a favor. If someone cannot commit to the time it takes, that person should not play. I dont care who it is.



<!--EDIT|rickheel|Nov 12 2002, 04:20 AM-->

I thought I was doing GTS a favor because he really needed someone else to sign up. I have tried my best but forbid that someone cannot be at a computer all the time.

Do you have a problem with me? Ever since I've joined this board, you have had a $hitty attitude towards me. Half of the crap comes from you and I try to keep my mouth shut. You are not worth my time because you obviously have some sort of beef with me. You don't know me. But someone such as you who is so set in your ways won't budge. So fine...I am officially out of Survivor. No need to vote me off. I am gone.

Are you happy now?

Tasha

dont go Tasha!

Tasha, I know how it is about not being around the computer for the game-it got me knocked off last year.

I am the Queen of all that is smack. All others must bow down now.

Never picked you for a heroin fiend, Rx. :eek: :laugh:

Check your PMs LL. Hope they work. If not, I'll email ya.

Tasha

your turn Tasha

Tasha Wrote:Do you have a problem with me? &nbsp;Ever since I've joined this board, you have had a $hitty attitude towards me. &nbsp;Half of the crap comes from you and I try to keep my mouth shut. &nbsp;You are not worth my time because you obviously have some sort of beef with me. &nbsp;You don't know me. &nbsp;But someone such as you who is so set in your ways won't budge. &nbsp;So fine...I am gone.

Are you happy now?

Tasha

I'd like to take Tasha's post and second it....



<!--EDIT|Sarah|Nov 11 2002, 11:17 PM-->

Hello? Is this thing on?

This can't be the real Sarah...can it?

Tasha Wrote:I thought I was doing GTS a favor because he really needed someone else to sign up. I have tried my best but forbid that someone cannot be at a computer all the time.

Do you have a problem with me? Ever since I've joined this board, you have had a $hitty attitude towards me. Half of the crap comes from you and I try to keep my mouth shut. You are not worth my time because you obviously have some sort of beef with me. You don't know me. But someone such as you who is so set in your ways won't budge. So fine...I am officially out of Survivor. No need to vote me off. I am gone.

Are you happy now?

Tasha

In a word, yes.

So glad that you put so much energy in disliking me. Get a life old man.

Tasha

Never took that much effort, to be honest.

Sadly, only therapy is available for Narcissistic Personality Disorder.

:bang: :bang: :bang: :bang:

I'm not taking sides either way here, but if it was me, I wouldn't sign up for something I didn't know I could dedicate time to.