PAC 10: The home of two hand touch. Too much scoring without defense leads to STDs.
ACC: New year, same story. The ACC is being held hostage by FSU even though it's dynasty is well over. The only two teams who seem to be trying to change things find a way to lose to anybody halfway decent.
Big East: The ACC's bastard brother. Replace 'FSU' with 'Miami.' Second point just as valid.
Big Twelve: The conference that wants to be the SEC so bad they can taste it. OU and Nebraska are poor men's Alabama merely because they can't afford better players. Texas, whether Simms or Applewhite or Jesus H. himself line up at QB, is Arkansas' bitch. The only teams in the nation that couldn't beat Vanderbilt are the powerhouses of Baylor and Kansas. These two schools aren't even incredibly intelligent universities either. What the hell are their respective excuses?
C-USA: Melting pot of all teams unable to cut it in major conferences. Memphis, USM, TCU, etc are the Marcie to everyone else's Peppermint Patty.
MAC: Bowling Green deserves to be in the Top 10? Where the hell are the BG advocates now? We all know NIU is a team full of future NFL stars so don't feel bad. The good news for the MAC--Byron Leftwich. The bad news for the MAC--He's leaving soon.
Big Ten: The teams suck ass this year. The officials suck ass this year. Name me one Big Ten team worthy of the BCS title game in the past four years. Only in the Conference-that-can't-count could Gerry Dinardo find work.
Go ahead and down all the other conferences as much as you want. My suggestion is just shut the hell up and play them. It appears to me the SEC is just a conference full of thugs, recruiting violations, backwood towns, washed up coaches, etc. I am proud of CUSA. We have reputable football, basketball and baseball programs. (Tualne/Houston-baseball, Cincy/Memphis/Marquette-basketball, Southern Miss/TCU/Lousville-football, etc)
The Big XII is the best conference in college football. Any team in that conference would beat any SEC opponent. The MAC doesnt get the respect they deserve. However, with more exposure that is changing. The PAC 10 has a lot of offensive talent, good academics and tough environments in which to play. The Big East has Miami, VTU, etc and could beat the hell out of Ark. I could go on and on, but your point is so futile it isnt worth it. Again, if the SEC thinks it so tough, shut the hell up and play these teams.
GO CUSA
hamburglar Wrote:GO CUSA
Your entire argument is disqualified on the grounds of your last statement. Thank you, come again. You really believe
any team in the Big 12 could beat any SEC opponent? You really do need help. And to think that I considered 10 and Wiz and NPR were too hard on you. Funny that a USM fan could bring up another team's inability to beat anybody. South Florida too much for the Golden Beagles?
If it's not SEC it's crap?! Whoa! If it is the SEC it's crap. I'd have to agree with the hamburglar: the SEC is a bunch of thugs, criminals, and just plain 'ol stupid southerners. UGA almost lost their entire basketball recruiting team because of rape and assault charges and the boys were just plain too stupid to get in. (they managed to salvage one recruit after he barely passed summer school) Aren't some teams facing probation? The ACC is a conference of (mostly) outstanding schools academically which highlights their athletic prowess. The SEC gets by on luck and luck doesn't hold out forever.
Any team can be beaten on any given day!!! I thought you were someone that posted logical arguments. However, this post is just horrible. When you are talking about the conferences, that includes basketball, etc right? If so, I would put Kansas, Missouri etc against any SEC team (in basketball).
Again, quit the rhetoirc and play these teams you think are horrible.
emme334, thanks for agreeing. I always link the SEC with the following..
S-o
E-veryone
C-heats
That conference is nothing but a bunch of low-lifes, criminals, cheaters, etc. I think all members of SEC teams have been on "Cops" and/or "Springer."
Who are you to judge a logical argument, hammie? Anyone who has read one of your posts on the UM board can see you usually make more irrelevant posts than I did in this one. I'd have to say that before you can attack someone else's credibility, you need to have some of your own.
Also, if you want to attack other conferences, yours should be credible. Look at all the violations the SEC has compiled over the past 10 years. The SEC has more over the past 10 years than CUSA, ACC and another conference combined. Dont mention credibility, if your conference lacks it. Try making some of those SEC athletes go to class and stay out of trouble. Oh, you cant beacuse those in charge are in trouble themselves.
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A wise man once said "If you're not cheating, you're not trying." Don't sit there and act like noone else is breaking the rules. Are you telling me that all the star athletes in the nation either already owned those Escalades, Hummers, etc? It amazes me when all the other conferences have just as many poverty stricken athletes who magically find a way to acquire their designer clothes and all that "bling-bling" yet noone seems to say a word. The only reason the SEC is turning up with all these violations is everyone else wants to bring it down to their levels. When the Big 12 rises to such a dominant state, rest assured that the exact same things will resurface within. Same for the ACC, Big East, and Big Ten. Hate to say it but the CUSA will forevermore remain one of the more "respectable" conferences in rule compliance nature. Nobody could care enough about them to begin investigating.
Do you want some cheese to go with that whining you are doing? Im not going to say that all schools outside the SEC are free of cheating. Ive seen some players driving BMWs, etc. However, some athletes go to schools because of name, famiy member attended, national exposure, tradition, etc. Why is that the SEC has to pay for athletes? If you say the SEC is so tough and can beat others; it shouldnt have to pay athletes. Do you agree with that? Duke (in basketball) dosent have to pay players. The players go there because of the tradition, national exposure and a great atmosphere. Also, Durham is not a bad town. The same can be said of UNC, FSU, etc. What about the SEC. I guess towns like Starkville, Fayetteville, Oxford,etc are great places, huh. The only nice cities in the SEC are Nashville and Gainesville. CUSA has great towns such as Tampa (USF is joining next year), Chicago,etc.
So again, the SEC is just full of cheats no matter what.
Funny you should bring up Duke. There is a Carlos Boozer/Escalade and massive sound system (if I'm not mistaken) thread floating around here somewhere. How can you bring up FSU's respectability with a straight face? How easily you forget Warrick and Janikowski. If they came for the tradition, surely they stayed for the perks of lawlessness.
FSU respectable?! ROFL!!!! Anyone who saw the FSU-Tech game on Saturday had to know that FSU threatened or blackmailed those refs. Great towns of the SEC...that's a funny one. Most of those backwoods towns are the size of the island I live on in GA. Athens even had to steal the Varsity so their misguided fans could eat somewhere on gameday.
HaHa HaHa HaHa HaHa HaHa HaHa
In games involving the 6 BCS leagues. The SEC has
the worst record with only 5 wins and 9 defeats.
That, obviously is the worst record of all the BCS leagues.
You are Number One...In spewing Crap!
You are Number Six...When it's time to back your crap
up on the field.
As with everything else...The SEC "talks" a good "talk"
But on the field...Where the real facts are found...You
don't "walk" a very good "walk!"
I'd continue to play La-Lafayette, La-Monroe and Middle
Tennessee...but it would be a good idea to stay away from
the big boys.
Oregon over Miss State
Miami over Tenn
Va Tech over LSU
Miami over Florida
Ga Tech over Vanderbilt
UVA over South Carolina
Oklahoma over Alabama
So Cal over Auburn
Texas Tech over Ole Miss
But you do have 5 victories...
Ga by 3 over Clemson (5th in the ACC)
Tenn over Rutgers haha haha haha haha haha
So Carolina over Temple haha haha haha haha haha
Auburn over 6 loss Syracuse @ Auburn in 3OT haha haha
Kentucky over Hapless Indiana haha haha haha haha
What a frickin' joke. And Dude...you've got to be one
stupid moron, to come talking smack. I would suggest
you have the facts straight.
Maybe in your next post, you could go to the "Smack
Board" in the Sun Belt...and tell them how good you
are.
SEC...#1 haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha
Stop it Hamburglar...You're killing me! haha haha haha haha
HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA
Most of these remarks are too retarded to even bother arguing with. This smack is not worthy of a reply.
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Yet, you just replied Reb.
Witty definitely got the natives stirred up.
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