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Here's my first - slightly modified to fit the occasion--


Three Gamecocks are brought before a night court judge. Judge looks at the first Gamecock and sighs. "Name?"

First Gamecock shakes out his feathers. "Big Red."

"Your name is Big Red?"

"Yes, Your Honor."

"What's your crime?"

"Blowing bubbles in the park."

Judge scowls. "Blowing bubbles in the park? Case dismissed." He looks at the second rooster. "Name?"

Second rooster stretches his neck and looks up at the judge. "Bigger Red."

"Your name is Bigger Red," the poor man sighs again. "Crime?"

"Blowing bubbles in the park."

"Case dismiised!" Judge rolls his eyes and is starting to get upset. He scowls again at the third rooster. "Let me guess. Your name is Biggest Red."

The third Gamecock preens and gives the judge a coy look. "No sir. I'm Bubbles."

How many of you knew their mascot's name is Cocky?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I guess a lot of people know...he was the ncaa mascot of the year this year...where was your idiot tiger :mad:

Memphis has the most genartic mosot. A TIGER
Wow :rofl:

ScfannTarft Wrote:Memphis has the most genartic mosot. A TIGER
Wow :rofl:

"genartic moscot" --- Don't know whether to laugh or cry.

Anyway, here's three more (modified to fit the Gamecock theme)


An anxious woman goes to her doctor.

"Doctor," she asks nervously, "can you get pregnant from anal intercourse?"

"Certainly," replies the doctor, "Where do you think Gamecock fans come from?"

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A biker walks into a sports bar and shouts, "All Gamecock fans are
a**holes!" He looks around, obviously hoping for a challenge.

Finally a guy comes up to him, taps him on the shoulder, and says, "Take that back!" The biker says, "Why? Are you a Gamecock fan?"
"No, I'm an a**hole."

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What do Gamecock fans use for birth control?

Their personalities.

ScfannTarft Wrote:Memphis has the most genartic mosot. A TIGER
Wow :rofl:

Yea...We can see you have alot to "Crow" about... :laugh:

Here's one you can eat lunch with -

Two Gamecock fans are drinking pretty hard at a Cowpens, South Carolina bar, when one Gamecock throws up all over himself.
"My wife is gonna kill me."
The other Gamecock says, "No problem. Go a twenty? Put it in your shirt pocket and tell your wife some other guy threw up on you, and gave you the twenty to cover the dry cleaning."
"Great idea!" says the first. "Next round's on me."
Some time later our friend stumbles home. His wife meets him at the door and is none too pleased. "You disgust me! Not only do you smell like a brewery, but you threw up all over yourself."
"Aw honey. You've got it all wrong. I just had one beer. See, this other guy threw up on me, and gave me twenty bucks to cover the dry cleaning. Look - the money is in my shirt pocket!"
The wife reaches in the pocket and pulls out the money. Says, "What are you talking about? There's $40 here."
Gamecock says, "Oh yeah, he crapped in my pants too."

Scientist have traced the origins of the toothbrush to the state of South Carolina. The scientist were asked what archaeological evidence was found that would lead them to believe that South Carolina was the birthplace of the toothbrush. They responded that no archaeological evidence was used at all in their determination. It was simply a matter of deductive reasoning. They stated that had the toothbrush been developed anywhere else in the world, it would have been called the "TEETHBRUSH."

:rofl:

Here's a related one and two more -

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[b]Q: What has 209 legs and 38 teeth?

A: The front row at a Gamecock

How can you take any school seriously that has been a joke on The Simpsons?

The Simpsons visited a private school and Lisa refused to let go of the gate of the school so they could leave. Homer says, "Lisa, when it comes time for you to go to college I'll see to it that you go to the finest educational institution there is.........in South Carolina." To which Lisa replies, "I WILL NOT be a Gamecock." :laugh:

C-USA teams talking smack about an SEC team....when did hell freeze over.

Then you should hear the one about Old Piss and Ewe Tee

Since it appears the Gamecocks love the late Senator Thurmond with quite a passion - it seems only right and related that a Strom Thurmond joke should also appear here. So here it is ----

George W. Bush was having some problems satisfying Laura due to the Iraq crisis, economy, stock market, etc. and decided to visit Strom Thurmond, since Storm is known as quite a ladies man (he married his Beauty Queen wife when she was 16 and he was almost 80).

Hearing George's problem, Strom says, 'Well I tell ya what George. What I do is take my 'thang' and whack it against the bedpost three times: 'whack, whack, whack', then I go over to the nightstand, then again, whack my thang three times: 'whack, whack, whack'. And I tell ya what George, it drives the ladies crazy.

George thanks Strom and heads back to the White House, and Laura's is already in bed. So he follows Strom's instructions, takes his 'thang' and hits it against the bedpost three times: 'whack, whack, whack', then he goes over to the nightstand, then again, three times: 'whack, whack, whack'.

Then Laura leans over and says:

"That you Strom?"